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Old 07-16-2016, 02:49 PM   #61
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Old 07-16-2016, 02:49 PM   #62
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Old 07-16-2016, 03:31 PM   #63
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Old 07-17-2016, 10:02 PM   #64
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Lmao! that's priceless! not often that a meme actually makes me laugh

 
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Old 07-17-2016, 10:03 PM   #65
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Dudes fucking lucky, hooking up with Paris Hilton in her prime. Score one for Canada!

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Old 07-17-2016, 10:07 PM   #66
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i'm trying to think of other audition stories

les claypool auditioned for metallica in the 80s is all i can think of
Not really an audition story, but Zach De La Rocha (sp?) had an invitation to join the Wu-Tang Clan but followed his instincts to stay with Rage in their early days before they ever got signed.

 
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Old 07-17-2016, 10:08 PM   #67
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shit! that would have made a good entry!

 
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Old 07-17-2016, 10:10 PM   #68
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Manson played here the other night, and my friend's lady-friend is one of those professional groupies that promoters hire and give VIP passes too. She tried to give Manson a BJ and he couldn't get it up because he was too wasted on coke and booze and then he got really aggressive and tried to jam his rope dick inside of her.

Her legs are all bruised up and she came home crying.
haha that's awesome. Happens to the best of us though

 
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Old 07-17-2016, 10:13 PM   #69
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Hey Weiland_Fan, I know you run Alternativenation.net

If you like what you see I'll do a weekly feature on your site for free. If it turns out to be a big traffic getter all I ask is that you let me interview some of your more lowly interview subjects like the guy from Fuel or Filter or whatever just so I can build a portfolio for if I eventually write elsewhere.

 
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Old 07-17-2016, 10:15 PM   #70
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already got what I think is a pretty interesting, unknown factoid for the next article from a memoir I was reading last night.

 
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Old 07-17-2016, 10:26 PM   #71
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Dudes fucking lucky, hooking up with Paris Hilton in her prime. Score one for Canada!
he lucky for hooking up with an 8 with an intelligence quotient of -25? as a famous rich musician guy? low standers

 
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Old 07-17-2016, 10:55 PM   #72
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I always liked Paris Hilton. People always talked about how dumb she was but I think "beauty icons" like Taylor Swift and Katy Perry are wayyyyyyyyy stupider. I always jut thought that Paris Hilton had more of the unaffected, slacker, disenfranchised gen-x kind of persona going on than actually being stupid.

 
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Old 07-17-2016, 11:04 PM   #73
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lol you 2 retarded 4 real

 
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Old 07-17-2016, 11:17 PM   #74
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hey man, it's never easy selling products if you portray yourself above everyone else. Kardashian was a Paris Hilton bottom feeder and she and her mom observed the business model utilized by Paris and made a fortune by copying her and doing it more effectively

 
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Old 07-17-2016, 11:20 PM   #75
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i've never seen someone so susceptible to being had by horrible stupid people. is like you worship stupidity and think its a sign of intelligence

 
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Old 07-17-2016, 11:22 PM   #76
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Gallo didn't make a video for I Wrote This Song For The Girl Paris Hilton, so seeing her briefly rotating on a platform in lingerie for another song will have to do.


 
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Old 07-17-2016, 11:27 PM   #77
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i've never seen someone so susceptible to being had by horrible stupid people. is like you worship stupidity and think its a sign of intelligence
I'm not "had" by anyone. I simply think that Paris Hilton was incredibly sexy in the early 00's (haven't heard or seen anything from her lately or in many years for that matter but I don't doubt that she's still fine). Dumbass people get outraged by her persona and it just further fuels the admiration for her from her younger fans. With someone like Paris Hilton it was clear she was in on the joke but just didn't give a shit... With retards like Taylor Swift and Katy Perry they don't even realize when they sound like a pound of sand.

 
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Old 07-17-2016, 11:32 PM   #78
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You appear to be measuring the success of the individual and the respect they are therefore due on the extent to which they can turn their act to profit and commercial power, though, right?

 
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Old 07-17-2016, 11:45 PM   #79
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Ehhh... I guess. I just thought Paris Hilton was super hot growing up, and her whole attitude and shtick seemed to be a play off the slacker/gen-x movement that I thought was so cool growing up several years earlier.

 
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Old 07-17-2016, 11:46 PM   #80
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It's not the kinda stupid like when you hear Taylor Swift on late night shows babbling on enthusiastically about what kinda clothes she wears and her hair-style changes and that sorta shit.

 
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Old 07-17-2016, 11:53 PM   #81
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Which of the two would you describe as the more successful, regardless of their respective approaches?

 
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Old 07-18-2016, 02:58 AM   #82
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If you like what you see I'll do a weekly feature on your site for free. If it turns out to be a big traffic getter all I ask is that you let me interview some of your more lowly interview subjects like the guy from Fuel or Filter or whatever just so I can build a portfolio for if I eventually write elsewhere.
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already got what I think is a pretty interesting, unknown factoid for the next article from a memoir I was reading last night.
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Old 07-18-2016, 03:56 AM   #83
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i've never seen someone so susceptible to being had by horrible stupid people. is like you worship stupidity and think its a sign of intelligence
Scary, silly me. I think mark to worship the God of stupidity and intelligence.

 
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Old 07-19-2016, 07:46 AM   #84
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already got what I think is a pretty interesting, unknown factoid for the next article from a memoir I was reading last night.
How is it unknown if it's been published in a memoir?

 
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Old 07-19-2016, 11:18 AM   #85
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haha that's awesome. Happens to the best of us though


Slunkens story wasnt awesome...it was actually rather horrifying and sad

 
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Old 07-19-2016, 02:46 PM   #86
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i missed that somehow

can't believe "haha that's awesome" really was his response

 
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Old 07-19-2016, 03:29 PM   #87
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when he says "happens to the best of us" does that mean he's sympathising with mm in this story?
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Old 07-19-2016, 06:21 PM   #88
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sorry fuzzy brah but paris has always been a nasty, flat, dumb-as-fuck skank.

and i have hella low standers.

 
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Old 07-19-2016, 09:25 PM   #89
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lmao sexual abuse aha

 
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Old 07-19-2016, 09:36 PM   #90
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