Friday/Saturday drunk or otherwise thread

[ohnoitsbonnie]

I've never lost a wallet so I don't know what it feels like exactly but I'm sure it's awful so why not go all out and use my google stalking powers for good

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by Bread Regal

is it appropriate to post when you're stoned on a wednesday

Indeed.

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Are you agreeing? He was asking a question

[FoolofaTook]

I was affirming his asking of the question.

[FoolofaTook]

Whallah!

[reprise85]

this thread has 10,000 posts

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Ya it does.
Also wallet is back in his hands. End saga

[run2pee]

Originally Posted by Bread Regal

is it appropriate to post when you're stoned on a wednesday

It's inappropriate to post sober on a wednesday. What would ppl even think. If they knew I come to the rustiest cutlass supreme of the internette. Abandoned in the woods, weeds in the seats to read what we read and write dayin dayout fuck off im boarding here, boarding right past us each other. Did we fix it? It will run again

On a wednesday, on a night like tits, $20 walmart bra for a moob, change a diaper before you say another fucken word fuck

[qwerty sp]

Is that you 21st century Jack Kerouac?

[LaBelle]

10k posts? are we gonna start the next friday/saturday/sad sex thread?

[smashingjj]

Originally Posted by eyesbomb

let's making this the longest thread forever!

.

[redbreegull]

This thread truly is my greatest achievement here

[yo soy el mejor]

greatest achievement. period

[redbreegull]

I would say my greatest achievement is actually having worked to help hundreds of public school students with special needs over a ten year period, but other than that, this thread.

[Elvis The Fat Years]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

http://i.imgur.com/CNUTuIo.gif

not my proudest fap but I got the job done.

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

I would say my greatest achievement is actually having worked to help hundreds of public school students with special needs over a ten year period, but other than that, this thread.

oh lord

[yo soy el mejor]

i mean, what did you do?

[smashingjj]

Originally Posted by Elvis The Fat Years

not my proudest fap but I got the job done.

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by Elvis The Fat Years

not my proudest fap but I got the job done.

[FlamingGlobes]

"hi tit"

[qwerty sp]

I think its those 'bedroom' eyes

[reprise85]

i need to go to aldi but i dont want to leave my bed

help me i am in hell

[reprise85]

i want that fresh mozzarella cheese and some carrots and hummus, bitches

probably some cottage cheese

meat of some sort... prob pork tenderloin

fruit

fuck i hate shopping

[buzzard]

Get a real cheese!

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Marinated mozarellas?

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Yes real cheese. Kaas. Like port salut or something.

[reprise85]

lol this is aldi we're talking about

[redbreegull]

aldi has some good frozen pizzas

[reprise85]

i got taco bell and then went to aldi.

i got some cups of pears, 2lbs fresh kiwis, and canned pineapple
carrots and 2x hummus
about a lb pork tenderloin
pea snap snacks
bag of kettle corn
lb of fresh mozz
quart of orange sherbet
2 frozen meal things
1 frozen broccoli crowns
2 cans tuna
8oz turkey jerky
natural peanut butter
big bag of cuban crackers
a thing of paper bowls cuz they were cheap
2 things of cat treats. i usually get these in 5 packs for 1.49 each but i guess they just came out with their rip off version which is 7 treats for .99. they have approximately the same ingredients (ie no carbs) and i just gave her one and she likes it.

for less than $40

publix it would have been 2x as much

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

aldi has some good frozen pizzas

they look good, unfortunately don't fit in my countertop freezer