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Old 06-04-2019, 09:48 PM   #1
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Default Spinoff: how will Netphoria know you died?

I guess some of us are friends off the board or at the very least, FB friends, so word can spread that way.

 
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Old 06-04-2019, 10:02 PM   #2
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For me, the world's senescence meter will register a sharp decrease.

 
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Old 06-05-2019, 12:08 AM   #3
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Someone will make a thread about me doing something IN HELL hopefully.

 
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Old 06-05-2019, 12:13 AM   #4
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reprise losing weight rapidly IN HELL

 
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Old 06-05-2019, 01:49 AM   #5
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I imagine Fool of a Took will once again proclaim me dead

 
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Old 06-05-2019, 03:42 AM   #6
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Shallowed burning in hell IN HELL

 
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Old 06-05-2019, 11:14 AM   #7
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This board is my secret shame, so no one will ever know I am gone

I will try to send a message from the other side through a cat

 
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Old 06-05-2019, 11:42 AM   #8
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The next time a stray cat takes a shit on the hood of my car, I’ll know it was your angel sending me a message.

 
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Old 06-05-2019, 05:07 PM   #9
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I feel like there will be a sudden drop in sales for brightly colored pants; then you all will know it is time to make a "D. wearing red pants while hooking up with goth bartenders IN HELL".

 
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Old 06-05-2019, 10:38 PM   #10
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Old 06-05-2019, 10:38 PM   #11
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The best placed ad of all time.

 
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Old 06-05-2019, 10:39 PM   #12
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I AM DYYYYING

 
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Old 06-06-2019, 06:24 AM   #13
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My dead soul is integrated in the Netphoria servers so I'll make a thread.

 
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Old 06-08-2019, 02:40 PM   #14
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The link isn't working for me

What's the technique

 
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Old 06-08-2019, 02:44 PM   #15
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My estate will contact Corgan'sBluff in regards to his inheritance of my extensive collection of Shrek Happy Meal figurines. As the news spreads, the envy and resentment of those who feel themselves the rightful heirs will probably cause some drama on the boards.

 
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Old 06-28-2019, 02:39 PM   #16
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i am glad i am wasting time at work on a friday reading this thread. i always forget how much this place cheers me up.

 
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Old 06-28-2019, 02:47 PM   #17
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thicc

 
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Old 06-28-2019, 10:00 PM   #18
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Amazing.

 
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Old 06-29-2019, 12:39 AM   #19
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thanks for the new avatar

 
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Old 06-29-2019, 01:03 PM   #20
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otay otay

 
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Old 06-30-2019, 03:47 AM   #21
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Pretty sure my cat would eat me. And he can’t unlock my iPad so you would never know I was dead.

 
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Old 07-03-2019, 11:21 AM   #22
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i plan to write it into my will that the trustee of my estate will register an account and post here to let people know

however, if i were to die before i have the will written, then i guess it's every man and woman for himself or herself

 
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Old 07-03-2019, 11:38 AM   #23
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To the executor or executrix of my estate: please create an account on the barely-populated Netphoria.org Smashing Pumpkins forum and create a thread titled “duovamp now shitposting IN HELL” with a thread body giving a brief but ideally sarcastic description of my death, including a random poll wherein one option will read simply “spa_ced.”

 
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Old 07-03-2019, 12:01 PM   #24
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no need. when u pass i will feel a tell-tale chill in my loins.

 
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Old 07-03-2019, 02:31 PM   #25
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That’ll also be from my estate. “Chill Foolo’ T’s loins.”

 
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Old 07-03-2019, 06:00 PM   #26
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I can hardly wait.

 
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Old 07-03-2019, 06:01 PM   #27
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I mean, I don't want you to die or anything, but a strategically placed ice pack would be nice rn.

 
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