Friday/Saturday drunk or otherwise thread

[FoolofaTook]

AND I MISSPELLED. THAT ON PURPOSE

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

AND I MISSPELLED. THAT ON PURPOSE

pics or it didn't happen.

[FoolofaTook]

Day three weedless.

[FoolofaTook]

I have two grams of White Russian. It's burning holes in my soul.

You guys seen the limits of control. pretty sure the naked babe in the see thru raincoat that he keeps denying symbolizes weed.

[redbreegull]

this is my first sad sex post in a long time

I met the most beautiful woman on tinder. She loves literature and is from the country. She appreciates cats and she definitely smokes weed (I can just tell ok). She likes being outside and wears really cute clothes.

Problem? She lives 200 miles away

I matched with her when I was visiting 28if last weekend. However, she knows where I live and has continued responding to me, so she must be interested, right? I have to visit again and try to meet her asap

[redbreegull]

I think for future clarity we will refer to her as "200 mile away girl"

[Disco King]

That should be the name of your next acoustic song.

[FoolofaTook]

How's 28if doing? You should tell him to come back here. This place is dead as wpc.

[qwerty sp]

We need bonnie and her sons n daughters back

[FoolofaTook]

Was she perma banned? Or is it just temp?

[Shallowed]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

I have two grams of White Russian.

http://frontpsych.files.wordpress.co...-russian-3.jpg

[Ram27]

yeah that's what i was thinking

is white russian some marijuana strain

[Cool As Ice Cream]

white widow?

[Cool As Ice Cream]

ah!

Produced by mating White Widow with AK-47, White Russian is a F1 hybrid strain that is packed with Indica.

[teh b0lly!!1]

is it called F1 cause it gets you high faster than a Formula 1 car?

[Cool As Ice Cream]

affirmative. that's exactly why: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F1_hybrid

[FoolofaTook]

Yeah white russian is an indica strain. related to white widow white kushage etc.

i was going to mention el duderino at the dispensary but i am too socially inept.

[teh b0lly!!1]

hello

[Cool As Ice Cream]

hi

[Cool As Ice Cream]

oh ok
bye

[cork_soaker]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

Day three weedless.

is this a job-related abstinence?

[cork_soaker]

or what

[FoolofaTook]

Yes. About to go drop dirty and lose this perfect job. If only... sigh.

I stopped for four days then broke down for two freaked out and stopped for five.

Irregardless, I must not smoke until I get a job. A roofing company contacted me. You guys think I am capable pf that? Afraid my clumsy two meter self will fall off and break my neck.

o hey cork soaker the peace corps is on the verge of hiring me!!! For Ethiopia! Yay!

[cork_soaker]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

o hey cork soaker the peace corps is on the verge of hiring me!!! For Ethiopia! Yay!

congratulations -- what stage of the process are you in? and do you know what kind of job you'd be doing there?

[ilikeplanets]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

Day three weedless.

I went like 3 months, maybe 4. It would have been longer but I didn't know I was pregnant until 24 weeks. And now I only smoke like once in a blue moon. It's weird. I do have anxiety meds but I do actually need them. I'm sober like 98% of the time, no harm in a bowl or two. Wow responsibility!

[Ram27]

i've still never tried weed which i feel lame about. but my new roommate smokes so maybe i can score some off her. last time we talked about it i was drunk though so i don't know to bring it up and not sound like a nerd

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by Ram27

i've still never tried weed which i feel lame about. but my new roommate smokes so maybe i can score some off her. last time we talked about it i was drunk though so i don't know to bring it up and not sound like a nerd

I mean, sure, try it. But smoking or not smoking has no effect on one's lameness. That shit just can't be altered.

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

Day three weedless.

8 years and two months weedless. How many days is that?

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by Ram27

i've still never tried weed which i feel lame about. but my new roommate smokes so maybe i can score some off her. last time we talked about it i was drunk though so i don't know to bring it up and not sound like a nerd

don't drink before you smoke weed the first time.

just wait for a moment where the conversation can tangentially take a turn into "hey you know I've actually NEVER smoked weed believe it or not, I feel like I am missing out etc etc" and see if she offers to smoke you up

[buzzard]

Can't believe that Third Eye Blind don't have a song called Quite a Few, Bro.