billy's cock

nofix · 01-26-2010, 09:27 PM

fat, short?
skinny, long?
fat, long?
skinny, short?
stump?

what do you guys think? i always kinda wonder about celebrity cocks for some reason. just maybe curious or something. i mean, what if he's packing a howitzer down there? and maybe it scares everyone he fucks?

Astur · 01-26-2010, 09:46 PM

"suck my dick

or cock"

duovamp · 01-26-2010, 10:08 PM

Well there's certainly no debate that it's pale.

SPLATTER · 01-26-2010, 10:47 PM

You Said · 01-26-2010, 10:48 PM

I bet looks like a peppermint stick.

june_soma · 01-27-2010, 11:31 AM

Well it did seem to strike Courtney's fancy. I shudder to think what that means.

No surprise I'm posting in this thread, I know. I hang my head in shame.

ravenguy2000 · 01-27-2010, 11:41 AM

Long and uncut and bent.

Pop Tart · 01-27-2010, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ravenguy2000

Long and uncut and bent.

Ew! God!

Pop Tart · 01-28-2010, 03:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nihilist

? Sounds fine to me. Long live the foreskin (and excessive masturbation resulting in a scimitar)!

When I read "Long and uncut and bent" I had this instant vision of some horrid, skinny elephant trunk-like appendage....maybe it was a vision of a ghost from penises past.

Meanwhile, I remember years and years ago I read this thing online that some groupie wrote, and she was trying to get Billy into bed and he wouldn't, and the way it was written made it sound like he was trying to politely get rid of her and he said, "I'm afraid I might disappoint you," so to add to my "Busy" comment, I also think it'd be "Nondescript".

Pop Tart · 01-28-2010, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ;3595653

Online article + pics of groupie plz

I wish I still had the link. I think it was something that was connected to Starla. There was no picture of the girl (and I think I might have been harsh to call her a groupie - maybe she was just an "extreme" fan). The article was written by a friend of the girl, and the friend said that this girl is known to be a bit of a liar, but my take was that if you were trying to get Billy into bed and he said no, wouldn't you lie about that part? There was also another article about someone from high school spitting on Billy (after he started to get famous), which was a bit sad - the spitter was trying to start a fight and Billy walked away.

If I ever get a chance, I'll go looking for this stuff again, but they were so long ago, they were probably Geocities-type sites that've been wiped out. These days I keep copies of all the sordid stuff....cos you never know.

Pop Tart · 01-29-2010, 04:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nihilist

A high school kid or someone who went to high school with teh B0llz?

Someone who went to high school with him.

redchandelier · 02-10-2010, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ravenguy2000

Long and uncut and bent.

I agree long, skinny, uncut, bent, and particularly veiny...

cork_soaker · 01-27-2010, 11:46 AM

small

Mo · 01-27-2010, 11:51 AM

Bald.

Cool As Ice Cream · 01-27-2010, 12:48 PM

is this for a school project?

june_soma · 01-27-2010, 01:00 PM

Ha ha!

june_soma · 01-27-2010, 10:07 PM

My my, I voted five stars on this thread, and the general Billy public was not with me? Your college ed or daily jerk off ritual suck. Maybe harder than this thread. I must not be dazzled by girls in cheerleader outfits, or must I....?

duovamp · 01-27-2010, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by june_soma

My my, I voted five stars on this thread, and the general Billy public was not with me? Your college ed or daily jerk off ritual suck. Maybe harder than this thread. I must not be dazzled by girls in cheerleader outfits, or must I....?

What's your first language?

Mablak · 01-27-2010, 10:30 PM

long but straw-like

Mablak · 01-27-2010, 10:31 PM

And boney.

Josh · 01-27-2010, 11:17 PM

june_soma · 01-29-2010, 04:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duovamp

What's your first language?

Norwegian.

And booo to Floppy for thinking his cock is mediocre. Don't kill my jerk off fantasy.

Floppy Nono · 01-29-2010, 05:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by june_soma

Norwegian.

And booo to Floppy for thinking his cock is mediocre. Don't kill my jerk off fantasy.

if you're jerking off then MY jerk off fantasies are ruined!

mushboom · 01-29-2010, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by june_soma

Norwegian.

we're neighbours!

wanna be bff?

june_soma · 01-29-2010, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mushboom

we're neighbours!

wanna be bff?

Really? Are you swedish?

And, Pop Tart, I'm sorry to hear that.

june_soma · 01-29-2010, 04:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nihilist

Do you know Abbath and Demonaz Doom Occulta?

http://mediaportal.ru/uploads/posts/...orth-front.jpg

Ha ha, no. I do know some guys from Dimmu Borgir and Solefald though, if that helps. Oslo is such a small city, we all hang out at the same rock bars.

Floppy Nono · 01-28-2010, 04:49 AM

mediocre like the rest of the things in his life

sniffingchimp · 01-28-2010, 11:23 AM

I talk about cock all the time, not just in here. Homophobe. Who doesnt like cocks?

sniffingchimp · 01-28-2010, 11:23 AM

Cocks.

sniffingchimp · 01-28-2010, 11:24 AM

Big, huge cocks.

01-26-2010, 09:27 PM	#1
nofix Demi-God Posts: 397	billy's cock fat, short? skinny, long? fat, long? skinny, short? stump? what do you guys think? i always kinda wonder about celebrity cocks for some reason. just maybe curious or something. i mean, what if he's packing a howitzer down there? and maybe it scares everyone he fucks?

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