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10-03-2017, 10:12 PM | #3931 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
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nursing students are always tested, they dont want people who will steal pills and shit
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10-03-2017, 10:20 PM | #3932 |
Minion of Satan
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10-03-2017, 10:24 PM | #3933 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,215
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Here's another crazy story.
A couple of months ago I went to the library to buy an OM shirt (i have no wifi). I went stoned. On the way out I freaked out a little (too many humans) and almost hit a little boy. The head librarian (she looks like a grey eagle) saw it all. When I came back a few days later she gave me a look of death. so i kept away from that library. until yesterday. i went and they all ignored me (the eagle head librarian and her cohorts). Good ending right? Wrong. This morning I emailed her explaining how I came stoned and almost hit the child and apologizing. she hasn't written back. i am fucked. can never go back there. AND THEY HAVE THE WORM OUROBOROS. fuck me |
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10-03-2017, 10:43 PM | #3934 | |
Braindead
Location: Ignore List
Posts: 17,229
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if they do a saliva test then it only matters if you've smoked a day or two before. |
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10-03-2017, 10:45 PM | #3935 |
dumb
Location: $8.6 million embezzled funds
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10-03-2017, 10:51 PM | #3936 |
Braindead
Location: Ignore List
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took, i know it can be hard but you should probably just let some of these things go. like who gives a fuck about super market interactions? and don't go apologizing to everyone because it just reminds them of what they will probably forget. stoners are silly, myself included. weed is legal here and yet i still carry body spray and smoke in hiding.
Last edited by ilikeplanets : 10-03-2017 at 10:56 PM. Reason: stoopid speel1ng |
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10-03-2017, 10:52 PM | #3937 |
dumb
Location: $8.6 million embezzled funds
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10-03-2017, 10:55 PM | #3938 |
Braindead
Location: Ignore List
Posts: 17,229
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fuck my c section scar still hurts 7 weeks later. i exercised yesterday finally, though. haven't lost shit but the literal baby weight and that bothers me. but since i still feed her 3-4 times a night (8-9 hour period) i get hungry never sleeping and just shove crap like candy or sugary granola bars in my mouth at 1 am to get quick energy to tend to her. not good for weight loss and that's obviously a sensitive issue with me, as i'm sure some of you remember.
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10-04-2017, 12:40 AM | #3939 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Location: Greater Anabaptist Rakefighter Kingdom
Posts: 1,058
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i am prowwling the board for victims
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10-04-2017, 12:41 AM | #3940 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Location: Greater Anabaptist Rakefighter Kingdom
Posts: 1,058
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who wants. to fig ht me
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10-04-2017, 01:42 AM | #3941 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,215
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Dude just told me to name a start date. Sounds like I might not be going in until then which would give me 15 days and I'm skin and bones.
fingers crossed. |
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10-04-2017, 01:43 AM | #3942 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,215
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10-04-2017, 07:26 AM | #3943 |
Socialphobic
Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria
Posts: 12,467
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Unsure whether to continue with this fantasy murder mystery I bought in a bookstore in Perth. The detective is the only openly practicing wizard in Chicago.http://i.imgur.com/NifZXuZ.jpg
Just don't know how much more of this character I can take. |
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10-04-2017, 07:30 AM | #3944 |
Braindead
Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS
Posts: 17,399
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HOLY SHIT MASSIVE CARPET FIBER
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10-04-2017, 07:33 AM | #3945 |
Socialphobic
Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria
Posts: 12,467
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Yes sorry, I'm at a holiday house where they positioned the bed and accompanying bedside tables and lamp on the opposite wall to the one where the only power point in the room is. So the lamp is on the floor and my younger kid is sleeping so I just had to take the photo next to the lamp.
OKaY???? |
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10-04-2017, 11:01 AM | #3946 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,215
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And to think that you were mocking my writing and Korazonn the Accursed.
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10-04-2017, 11:54 AM | #3947 | |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
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10-04-2017, 12:02 PM | #3948 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
Posts: 32,741
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you fool of a took!
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10-04-2017, 12:19 PM | #3949 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,215
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I know. Now they all think I am crazy. But I am not. Just, uh, getting there.
Now I am being overwhelmed by the urge to apologize to Mitchell again but if I do he will just get excited again. Also Safeway stopped selling kimchee? Sign? Have I told you guys that I think the dude on the cover of the Boris Cosmos ep is me? Look that shit up yo. Looks like he's drowning beneath the purple waves. |
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10-04-2017, 12:32 PM | #3950 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
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10-04-2017, 01:12 PM | #3951 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
Posts: 32,741
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scenesdescent
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10-04-2017, 01:33 PM | #3952 | |
Braindead
Location: Ignore List
Posts: 17,229
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the world doesn't know or usually care if you're high (stoned, if you're tweaking or nodding off they definitely know, even though you think they don't. DRUG PARADOX) |
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10-04-2017, 01:40 PM | #3953 |
Braindead
Location: Ignore List
Posts: 17,229
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sounds more like david berkowitz than took to me
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10-04-2017, 01:56 PM | #3954 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,215
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Yeah I'd go for a bubble bath instead of gasoline.
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10-04-2017, 01:58 PM | #3955 | |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,215
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I know. But my encounter with Takeshi was very short (I screamed arigato he returned a barely perceptible nod) so I think when he visualized me he captured just the essence of me: submissive insecure shamefast (steadfast in shame) and fucked to the gills on dxm. that's me. i know it is. |
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10-04-2017, 01:59 PM | #3956 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,215
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True story!
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10-04-2017, 02:07 PM | #3957 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,215
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Omfg look at this job. if i lose this because i was stupid enough to smoke weed... sigh.
Work Schedule: Tuesday – Saturday 3:00 pm – 11:30 pm Starting Salary: Range 29, Step E - $2,425 per month Shift Premium Pay: $174 per month Total Monthly Salary: $2,599 Pay days: semi-monthly on the 10 th and the 25 th Probationary Period: 6-month This position is in the classified service covered by the (WPEA) Union and you would be required to pay union Benefits: Medical, Dental, Vision, Retirement |
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10-04-2017, 02:08 PM | #3958 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,215
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Jesus Fuck I could be playing Starcraft II by xmas.
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10-04-2017, 02:32 PM | #3959 | |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
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10-04-2017, 03:15 PM | #3960 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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But it does look like me immediately before and after the scream. i was bashful and retreated.
i am telling you that's me. i believe. |
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