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Old 07-07-2017, 10:37 PM   #1
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Old 07-07-2017, 10:39 PM   #2
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Unmute ChristJesus.

Or get Ram27 to do it.

 
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Old 07-07-2017, 10:41 PM   #3
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#BBT!

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Old 07-07-2017, 10:48 PM   #4
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Ban fuzzy

ban everyone

than ban yourself. shut this bitch down!!

 
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Old 07-07-2017, 10:50 PM   #5
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Unmute ChristJesus.

Or get Ram27 to do it.
you heard him, ram.

 
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Old 07-07-2017, 10:50 PM   #6
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#BBT!

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I already did

 
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Old 07-07-2017, 10:50 PM   #7
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Ban fuzzy

ban everyone

than ban yourself. shut this bitch down!!
done

 
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Old 07-07-2017, 10:56 PM   #8
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Send Fulltoke an original haiku in a PM

 
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Old 07-07-2017, 10:59 PM   #9
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Haiku Theme Choices: ur mother / that's what she said

 
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Old 07-07-2017, 11:01 PM   #10
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Send Fulltoke an original haiku in a PM
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Old 07-07-2017, 11:02 PM   #11
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close enough!

 
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Old 07-07-2017, 11:16 PM   #12
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record an enthusiastic vocal only rendition of the intro sequence to canonized animated tv show Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

 
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Old 07-07-2017, 11:17 PM   #13
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if push comes to shove you can use bass to help you along, but only unplugged

 
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Old 07-07-2017, 11:17 PM   #14
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uh oh

tomorrow I guess!

 
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Old 07-07-2017, 11:28 PM   #15
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yo mama so dumb
she thinks a haiku is a
sandwich of some sort

 
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Old 07-07-2017, 11:50 PM   #16
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done
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Old 07-08-2017, 12:12 AM   #17
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pls solv

 
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Old 07-08-2017, 12:16 AM   #18
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also

figure out exactly what this thing on top of bc's rack is. make and model.


 
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Old 07-08-2017, 12:36 AM   #19
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i could use a good back rub

 
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Old 07-08-2017, 02:19 AM   #20
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not sure why but I found this really funny

thought of it a few minutes after I read it and started laughing again

 
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Old 07-08-2017, 02:25 AM   #21
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Establish communism

 
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Old 07-08-2017, 03:04 AM   #22
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tell me how to format spoilers.
also let me cut out your tonsils with a spoon.

let me couch surf and make H. go on a weed boat with me.

that's it, thanks!

 
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Old 07-08-2017, 07:41 AM   #23
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original haiku, as per qwerty sp's request

Within this hollow seed

and all the time around it:

the shape of emptiness


look what I found in my inbox this morn. aw.

 
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Old 07-08-2017, 08:10 AM   #24
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Senescent.

 
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Old 07-08-2017, 08:39 AM   #25
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Old 07-08-2017, 12:45 PM   #26
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Say the alphabet out loud while belching.

 
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Old 07-08-2017, 04:08 PM   #27
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one belch one letter

or

one belch one alphabet

?


specify, plz

 
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Old 07-08-2017, 04:16 PM   #28
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Are you guys eleven year olds or something?

 
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Old 07-08-2017, 04:18 PM   #29
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record an enthusiastic vocal only rendition of the intro sequence to canonized animated tv show Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Record audio or upload mp3 >>

 
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Old 07-08-2017, 04:19 PM   #30
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nothing is showing up for me, so

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mf4gs3W1Wz

 
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