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04-27-2018, 07:53 PM | #7321 |
dumb
Location: $8.6 million embezzled funds
Posts: 11,358
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my only german comes from nazi movies
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04-27-2018, 07:59 PM | #7322 |
Minion of Satan
Posts: 6,781
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Schnell, jawohl and nein?
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04-28-2018, 03:47 AM | #7323 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
Posts: 32,741
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04-28-2018, 12:02 PM | #7324 |
Braindead
Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS
Posts: 17,399
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how's everybody doing?
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04-28-2018, 12:03 PM | #7325 |
Braindead
Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS
Posts: 17,399
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before you give me weird looks remember, this is the chat thread
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04-28-2018, 12:58 PM | #7326 |
Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
Posts: 14,679
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04-28-2018, 01:10 PM | #7327 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: N3t4Euh Haus
Posts: 32,749
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I woke up to a shit ton of facebook notifications because I insulted Billy Corgan on one of his own posts and his zombie army came after me
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04-28-2018, 01:25 PM | #7328 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,215
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04-28-2018, 02:46 PM | #7329 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,215
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Two days ago my cousin says something about me finding a woman. Then she said I could find a man too if that was more my style.
Today my other cousin asked me if I liked females. Are they crazy? Am I gay? Am I crazy? Are they gay? Is everyone gay? DOES THIS EVEN MATTER WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME |
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04-28-2018, 09:50 PM | #7330 |
Minion of Satan
Location: Banned
Posts: 8,850
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Maybe they are just concerned about how you seem to have transitioned from motherfucking to fatherfucking.
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04-28-2018, 10:29 PM | #7331 |
Minion of Satan
Location: Banned
Posts: 8,850
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So, I was just informed an hour ago by my sister that movers are coming to bring her stuff.
I had a quiet night of drawing and movies planned. I asked the movers if they needed any help, and they said "no." It's awkward watching people work as you do nothing. The only place there's room is the balcony, and it's supposed to rain tomorrow. |
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04-28-2018, 10:55 PM | #7332 |
Braindead
Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS
Posts: 17,399
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every time i'd moved before, i carried boxes and broke out sweats and helped.
not sure if that makes me weird |
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04-29-2018, 12:22 AM | #7333 |
Braindead
Location: TX
Posts: 16,289
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my Dad used the words snowflake pussies unironically today
to refer to my stepmother's children then during my brief visit I had to witness a shouting match over a cellphone plan before I awkwardly snuck away went home not wondering why I'm a bit fucked |
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04-29-2018, 12:25 AM | #7334 |
Braindead
Location: TX
Posts: 16,289
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also been doing some volunteer work for Beto's campaign
gonna make Ted Cruz Ted LOSE, you know |
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04-29-2018, 12:07 PM | #7335 |
Braindead
Location: Ignore List
Posts: 17,229
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i think the movers will be seriously reprimanded by their boss if you start helping. at least that's the vibe i get. that being said, i still help out, especially with the contents of my closet.
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04-29-2018, 12:34 PM | #7336 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,215
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I am about to watch a movie about God after listening to a pseudo sermon about God. And it's not even Sabbath. Godfuckdamn.
I was looking into my relative's face as he was talking, thinking how do I tell this dude I have no idea what he is talking about, how do I explain that I think Jesus is a little heap of dust? He has fed me, given me shelter, driven me around the city, bought my bus ticket, been super nice, and now how can I tell him the truth and offend him? So I just smiled and nodded and agreed to watch the God movie. Sigh. |
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04-29-2018, 12:36 PM | #7337 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,215
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When he asked me what I was going to fill the emptiness in my life with I wanted to say sex with a female (ideally) but refrained. So I said something about exercise and reading. He didn't seem very convinced.
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04-29-2018, 12:37 PM | #7338 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,215
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04-29-2018, 12:37 PM | #7339 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,215
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Ach, mein Gott!
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04-29-2018, 12:44 PM | #7340 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,215
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I am starting to consider becoming a fake Christian just for the sake of getting a wife. Also I could write children's Bible stories. But the hair, would they make me cut my hair??
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04-29-2018, 03:13 PM | #7341 |
Virgo
Posts: 42,781
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delete
Last edited by slunken : 04-30-2018 at 08:02 PM. |
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04-29-2018, 05:13 PM | #7342 |
Banned
Posts: 21,169
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hahaha atta boy Slunk
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04-29-2018, 05:35 PM | #7343 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,215
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on the bus to varazdin
(my relatives made me watch the hut: a weekend with god. christfuck) |
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04-29-2018, 06:11 PM | #7344 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: all over the Internet
Posts: 44,548
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04-29-2018, 06:28 PM | #7345 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,215
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somebody farted on the bus. besides that, it's a world away from greyhound.
i had a really nice time in vienna. my cousins are so sweet. they were super kind to me. the last two days i got to hang out with my cousins kids. one is four and the other demon is one and a half. the little one really liked me. he kept laughing when i made faces and asked me to carry him a bunch of times. |
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04-29-2018, 06:28 PM | #7346 |
Ownz
Posts: 616
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04-29-2018, 07:44 PM | #7347 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: all over the Internet
Posts: 44,548
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yeah so is sucking dick
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04-29-2018, 07:45 PM | #7348 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: all over the Internet
Posts: 44,548
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so is getting help moving
who's zooming who? |
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04-29-2018, 08:57 PM | #7349 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,215
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just crossed into slovenia
i am officially on the balkan peninsula |
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04-29-2018, 11:22 PM | #7350 |
Banned
Posts: 21,169
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Man, there's this really lame song that plays at my work. I think it's Maroon 5. It's super disco sounding and the lyrical hook is "I know what you did last summer" and now I always hear it in my head when I look at the subject header for this thread.
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