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Old 04-27-2018, 07:53 PM   #7321
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my only german comes from nazi movies

 
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Old 04-27-2018, 07:59 PM   #7322
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Schnell, jawohl and nein?

 
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Old 04-28-2018, 03:47 AM   #7323
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A lady in the open market downtown told me I have pretty hair and look like Antonio Banderas.
naschmarkt?

 
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Old 04-28-2018, 12:02 PM   #7324
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how's everybody doing?

 
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Old 04-28-2018, 12:03 PM   #7325
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before you give me weird looks remember, this is the chat thread

 
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Old 04-28-2018, 12:58 PM   #7326
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my only german comes from nazi movies
I did nazi any of these movies.

 
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Old 04-28-2018, 01:10 PM   #7327
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I woke up to a shit ton of facebook notifications because I insulted Billy Corgan on one of his own posts and his zombie army came after me

 
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Old 04-28-2018, 01:25 PM   #7328
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naschmarkt?
yep. we bought falafel. twas bomb-diggity.

 
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Old 04-28-2018, 02:46 PM   #7329
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Two days ago my cousin says something about me finding a woman. Then she said I could find a man too if that was more my style.

Today my other cousin asked me if I liked females.

Are they crazy? Am I gay? Am I crazy? Are they gay? Is everyone gay?

DOES THIS EVEN MATTER WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME

 
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Old 04-28-2018, 09:50 PM   #7330
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Maybe they are just concerned about how you seem to have transitioned from motherfucking to fatherfucking.

 
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Old 04-28-2018, 10:29 PM   #7331
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So, I was just informed an hour ago by my sister that movers are coming to bring her stuff.

I had a quiet night of drawing and movies planned.

I asked the movers if they needed any help, and they said "no." It's awkward watching people work as you do nothing.

The only place there's room is the balcony, and it's supposed to rain tomorrow.

 
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Old 04-28-2018, 10:55 PM   #7332
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every time i'd moved before, i carried boxes and broke out sweats and helped.

not sure if that makes me weird

 
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Old 04-29-2018, 12:22 AM   #7333
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my Dad used the words snowflake pussies unironically today

to refer to my stepmother's children

then during my brief visit I had to witness a shouting match over a cellphone plan before I awkwardly snuck away

went home not wondering why I'm a bit fucked

 
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Old 04-29-2018, 12:25 AM   #7334
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also been doing some volunteer work for Beto's campaign

gonna make Ted Cruz Ted LOSE, you know

 
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Old 04-29-2018, 12:07 PM   #7335
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i think the movers will be seriously reprimanded by their boss if you start helping. at least that's the vibe i get. that being said, i still help out, especially with the contents of my closet.

 
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Old 04-29-2018, 12:34 PM   #7336
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I am about to watch a movie about God after listening to a pseudo sermon about God. And it's not even Sabbath. Godfuckdamn.

I was looking into my relative's face as he was talking, thinking how do I tell this dude I have no idea what he is talking about, how do I explain that I think Jesus is a little heap of dust? He has fed me, given me shelter, driven me around the city, bought my bus ticket, been super nice, and now how can I tell him the truth and offend him? So I just smiled and nodded and agreed to watch the God movie. Sigh.

 
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Old 04-29-2018, 12:36 PM   #7337
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When he asked me what I was going to fill the emptiness in my life with I wanted to say sex with a female (ideally) but refrained. So I said something about exercise and reading. He didn't seem very convinced.

 
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Old 04-29-2018, 12:37 PM   #7338
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Maybe they are just concerned about how you seem to have transitioned from motherfucking to fatherfucking.
Are you calling me gay?

Am I gay?

 
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Old 04-29-2018, 12:37 PM   #7339
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Ach, mein Gott!

 
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Old 04-29-2018, 12:44 PM   #7340
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I am starting to consider becoming a fake Christian just for the sake of getting a wife. Also I could write children's Bible stories. But the hair, would they make me cut my hair??

 
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Old 04-29-2018, 03:13 PM   #7341
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delete

Last edited by slunken : 04-30-2018 at 08:02 PM.

 
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Old 04-29-2018, 05:13 PM   #7342
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hahaha atta boy Slunk

 
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Old 04-29-2018, 05:35 PM   #7343
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on the bus to varazdin

(my relatives made me watch the hut: a weekend with god. christfuck)

 
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Old 04-29-2018, 06:11 PM   #7344
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hahaha atta boy Slunk
you're filth

 
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Old 04-29-2018, 06:28 PM   #7345
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somebody farted on the bus. besides that, it's a world away from greyhound.

i had a really nice time in vienna. my cousins are so sweet. they were super kind to me. the last two days i got to hang out with my cousins kids. one is four and the other demon is one and a half. the little one really liked me. he kept laughing when i made faces and asked me to carry him a bunch of times.

 
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Old 04-29-2018, 06:28 PM   #7346
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you're filth
Getting yo dick sucked is really fun tho.

 
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Old 04-29-2018, 07:44 PM   #7347
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yeah so is sucking dick

 
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Old 04-29-2018, 07:45 PM   #7348
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so is getting help moving

who's zooming who?

 
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Old 04-29-2018, 08:57 PM   #7349
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just crossed into slovenia

i am officially on the balkan peninsula

 
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Old 04-29-2018, 11:22 PM   #7350
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Man, there's this really lame song that plays at my work. I think it's Maroon 5. It's super disco sounding and the lyrical hook is "I know what you did last summer" and now I always hear it in my head when I look at the subject header for this thread.

 
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