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Old 12-29-2018, 03:30 PM   #9301
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I can eat and drink as much as I want - and so I do!

 
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Old 12-29-2018, 03:30 PM   #9302
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being European, I don't gain weight. I'm 35 kilos, no idea what that is in inches

 
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Old 12-29-2018, 04:09 PM   #9303
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that's 12 inches long and 9.75 inches in diameter.


 
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Old 12-29-2018, 04:14 PM   #9304
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#idealtype

 
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Old 12-29-2018, 05:57 PM   #9305
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#omegamale

 
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Old 01-01-2019, 12:14 PM   #9306
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oh yeah physical health might not matter to you for a few more years. nvm.

for now it makes sense to just say 'im trying to cut back on ____". it indicates struggle and just, like, adulthood and shit.

 
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Old 01-01-2019, 12:18 PM   #9307
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i'm just "skinny fat", though, so whatever. can't even break 100 pounds even though i eat normally and don't workout aside from being a no-car-having commuter.

 
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Old 01-06-2019, 10:05 PM   #9308
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moving into a "punk house" end of the month

room full of leather jackets

drum set in the living room

 
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Old 01-06-2019, 10:41 PM   #9309
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Nobody that can afford leather is punk.

 
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Old 01-07-2019, 04:48 AM   #9310
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Maybe they have the jackets because they mugged a bunch of rich hipster wannabes, that would be pretty punk

 
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Old 01-07-2019, 05:04 AM   #9311
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Well. I’ve moved in with my parents. There is home made sauerkraut in the fridge and pine nuts harvested from their pine tree sitting on the kitchen windowsill. Interesting.

 
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Old 01-07-2019, 05:23 AM   #9312
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Pine nuts fetch a decent price, too.

 
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Old 01-07-2019, 06:18 AM   #9313
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Yeah, I think that’s precisely why my father, the self appointed King of Cheapskates, is trying to harvest them from their tree. He read an article about it, in the newspaper.

Not the actual newspaper. The online edition. For subscribers only. Well...subscribers...and library users.

 
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Old 01-07-2019, 12:33 PM   #9314
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Pine nuts fetch a decent price, too.
Nobody that can afford pine nuts is punk.

 
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Old 01-07-2019, 12:35 PM   #9315
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moving into a "punk house" end of the month

room full of leather jackets

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Sounds metal af to me

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Old 01-07-2019, 03:24 PM   #9316
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Nobody that can afford leather is punk.
part of the point of a leather jacket is it looks better worn so ya buy them 2nd hand

 
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Old 01-07-2019, 03:44 PM   #9317
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mother of god

 
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Old 01-07-2019, 03:47 PM   #9318
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this is worse than '90% of my library is vtg paperbacks'

 
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Old 01-07-2019, 04:35 PM   #9319
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if imma wear a leather jacket, imma keep that shit nice & look like a member of mf'in Depeche Mode

 
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Old 01-07-2019, 05:33 PM   #9320
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part of the point of a leather jacket is it looks better worn so ya buy them 2nd hand
100% of punk leather jackets are vtg?

 
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Old 01-07-2019, 05:41 PM   #9321
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hell yes

 
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Old 01-07-2019, 05:53 PM   #9322
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When I think of punk, I think of someone who puts as little effort into their appearance as possible. After all, caring isn't exactly synonymous with punk.

 
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Old 01-07-2019, 05:56 PM   #9323
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I once worked with an anarchist who lived at home well into his late 20s, listened to Sum 41 and Blink-182 on the reg and had IBS. He was a big, burly, sweaty guy who never showered.

Guy was as punk as they come.

 
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Old 01-07-2019, 06:29 PM   #9324
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It's a bit like how Mike was the only tr00 fan in SLC Punk!

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Old 01-07-2019, 06:42 PM   #9325
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I once worked with an anarchist who lived at home well into his late 20s, listened to Sum 41 and Blink-182 on the reg and had IBS. He was a big, burly, sweaty guy who never showered.

Guy was as punk as they come.
sounds like your type of guy musically at least

did you guys gel on 3eb

 
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Old 01-07-2019, 06:57 PM   #9326
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no they gelled on hemorrhoid cream.

 
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Old 01-07-2019, 06:57 PM   #9327
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BA-ZING!!

 
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Old 01-07-2019, 07:00 PM   #9328
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sounds like your type of guy musically at least

did you guys gel on 3eb
Nah. What part of he had terrible taste in music did you not understand? I don't think I could've even talked about Harvey Danger with him if I wanted to.

 
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Old 01-07-2019, 07:07 PM   #9329
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who?

 
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Old 01-07-2019, 07:10 PM   #9330
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who?
The guy I worked with. Try and keep up, son.

 
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