My mom's coming to visit today

Aeroplane · 06-21-2007, 11:11 AM

She's never visited me by herself. She's coming to help me settle into my new place - interior decorating, shopping, etc. I want to be settled before I start work Monday, but since I'm not that great at this (I guess my gay gene malfunctioned), she's coming to help.

I'm looking forward to it but it'll be awkward too. We've never been alone together this long since I left home 13 years ago. I'm going through the whole place and "sanitising" it for her Christian eyes.

List:

Hide the two porn DVDs
Hide the condoms
Hide the lube
Wipe out computer history
Wipe out porn files on computer
NEVER mention Netphoria

What else am I missing?

And this may explain my absence (again) for the next few days. She leaves Tuesday. Pray I survive.

yo soy el mejor · 06-21-2007, 11:13 AM

tell her hi for me

Aeroplane · 06-21-2007, 11:14 AM

oh, and for those of concern, she WILL be seeing my European trip pics.

Aeroplane · 06-21-2007, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

tell her hi for me

i'll tell her my hetero-yet-curiously-lesbian friend says hi from Texas.

waltermcphilp · 06-21-2007, 11:16 AM

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/377178

"magikarp, hit em with a spash attack!"

HorseflyKing · 06-21-2007, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aeroplane

What else am I missing?

- free the dudes in leather chaps chained up in the sex dungeon
- hide sex dungeon

pale_princess · 06-21-2007, 11:41 AM

one time, a long time ago, my dad came over and i forgot to hide my vibrator. he pretended not to see it.

Aeroplane · 06-21-2007, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HorseflyKing

- free the dudes in leather chaps chained up in the sex dungeon
- hide sex dungeon

i'm not freeing you. now shut up, slave.

ChristHimself! · 06-21-2007, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aeroplane

oh, and for those of concern, she WILL be seeing my European trip pics.

shit man :/ including amsterdam pics.. you'll break her heart!

that ****** you pumped in the street was nasty and i took a video on your camera!

Aeroplane · 06-21-2007, 01:26 PM

what?! did you put it on youtube?!! no wonder random guys come up to me, pat me on the back and say, "good job, sicko."

pale_princess · 06-21-2007, 01:28 PM

aeroplane is a quality poster

HorseflyKing · 06-21-2007, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aeroplane

i'm not freeing you. now shut up, slave.

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e2...px-Mrslave.jpg
Jeethuth Chritht!

Quiet CD · 06-21-2007, 03:43 PM

aeroplane has a quality pooter

gpub · 06-21-2007, 03:45 PM

hide the B-O-N-G

Aeroplane · 06-21-2007, 03:56 PM

she's arriving any second now. last clean sweep of the place!

Aeroplane · 06-21-2007, 03:59 PM

hmm, i think i'll leave that copy of the Advocate out.

Mo · 06-21-2007, 04:04 PM

Good luck, man.

06-21-2007, 11:11 AM	#1
Aeroplane Minion of Satan Location: fine. i must finally admit it: LA, CA Posts: 8,579	My mom's coming to visit today She's never visited me by herself. She's coming to help me settle into my new place - interior decorating, shopping, etc. I want to be settled before I start work Monday, but since I'm not that great at this (I guess my gay gene malfunctioned), she's coming to help. I'm looking forward to it but it'll be awkward too. We've never been alone together this long since I left home 13 years ago. I'm going through the whole place and "sanitising" it for her Christian eyes. List: Hide the two porn DVDs Hide the condoms Hide the lube Wipe out computer history Wipe out porn files on computer NEVER mention Netphoria What else am I missing? And this may explain my absence (again) for the next few days. She leaves Tuesday. Pray I survive.

06-21-2007, 11:13 AM	#2
yo soy el mejor Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: all over the Internet Posts: 44,548	tell her hi for me

06-21-2007, 11:14 AM	#3
Aeroplane Minion of Satan Location: fine. i must finally admit it: LA, CA Posts: 8,579	oh, and for those of concern, she WILL be seeing my European trip pics.

06-21-2007, 11:16 AM	#5
waltermcphilp Socialphobic Location: I DO C-C-C-COCAINE Posts: 11,137	http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/377178 "magikarp, hit em with a spash attack!"

06-21-2007, 11:41 AM	#7
pale_princess spanish harlem mona lisa Location: the barrio Posts: 10,081	one time, a long time ago, my dad came over and i forgot to hide my vibrator. he pretended not to see it.

06-21-2007, 01:26 PM	#10
Aeroplane Minion of Satan Location: fine. i must finally admit it: LA, CA Posts: 8,579	what?! did you put it on youtube?!! no wonder random guys come up to me, pat me on the back and say, "good job, sicko."

06-21-2007, 01:28 PM	#11
pale_princess spanish harlem mona lisa Location: the barrio Posts: 10,081	aeroplane is a quality poster

06-21-2007, 03:43 PM	#13
Quiet CD Apocalyptic Poster Location: wherever you aren't Posts: 3,239	aeroplane has a quality pooter

06-21-2007, 03:45 PM	#14
gpub Minion of Satan Location: You's guys dont's likes the Toki... Well fucks you's Posts: 5,782	hide the B-O-N-G

06-21-2007, 03:56 PM	#15
Aeroplane Minion of Satan Location: fine. i must finally admit it: LA, CA Posts: 8,579	she's arriving any second now. last clean sweep of the place!

06-21-2007, 03:59 PM	#16
Aeroplane Minion of Satan Location: fine. i must finally admit it: LA, CA Posts: 8,579	hmm, i think i'll leave that copy of the Advocate out.

06-21-2007, 04:04 PM	#17
Mo Immortal Posts: 20,964	Good luck, man.