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Old 07-11-2017, 01:36 PM   #1
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Anyone here donate blood on the reg? Let's talk about it

 
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Old 07-11-2017, 01:37 PM   #2
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i donate sweat

 
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Old 07-11-2017, 01:37 PM   #3
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I have kind of a fear of donating blood even though I know it is important.

How long after visiting a malarial country do I have to wait before donating?

 
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Old 07-11-2017, 01:42 PM   #4
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I have kind of a fear of donating blood even though I know it is important.

How long after visiting a malarial country do I have to wait before donating?
Malaria is transmitted by the bite of mosquitoes found in certain countries and may be transmitted to patients through blood transfusion. Blood donations are not tested for malaria because there is no sensitive blood test available for malaria.
If you have traveled or lived in a malaria-risk country, we may require a waiting period before you can donate blood.
Wait 3 years after completing treatment for malaria.
Wait 12 months after returning from a trip to an area where malaria is found.
Wait 3 years after living more than 5 years in a country or countries where malaria is found. An additional waiting period of 3 years may be required if you have traveled to an area where malaria is found if you have not lived a consecutive 3 years in a country or countries where malaria is not found.
If you have traveled outside of the United States and Canada, your travel destinations will be reviewed at the time of donation.

http://m.redcrossblood.org/donating-...etical-listing Good resource for any questions about eligibility

 
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Old 07-11-2017, 01:42 PM   #5
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don't donate blood it will assist the survival of other people and it's time we all realize the more of us drop dead the better

 
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Old 07-11-2017, 01:51 PM   #6
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i donate sweat
i donate other people's blood

to the sidewalk

 
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Old 07-11-2017, 01:53 PM   #7
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i’m on the street yeh
i want you
i’m looking for myself

 
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Old 07-11-2017, 01:54 PM   #8
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don't donate blood it will assist the survival of other people and it's time we all realize the more of us drop dead the better
can I have myself euthanized and have all my blood donated at once?

 
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Old 07-11-2017, 02:01 PM   #9
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I cannot donate it

b/c I faint

 
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Old 07-11-2017, 02:05 PM   #10
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I faint too due to loss of volume but I try

 
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Old 07-11-2017, 02:08 PM   #11
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They say to go over there and eat a cookie when you begin to see the stars

But it's hard to go over there and do that when you are too busy fainting

 
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Old 07-11-2017, 03:59 PM   #12
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When I was in the shelter in Michigan there would be a bunch of druggies who would get together and drive to Indiana to give blood. I think they'd each get around $50 or more. Once they tried to convince me to go with them but they were the types that returned stolen goods to stores for refunds and so on and ao forth. so I politely declined knowing that I would be lucky to get $10 out of that $50.

 
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Old 07-11-2017, 04:03 PM   #13
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I don't get anything for giving blood.

 
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Old 07-11-2017, 04:04 PM   #14
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Except less blood

 
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Old 07-11-2017, 04:34 PM   #15
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God will reward you in heaven with a little ruby in your crown for each blood donation.

Smashingjj gets nothing for donating sweat.

 
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Old 07-11-2017, 04:54 PM   #16
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(had to make it larger to see what it was)

 
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Old 07-11-2017, 04:55 PM   #17
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Old 07-11-2017, 04:55 PM   #18
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ANYONE WANT SOME A POSITIVE?

 
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Old 07-11-2017, 04:55 PM   #19
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two question marks

 
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Old 07-11-2017, 04:56 PM   #20
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yes. exactly.
it's all clear now.

 
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Old 07-11-2017, 08:20 PM   #21
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I can hardly keep it together when I get a blood test, I don't know how I would manage donating it.

 
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Old 07-11-2017, 09:06 PM   #22
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When I was in the shelter in Michigan there would be a bunch of druggies who would get together and drive to Indiana to give blood. I think they'd each get around $50 or more. Once they tried to convince me to go with them but they were the types that returned stolen goods to stores for refunds and so on and ao forth. so I politely declined knowing that I would be lucky to get $10 out of that $50.
you mean plasma?

 
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Old 07-11-2017, 09:12 PM   #23
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yeah, they don't pay for blood.

 
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Old 07-11-2017, 09:17 PM   #24
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I would donate blood to Labelle if you know what I mean


are you listening Labelle? one night soon I hope to wake to find you perched on my windowsill

 
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Old 07-11-2017, 09:17 PM   #25
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Oh no, you invited her in!

 
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Old 07-11-2017, 09:19 PM   #26
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I was just wondering if that counts as an invitation or if I should be more explicit. Or maybe I can only invite her in once she is here? I'm really not sure how this works, but I am a quick learner

 
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Old 07-11-2017, 09:19 PM   #27
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I can post a résumé and cover letter if you like, not sure who to ask for a rec tho

 
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Old 07-11-2017, 09:41 PM   #28
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I would donate blood to Labelle if you know what I mean
is this some kind of rape humor?

 
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Old 07-11-2017, 09:52 PM   #29
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no but it's kind of weird that we romanticize vampirism when it is essentially some kind of cultural metaphor for sexual assault, right?

 
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please turn me I want to be creature of the night

 
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