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Fattening Ass (3) | 35 | 58.33% | |
yo soy el mejor (6) | 25 | 41.67% | |
Voters: 60. You may not vote on this poll |
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08-08-2007, 08:27 PM | #1 |
Master of Karate and Friendship
Location: in your butt
Posts: 72,975
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Who's NOW? *imploding_poptart Region - Fattening Ass (3) vs. yo soy el mejor (6)*
http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?p=2882624
Who's Now? is a tournament between the top 32 active posters on Netphoria. What does it mean to be "NOW?" Being NOW is partially based on what they post on Netphoria, and what they do off the message board. Seeds are based solely on post count. Each matchup will have it's own thread so we can finally determine who's NOW! In today's round 1 matchup in the imploding_poptart Region, we have the six seed yo soy el mejor matching up against the third seeded Fattening Ass. Fattening Ass's trademark is the LOL. He's well known for his superlative photoshop skills, and is a student of netphorian history. He's moved up his corporate ladder step by step, but been able to do it at a place that lets him keep his individual style. Well versed in pop culture and able to drop an obscure reference at the drop of a proverbial hat. The ironically named yo soy el mejor is most recognized as the last survivor of the incan race. She enjoys men who beat the living shit out of her, and has overdosed on drugs on many occasions, including one time during a bus trip to stay with one of the woman beaters. She's cheated on nearly every boyfriend, and is constantly fired from minimum wage jobs. She still lives at home, so what little money she can scrounge up goes immediately to drugs and alcohol. Recently failed a test to get a job answering phones. Also is a big whore. Today Netphoria, you will decide...... who is more NOW? Is it Fattening Ass or yo soy el mejor? |
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08-08-2007, 08:27 PM | #2 |
Posts: n/a
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in before poll
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08-08-2007, 08:32 PM | #3 |
Immortal
Location: helllllloooooo!!
Posts: 20,823
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****** hasnt been posting a lot lately therefore not NOW
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08-08-2007, 08:34 PM | #4 |
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and fattening ass has?
stop using that criteria, it's almost always working both ways |
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08-08-2007, 08:39 PM | #5 |
Minion of Satan
Location: ¯\(º_o)/¯
Posts: 8,658
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******'s always around but her posts are never very NOW-centric
gil |
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08-08-2007, 08:47 PM | #6 |
Quaid Hates You
Location: Hollywood
Posts: 14,155
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If it'd help id suck her wang.
Hell, id do it just for fun. |
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08-08-2007, 09:07 PM | #7 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Location: quit netphor til nov 5, 2007.
Posts: 4,360
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what i find most annoying about fattening ass is that a year ago he moved away from his born-in-the-wrong-era metalhead friends and decided out of loneliness that he was somewhere between bi-curious and full blown gay. he started asking netphorian homosexuals for tips and advice about gay sex and for everyone's benefit openly pondered what it would be like to put a cucumber up his ass. then the months passed and nothing ever came of it other than an increase in the number of gay pseudo flirting posts he makes
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08-08-2007, 09:10 PM | #8 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Location: quit netphor til nov 5, 2007.
Posts: 4,360
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maybe it was 2 or even 3 years ago. it would be worse in that case
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08-08-2007, 09:10 PM | #9 |
ADMlNISTRATOR
Posts: 18,932
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*rests hand on your leg
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08-08-2007, 09:12 PM | #10 |
THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
Location: || MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!!
Posts: 47,245
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i think your timing's off, that side of his persona was in effect long before his move
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08-08-2007, 09:13 PM | #11 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Location: quit netphor til nov 5, 2007.
Posts: 4,360
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"smooches with KY jelly" or something to that effect
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08-08-2007, 09:16 PM | #12 |
007 373 5963
Posts: 31,420
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im starting to wonder how many hands karl has.
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08-08-2007, 09:32 PM | #13 |
cibohplaicos
Posts: 10,308
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I may have to abstain from both polls today
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08-08-2007, 09:35 PM | #14 |
Banned
Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship.
Posts: 39,439
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wow just make a choice
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08-08-2007, 09:59 PM | #15 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: all over the Internet
Posts: 44,548
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thaks, pals.
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08-08-2007, 10:07 PM | #16 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: all over the Internet
Posts: 44,548
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i have a better quality of people voting for me.
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08-08-2007, 10:12 PM | #17 |
Banned
Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship.
Posts: 39,439
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you are a disgusting piece of shit
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08-08-2007, 10:15 PM | #18 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: all over the Internet
Posts: 44,548
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go eat an egg
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08-08-2007, 10:15 PM | #19 |
007 373 5963
Posts: 31,420
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what's this no voting shit? grow a pair for christ sake.
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08-08-2007, 10:57 PM | #20 |
let's see your penis!
Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive
Posts: 31,847
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not voting in this either even though i don't dislike the participants as much as in the other matchup
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08-08-2007, 10:58 PM | #21 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: all over the Internet
Posts: 44,548
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ur cool, dude
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08-08-2007, 10:59 PM | #22 |
let's see your penis!
Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive
Posts: 31,847
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you won't get my vote that easily
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08-09-2007, 01:03 AM | #23 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Planet Nintendu 64
Posts: 30,819
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hey guys whats goin on in this thread?
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08-09-2007, 01:04 AM | #24 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Planet Nintendu 64
Posts: 30,819
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believe it or not, I think ****** is currently more NOW than I am.
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08-09-2007, 03:05 AM | #25 |
Socialphobic
Location: intellectual hobo
Posts: 11,794
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im starting to think nimrod doesnt like ******
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08-09-2007, 06:51 AM | #26 |
Ownz
Location: MISSILES!!
Posts: 956
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i am going to flip a coin three times because i love them both.
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08-09-2007, 06:52 AM | #27 |
Ownz
Location: MISSILES!!
Posts: 956
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--> mr bungle
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08-09-2007, 01:02 PM | #28 | |
Braindead
Location: Portland, OR
Posts: 15,132
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08-09-2007, 07:08 PM | #29 |
Master of Karate and Friendship
Location: in your butt
Posts: 72,975
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this poll, not unlike life, not looking good for ******
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08-09-2007, 07:14 PM | #30 |
Rambling on
Posts: 20,542
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to be honest, I should have voted for ****** because she is certainly more NOW than Gil
I will try to follow the guidelines of NOW more closely in the future |
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