I Know What You Did Last Chat Thread

[MyOneAndOnly]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

Aw I just met my little neighbor for the first time in seven months. she gave me a sad smile and a little wave and said hi.

her macho dad hates me her slut mother lusts after me. and when she wets the bed they put the blanket out to dry so the whole fucking neighborhood can see.

poor little girl.

http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/upload...Gif-On-SNL.gif

[yo soy el mejor]

she probably thinks the blanket thing is to shame her, but they might just wash it and then hang it to dry. kids got their own perspective.

source: used to be a kid

[yo soy el mejor]

lol @ took thinking every woman lusts after him

[FoolofaTook]

Of course its real. They are trying.to shame her into not wetting the bed. A tried and true method.

Shame is very effective.

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

lol @ took thinking every woman lusts after him

The first thing she told me after her name was "I live next door with my daughter and my daughter's father." In safeway she touched me in public (wtf). Just on the shoulder but still.

I know its just to hurt her husband.

[FoolofaTook]

And the dude glares at me.

[yo soy el mejor]

for all that education you claim to have, you sure are dumb.

[FoolofaTook]

And its not every woman. Just the extremely attractive ones.

Vavoom!!

[yo soy el mejor]

but i've always known that education doesn't automatically make someone smart

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

for all that education you claim to have, you sure are dumb.

Not in the realms of parentheses.

[yo soy el mejor]

it just sounds like she doesn't care for her daughter's father. ain't no one lusting after you.

[FoolofaTook]

Well in that case it is fun to dream.

[FoolofaTook]

I am reading Dunsany btw.

As in Edward Moreton John Drax Plunkett, Lord Baron of Dunsany.

[FoolofaTook]

Imagine having to introduce yourself with that.

[MyOneAndOnly]

a lot of guys think because a woman speaks a sentence to them or shakes their hand or says hello that the woman must be filled with lust.

the guys who think that way are wrong. Not sometimes wrong. Guys who think that way are always wrong.

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[Disco King]

A handshake from a woman is an unmistakable sign that she seeks to feign interest in you, while making you an object of ridicule amongst everybody else involved, all of whom are in on the joke.

Be wary.

[Disco King]

But legit, studies have shown that men are more likely to misinterpret neutral behaviour as indicative of romantic or sexual interest, and women are more likely to misinterpret romantic or sexual intentions as neutral.

[FoolofaTook]

Yeah I know scorn and ridicule are a big part of it. Who cares I really don't like her.

And yeah it must be me. I would never dream of coming up to someone with whom I've exchanged two sentences and touch them. it freaked me out i kept my earbuds in place (alcest) and RAN. lol

[yo soy el mejor]

you're a creep and you have no excuse for calling her a slut

[MyOneAndOnly]

a near stranger is a slut because she spoke two words to her neighbor? wtf?

[pavementtune]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

I would never dream of coming up to someone with whom I've exchanged two sentences and touch them. it freaked me out i kept my earbuds in place (alcest) and RAN. lol

clear sign you were Austrianized. same, what I hate most is not just shaking my hand but keeping it too long and then on top of it grabbing my forearm. get the fuck away from me!

[smashingjj]

pavementtune is a moderator

[pavementtune]

huh, what did I miss?

oh. besides the last page...

[smashingjj]

yep, it's true! check your stars!

[smashingjj]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

you're a creep and you have no excuse for calling her a slut

HEY I FOUND ANOTHER REASON TO SHIT ON SOMEONE I DON'T LIKE

[yo soy el mejor]

well, he is a creep and shouldn't call her a slut because of it

why don't you quote him and say HEY I CONFUSED NEUTRAL BEHAVIOR FOR FLIRTING AGAIN AND AM GOING TO A CALL A WOMAN A SLUT AGAIN

maybe it's easy for you to ignore

[yo soy el mejor]

it, on the other hand, is not easy for you to ignore me (apparently)

[smashingjj]

it might be because you consistently try your best to be a cunt (apparently)

[Ram27]

Originally Posted by scottytheoneand

a lot of guys think because a woman speaks a sentence to them or shakes their hand or says hello that the woman must be filled with lust.

the guys who think that way are wrong. Not sometimes wrong. Guys who think that way are always wrong.

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i'm glad i have such low self esteem this is never a problem for me

😎

[Ram27]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

Yeah I know scorn and ridicule are a big part of it. Who cares I really don't like her.

And yeah it must be me. I would never dream of coming up to someone with whom I've exchanged two sentences and touch them. it freaked me out i kept my earbuds in place (alcest) and RAN. lol

alcest