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Old 06-27-2018, 07:48 AM   #31
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Old 06-28-2018, 10:44 PM   #32
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I have an ex who...for whatever reason...is publicly and actively against circumcision. She hosts events with signs that say things like "Take your whole baby home with you."

I don't understand it, other than how I guess it's nice to give your child a choice?

 
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Old 06-28-2018, 10:50 PM   #33
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circumcision is ritualistic genital mutilation basically. kids really should not be circumcised, at least not those who live where daily bathing is a cultural norm

 
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Old 06-28-2018, 11:28 PM   #34
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Old 06-29-2018, 06:32 AM   #35
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I have an ex who...for whatever reason...is publicly and actively against circumcision. She hosts events with signs that say things like "Take your whole baby home with you."

I don't understand it, other than how I guess it's nice to give your child a choice?
I guess this begs the question of was your dick horribly mutilated during the circumcision process?

 
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Old 06-29-2018, 06:32 AM   #36
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circumcision is ritualistic genital mutilation basically. kids really should not be circumcised, at least not those who live where daily bathing is a cultural norm
Yep. Also, having an uncut dick just feels great (sorry, not sorry).

 
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Old 06-29-2018, 06:36 AM   #37
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Old 06-29-2018, 06:47 AM   #38
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It hasn’t been routine procedure in NZ since I was born, at least. But I gather, from my time spent on a Christian attachment parenting message board, that it is still pretty common in the U.S.

Christian mothers have some pretty strong opinions about baby dicks, as it turns out.

 
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Old 06-29-2018, 07:55 AM   #39
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Old 06-29-2018, 09:00 AM   #40
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I have two, who wants extra

 
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Old 06-29-2018, 11:06 AM   #41
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Two circumcisions? Youch.

 
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Old 06-29-2018, 03:34 PM   #42
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It hasn’t been routine procedure in NZ since I was born, at least. But I gather, from my time spent on a Christian attachment parenting message board, that it is still pretty common in the U.S.

Christian mothers have some pretty strong opinions about baby dicks, as it turns out.
I was under the impression it is only a cultural norm for Jews and Americans. I don't know why it is such a big thing in the US.

 
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Old 06-29-2018, 03:36 PM   #43
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WAIT

ARE ANY OF THEM FAKE

 
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Old 06-29-2018, 08:08 PM   #44
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I was under the impression it is only a cultural norm for Jews and Americans.
nah, Muslims, too.

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Old 06-29-2018, 09:15 PM   #45
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circumcision is ritualistic genital mutilation basically.
i agree that this is fundamentally true, but... sorry, it just looks better and is cleaner and more sanitary this way.

i sure as shit would not like to have a weird ass skin turtleneck over my member, it looks fucking terrible and blocks off half the organ and the idea of having lints or fuck liquids crawl up inside it makes my OCD brain recoil.

 
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Old 06-29-2018, 09:23 PM   #46
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although circumcision is not popular where I grew up, at all, I somehow managed it that the first 2 I *saw up close and personal* (as in touched) were both circumcised.

I might have traumatized a guy later a little when I said his penis looked funny, I still feel bad about that. (he wasn't circumcised, it looked funny to me.)

 
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Old 06-29-2018, 09:32 PM   #47
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i agree that this is fundamentally true, but... sorry, it just looks better and is cleaner and more sanitary this way.

i sure as shit would not like to have a weird ass skin turtleneck over my member, it looks fucking terrible and blocks off half the organ and the idea of having lints or fuck liquids crawl up inside it makes my OCD brain recoil.
That's a lot of misconceptions my friend. Someday, I'll show you my dick and you'll see just how clean it is.

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Old 06-29-2018, 09:50 PM   #48
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check ur PM

 
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Old 06-29-2018, 10:14 PM   #49
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My first two boyfriends were circumcised and my husband is not and I honestly didn’t notice the difference. I think because I would never voluntarily look at the saddest sight on the earth, which is the flaccid human penis. All erect penises look the same to me, I’m not looking very hard at those either though, to be honest.

But my husband loves his penis and takes great pleasure and satisfaction from knowing that it is intact. So I guess, good for him.

I mean it’s basically like removing the labia minora, which I see there is some obsession with, particularly it seems, in the U.S. maybe there is a hetero male appetite for women with small labia minoras because circumcised men all instinctively feel like having no fleshy folds on any sex organs is A++

 
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Old 06-29-2018, 10:29 PM   #50
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it's not just looking at it though, like the handling of skin or no skin is pretty different. at least I remember that's what started my curiosity what exactly was going on down there. there is an additional part to play with.

 
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Old 06-29-2018, 10:31 PM   #51
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But my husband loves his penis and takes great pleasure and satisfaction from knowing that it is intact. So I guess, good for him.
I am right there with him. I love my peen just the way it is. Also, I've never had a complaint, not have I had issue cleaning.

Seriously b0lly, it's called soap and water. We get by, don't worry.

 
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Old 06-29-2018, 11:02 PM   #52
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i know i know, it's just that dirt is more susceptible to get in there because there's such a deep crease, is all.

you know i love your dick, 'Globes.

 
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Old 06-29-2018, 11:16 PM   #53
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Where are you sticking your dick for there to be dirt getting in the crease? lol

 
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Old 06-29-2018, 11:24 PM   #54
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I was circumcised until about age 25 when I had it reversed. It feels just the same to me, and no cleanliness issues to speak of.

 
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Old 06-29-2018, 11:49 PM   #55
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hey guys if you cut your earlobes off you won't have to clean them!

i imagine if all the humans you saw had heads cropped of their lobes you find a head with ears to be funny looking.

 
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Old 06-29-2018, 11:51 PM   #56
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in the Philippines, a Catholic country, it is a rite of passage that males go through at puberty.


 
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Old 06-30-2018, 05:50 AM   #57
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Where are you sticking your dick for there to be dirt getting in the crease? lol
Yeah, right? I mean, basic fucking hygiene dictates that as long as you clean your dick every day (in the shower), you're good to go. I have literally never had an issue with cleanliness in all my nearly 34 years on this Earth.

 
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Old 06-30-2018, 05:51 AM   #58
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hey guys if you cut your earlobes off you won't have to clean them!

i imagine if all the humans you saw had heads cropped of their lobes you find a head with ears to be funny looking.
You should definitely have them removed. If they get dirty, you'll end up with Flaming Lobes.

 
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Old 06-30-2018, 05:53 AM   #59
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i know i know, it's just that dirt is more susceptible to get in there because there's such a deep crease, is all.

you know i love your dick, 'Globes.
Not to be crude but...

I stuck my dick in a butt last night. Afterwards, I cleaned it with soap and hot water. I'm looking at it as I type this, and it hasn't fallen off yet.

 
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Old 06-30-2018, 06:50 AM   #60
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You should definitely have them removed. If they get dirty, you'll end up with Flaming Lobes.
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