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Old 09-23-2018, 01:25 AM   #2941
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sorry again i don't understand how snap works shallowed

people on snap just ghost you for....like no reason. it's almost obligatory. i don't get it at all

 
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Old 09-23-2018, 07:19 AM   #2942
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i mean sorry *people on tinder ghost you

snap is dumb and weird and so is tinder, actually. thank god this is the drunk thread

 
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Old 09-23-2018, 07:26 PM   #2943
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I am so afraid of revealing my creepiness
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Old 09-23-2018, 07:38 PM   #2944
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I talked to her today =p

 
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Old 09-23-2018, 08:29 PM   #2945
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And?

 
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Old 09-23-2018, 08:46 PM   #2946
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The lady who kissed me at the gig and then ghosted me has matched with me on Tinder. I suggested she either message me or unmatch me but she has done neither so far, for about a week.

 
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Old 09-23-2018, 09:37 PM   #2947
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not much, just small talk but I initiated it and she did not scream at me DONT TALK TO ME

I don't know why I felt that would happen

she is not creep'd just visibly timid in possibly the exact way I am

I dunno what's next, but I'm a champ

 
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Old 09-23-2018, 09:45 PM   #2948
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right as i was about to leave work and was relaying some information to the woman who was replacing me, i finished a money transfer with a guy and right when he left she was like "he liked you!!! while we were talking he was staring and when he said have a nice day he was trying to get your attention to make it personal"

and since i am a child and dont pick up on cues i got embarrassed. i honestly couldn't have picked him out of a lineup a minute later, let alone picked up on his cues. i know he was black and sent money to haiti. this isnt normal.

 
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Old 09-23-2018, 09:45 PM   #2949
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not much, just small talk but I initiated it and she did not scream at me DONT TALK TO ME

I don't know why I felt that would happen

she is not creep'd just visibly timid in possibly the exact way I am

I dunno what's next, but I'm a champ
cool

 
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Old 09-23-2018, 09:52 PM   #2950
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right as i was about to leave work and was relaying some information to the woman who was replacing me, i finished a money transfer with a guy and right when he left she was like "he liked you!!! while we were talking he was staring and when he said have a nice day he was trying to get your attention to make it personal"

and since i am a child and dont pick up on cues i got embarrassed. i honestly couldn't have picked him out of a lineup a minute later, let alone picked up on his cues. i know he was black and sent money to haiti. this isnt normal.
If he comes back to send some extra money that he "forgot to send" earlier, then you know (:

 
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Old 09-23-2018, 10:07 PM   #2951
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not much, just small talk but I initiated it and she did not scream at me DONT TALK TO ME

I don't know why I felt that would happen

she is not creep'd just visibly timid in possibly the exact way I am

I dunno what's next, but I'm a champ
Well done, I'm proud of you

 
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Old 09-23-2018, 10:31 PM   #2952
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Ok.

 
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Old 09-23-2018, 11:41 PM   #2953
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don't ok me, you little turd

 
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Old 10-01-2018, 12:26 PM   #2954
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Old 10-01-2018, 05:05 PM   #2955
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Ok.

 
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Old 10-01-2018, 05:14 PM   #2956
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So u think ur all that bcuz u r vegan

 
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Old 10-01-2018, 05:21 PM   #2957
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Can't stand up straight obviously. Get some beef down you.

 
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Old 10-02-2018, 04:46 AM   #2958
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bovine university

 
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Old 10-04-2018, 06:10 AM   #2959
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So u think ur all that bcuz u r vegan
I don't even think I'm anything at all

 
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Old 10-04-2018, 07:24 AM   #2960
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C'mon Jimmy, let’s take a peek at the killing floor.

Don’t let the name throw you, Jimmy, it’s not really a floor. It’s more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported.

 
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Old 10-04-2018, 07:34 AM   #2961
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So, I was also informed yesterday by the date I had last week that she wasn't feeling the romantic connection.

I was planning to implement the whole thing about trying to be more flirtatious and teasing and intimate in order to be better at facilitating chemistry instead of defaulting to being really cautious and being too afraid to make a move, but I was feeling kinda nauseated that day, and just wasn't in the mood to, like, sit beside her and make physical contact and all that. I would have postponed the date, but we already did that twice, because I was sick the previous scheduled time, and she was sick the time before that. Everybody is sick this time of year, a lot of people I know are coming down with things.

I'm not torn up about it, because I didn't get attached, but there seems to be a running pattern.

I asked her if she wants to remain friends, especially she reminds me of this other friend I have, and I think they'd get along. Funnily enough, the other friend is somebody I went on a few dates with who eventually wasn't feeling it, but that's, like, where maybe 30% of my friendships are coming from these days (which is a nice benefit of things not working out between people who still enjoy each other's company, at least I get a friend out of it).

 
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Old 10-04-2018, 08:41 AM   #2962
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I met a beautiful Colombian woman on Tinder. We met up at her friend's apartment where a party was well underway with her other Spanish speaking friends. We drank and smoked weed, went for a walk, and caught an Uber back to her place, which she had accidentally locked herself out of. There was scaffolding around the building since it was being renovated or something, which we climbed up and got inside through her bedroom window. It felt like a video game. We drank and smoked some more weed, listened and danced to Buena Vista Social Club, made out, then I passed out on the couch because I was too fucking drunk and high.

I slept for about three hours, then at about 8am I woke up and joined her in her room, foreplayed for about an hour, but the whole time I was completely flaccid. I was way too fucking tired and still high and somewhat drunk to get it up. Fucking tragic.

It was an otherwise fantastic night and morning.

 
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Old 10-04-2018, 12:19 PM   #2963
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She's vegan, isn't she?

 
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Old 10-04-2018, 02:57 PM   #2964
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I met a beautiful Colombian woman on Tinder. We met up at her friend's apartment where a party was well underway with her other Spanish speaking friends. We drank and smoked weed, went for a walk, and caught an Uber back to her place, which she had accidentally locked herself out of. There was scaffolding around the building since it was being renovated or something, which we climbed up and got inside through her bedroom window. It felt like a video game. We drank and smoked some more weed, listened and danced to Buena Vista Social Club, made out, then I passed out on the couch because I was too fucking drunk and high.

I slept for about three hours, then at about 8am I woke up and joined her in her room, foreplayed for about an hour, but the whole time I was completely flaccid. I was way too fucking tired and still high and somewhat drunk to get it up. Fucking tragic.

It was an otherwise fantastic night and morning.
Ha, reminds me of when I went out dancing with a girl, and she wanted me over at her place afterwards for some fun times, but my friends said we could stop at their place first to get high. I ended up greening out, which was weird because I've never greened out before or since and usually have a quite high tolerance for weed. I spent all night in the bathroom and went home. She must have been pretty turned off by my falling ill, because she started ghosting me after that.

Another time when a woman had me over because she wanted to get intimate, I had also drank a bit too much, so it didn't happen. She also ghosted me after that.

I've kinda noticed a pattern of them ghosting after these plans not panning out for one reason or another, even if it's just logistics (like, I can't stay over because I have to work early the next morning or something). I suspect it's because it's a lot easier for them to find a guy than it is for a guy to find a gal, so it's easier for them to find a phallus that's ready and willing to work if yours isn't. And by the time it is, they've already forgotten about you and have moved on.

 
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Old 10-04-2018, 03:38 PM   #2965
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i'm sorry, dk

i'm happy 4 u, shallowed.

 
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Old 10-04-2018, 04:58 PM   #2966
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Thankfully I don't appear to be ghosted... Yet...?

 
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Old 10-04-2018, 05:00 PM   #2967
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Buzzard, would you please tutor me on some essential Spanish phrases? All I can remember is "me cajo en la concha de tu madre"

 
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Old 10-04-2018, 05:01 PM   #2968
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There was also a German woman at the party, who I told "krebs du kranker kinder"

 
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Old 10-04-2018, 05:03 PM   #2969
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Buzzard, would you please tutor me on some essential Spanish phrases? All I can remember is "me cajo en la concha de tu madre"

you just gotta know is when they say pendejo they probs mean you

 
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Old 10-04-2018, 05:05 PM   #2970
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aspiradora is vacuum cleaner

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