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Old 07-12-2017, 11:32 PM   #1
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who's in

 
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Old 07-12-2017, 11:52 PM   #2
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anyone?

 
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Old 07-13-2017, 12:43 AM   #3
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Old 07-13-2017, 12:48 AM   #4
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what's your schedule like

 
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Old 07-13-2017, 12:48 AM   #5
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i'm wide open

 
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Old 07-13-2017, 12:52 AM   #6
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my hours got cut so I have lots of free time. should we wait for anyone else to get on board before disembarking?

 
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Old 07-13-2017, 01:15 AM   #7
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You know, if one of you wanted one last interesting experience and the other one didn't mind, then one of you could kill the other one.

Many netphorians could benefit from selling the footage.


 
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Old 07-13-2017, 01:30 AM   #8
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i'm trying out optimism

it'll probably last a few hours, but if you guys are willing to wait a bit i'll probably be on board

 
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Old 07-13-2017, 04:15 AM   #9
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what's wrong JB, how come you're feeling so bad

 
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Old 07-13-2017, 04:17 AM   #10
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i'm in if fuzzy's in. we're all in this together, bros.

 
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Old 07-13-2017, 08:18 AM   #11
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i'm trying out optimism

it'll probably last a few hours
atta boy

 
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Old 07-13-2017, 11:44 AM   #12
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i'm trying out optimism

it'll probably last a few hours, but if you guys are willing to wait a bit i'll probably be on board
have you tried Shorter Typology

 
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Old 07-13-2017, 12:02 PM   #13
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I'm calling all your moms

 
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Old 07-13-2017, 12:05 PM   #14
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i know most of them pretty well, catch my drift

 
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Old 07-13-2017, 07:17 PM   #15
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let's all meet in San Francisco and jump off the golden gate bridge together

 
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Old 07-13-2017, 07:19 PM   #16
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this will be our theme song


 
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Old 07-13-2017, 07:19 PM   #17
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After Chinatown that is

 
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Old 07-13-2017, 07:51 PM   #18
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let's all meet in San Francisco and jump off the golden gate bridge together
i know at max velocity hitting water is just like hitting pavement, but i really wanna splatter. will i splatter?

 
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Old 07-13-2017, 07:56 PM   #19
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yep. but you'll spare some poor person from cleaning up the splater

 
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Old 07-13-2017, 08:31 PM   #20
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let's all meet in San Francisco and jump off the golden gate bridge together
can't afford killing myself in san fransisco

do you have something more... midterranean?

 
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Old 07-13-2017, 08:35 PM   #21
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this will be our theme song

Michael on Lost tried to kill himself by driving a car at a brick wall at high velocity, and he put on some 60s pop song to do it to (I think The Mamas and the Papas?) and since I saw that I kind of have similar suicidal ideations

of course he lived because the Island wasn't done with him

 
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Old 07-13-2017, 08:36 PM   #22
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yep. but you'll spare some poor person from cleaning up the splater
but you must not always splatter, some people drown and others don't even die at all. do i just have to spread out as much as possible?

asking for a friend

 
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Old 07-13-2017, 08:38 PM   #23
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try to place your body as horizontally as possible with no angle that'll make you splice through the surface of the water

the bigger the surface that hits the water, the more powerful the impact

 
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Old 07-13-2017, 08:38 PM   #24
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we at tehbolly do not encourage suicide and the above post was made strictly for scientific purposes

 
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Old 07-13-2017, 08:39 PM   #25
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Don't want to hijack but just learned about this guy today. He had an internet cartoon and then killed 3 people and himself at the grocery store where he worked.



final video blog:

 
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Old 07-13-2017, 08:44 PM   #26
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mad because i can't get any of the torrents of his 185GB of data to work

 
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Old 07-13-2017, 09:03 PM   #27
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yeah I'm not watching that lol

 
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Old 07-13-2017, 09:04 PM   #28
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i'm actually like 10 minutes in

pretty morbidly interesting

 
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Old 07-13-2017, 09:04 PM   #29
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this is a bad idea

 
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Old 07-13-2017, 09:09 PM   #30
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i'm actually like 10 minutes in

pretty morbidly interesting
yup

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this is a bad idea
YUP

 
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