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Old 06-03-2014, 02:11 AM   #61
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Haha. It's okay no matter what.
There are no rules on when you can mention your gf.
Well i do understand why it annoyed the fuck out of people originally. I didnt even realise it. I blame it mainly on the fact that my social life is her. If i'm not talking about me that's the only other person i have to talk about in my life. Anyway you're just jealous cause you'd like a british gf. Don't even lie.

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 02:14 AM   #62
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It's weird that you have a gf and stuff and you're up talking to this loser.

All I have is Lou Reed and beer.

WHEN I WOKE UP THIS MORNING MAMA
I HEARD HER CALL MY NAME

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 02:32 AM   #63
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It's weird that you have a gf and stuff and you're up talking to this loser.

All I have is Lou Reed and beer.

WHEN I WOKE UP THIS MORNING MAMA
I HEARD HER CALL MY NAME
yeah ok you got me, i made her up.


No but shes not here right now. She's in canada about 8 months of the year. the other 4 she's in Philly, that shithole. That's why i'm here alone at 3:31am being on this stupid forum talking to you.

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 02:45 AM   #64
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she's not here right now because i'm at work

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 02:45 AM   #65
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did you guys know that caic has a job?

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 02:47 AM   #66
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i speak english english because what other english should i speak?
i laugh or cringe when i hear another accent.

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 02:47 AM   #67
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fucking americans

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 02:47 AM   #68
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i'm free spirited but i'm not open minded

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 02:48 AM   #69
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MONSIEUR LE PRESIDENT
MONSIEUR LE PRESIDENT
OU EST MON ARGENT?

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 03:06 AM   #70
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Do Americans sound stupid to you?

Does Frank Black make you cringe?

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 04:29 AM   #71
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he does not, actually. he doesn't have an offensive accent or way of speaking.

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 10:18 AM   #72
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it must suck to be 50
this has to be one of the saddest fucking things i've ever read

essentially you're saying: "being shitfaced drunk is fucking amazing and if you don't like setting out to get fuckfaced then you're not living."

seriously little kid: LOL

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 10:20 AM   #73
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i mean the most i can justify spending on a bottle of wine is maybe around nz$30, special occasions excepted, and that's only really scratching the surface of Good Wine. if you want really great french reds, for example, you need to be prepared to spend a lot more

roll on 50 and my future financial solvency
one bottle is that all it takes you fucking faggot

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 10:20 AM   #74
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i have to drink six bottle before i even notice, this makes me cool, and it shows that i am Loving Life and Being Fun and also Happy

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 10:38 AM   #75
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i don't eat anymore. i just drink from afternoon till morning. sometimes i throw up, but after that, i just continue drinking. sometimes my liver hurts, but then i punch it to show who's the boss. i won't let my liver tell me what to do. YOLO!

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 11:02 AM   #76
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Reading the title of this thread made me want to mention that "free spirited" people who describe themselves as such are usually really fucking insufferable. And of course hippies. Which is short for insufferable.

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 11:21 AM   #77
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little bit of blood in your vomit just lets you know you're a man and you drink like one

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 11:26 AM   #78
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i can drink a lot, i need at least a 12 pack of IPA before I can even feel anything. I make sure to only drink on a full stomach so that I can best impress my friends with my ability to drink incredible amounts (more than 3, pussy!) and I have made sure to gain at least 100 pounds so that I can better raise my tolerance. Of course this all just is extra padding as it were for the fact that I'm a tremendous alcoholic and I drink a bottle of jack daniels a day

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 11:27 AM   #79
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Reading the title of this thread made me want to mention that "free spirited" people who describe themselves as such are usually really fucking insufferable. And of course hippies. Which is short for insufferable.
i mean normally i think you're a really young old bastard but this is spot on

in my experience, people who are "free spirited" are often just drunks

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 11:37 AM   #80
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"Brendan you gotta get out there and do all that life can offer."
"Okay I mean that's cool, how does the seventh Mai Tai fit into that ethos?"

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 11:38 AM   #81
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"I'm free spirited I'm not uptight like you."
"Right, i mean that's one of the effects of alcohol, that you seem to consume in excess every day of the week."
"You are such an asshole!"
"GO SPURS!"

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 02:40 PM   #82
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this has to be one of the saddest fucking things i've ever read
it's like you know it wasn't serious but you literally cannot stop yourself from engaging in confrontation

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 02:44 PM   #83
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rbg where have you been are you ok

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 03:35 PM   #84
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i'm just living my life, man. i've been making a concerted effort to spend a lot more time outside, exercising, playing guitar and singing, reading, doing extracurricular stuff for the kids at school, etc. rather than spending all day every day on the internet. feels good man

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 03:36 PM   #85
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I'll be unemployed at the end of next week though and then I'm gonna drink you all under the table

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 05:10 PM   #86
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you can't be confrontational and accuse others of it, fuckup

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 06:00 PM   #87
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you can't be confrontational and accuse others of it, fuckup
and somehow I feel like doctor negative will be able to carry on being horrible just fine without me

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 06:01 PM   #88
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Saying "being outside" as a positive trait/behaviour is something dumb, "free-spirited", dirty hippies say.

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 06:06 PM   #89
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being in the sun a lot causes melanoma

 
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Old 06-03-2014, 06:18 PM   #90
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merely existing leads to death

 
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