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Old 05-03-2018, 06:06 PM   #7441
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Old 05-03-2018, 09:45 PM   #7442
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You've probably been told this before (probably by me) but learn to cook. It will help your budget stretch that much further.

I mean really. A can of pasta sauce. A box of pasta. Boom. Three dinners. Less than $5 spent.
1 baguette = $1

one meal

 
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Old 05-03-2018, 09:46 PM   #7443
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protein though

 
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Old 05-03-2018, 09:48 PM   #7444
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someone should order me a pizza tomorrow

sometimes my check comes in on Friday but I'm not betting on it

 
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Old 05-03-2018, 09:49 PM   #7445
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I don't have the gas to make it to the food pantry, I'll just die instead

 
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Old 05-03-2018, 10:39 PM   #7446
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You should see if your folks can lend you a little bit before pay day

 
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Old 05-03-2018, 11:02 PM   #7447
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yeah they'd help me but I'd rather write it off as fasting

 
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Old 05-03-2018, 11:10 PM   #7448
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Nah dog, a mans gotta eat. You won't feel good or healthy if you're not eating at least 2 meals a day. Don't be too proud. You wanna keep yourself healthy.

 
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Old 05-03-2018, 11:17 PM   #7449
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make a bunch of ice cubes and pretend

 
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Old 05-03-2018, 11:17 PM   #7450
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also watch this


 
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Old 05-04-2018, 03:24 AM   #7451
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yeah elph lentils and rice are what i lived on for months. onions are cheap too and so are roma tomatoes.

 
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Old 05-04-2018, 03:25 AM   #7452
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and fuck white bread. brown rice and lentils and tomatoes. do it!

 
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Old 05-04-2018, 04:39 AM   #7453
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DUST!

 
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Old 05-04-2018, 05:36 AM   #7454
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i'm hungry and the house is empty cause i neglected to go to the supermarket

now i'm too hungry and exhausted to go to the supermarket

i seem to be in a problem

 
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Old 05-04-2018, 05:45 AM   #7455
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smoke weed. that will help!

 
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Old 05-04-2018, 06:41 AM   #7456
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1 baguette = $1

one meal
Didn't anyone ever tell you not to fill up on bread??

 
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Old 05-04-2018, 06:41 AM   #7457
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i'm hungry and the house is empty cause i neglected to go to the supermarket

now i'm too hungry and exhausted to go to the supermarket

i seem to be in a problem
Have you considered the McDonald's value menu?

 
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Old 05-04-2018, 10:16 AM   #7458
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i used to go into the grocery store with plastic bags, fill them up with food and walk out.

not recommended.
i did this a repulsive amount of times.

 
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Old 05-04-2018, 11:34 AM   #7459
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i ate burger king and i hated myself while doing it

 
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Old 05-04-2018, 01:44 PM   #7460
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yeah they'd help me but I'd rather write it off as fasting
IF YOU CALLED YOUR DAD, HE COULD STOP IT ALL, YEAH!

 
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Old 05-04-2018, 01:49 PM   #7461
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i ate burger king and i hated myself while doing it
good

vegan = teh furutre

 
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Old 05-04-2018, 02:14 PM   #7462
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Have you considered the McDonald's value menu?
as soon as I get my hands on my check

damn 6 MCchickens going down

 
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Old 05-04-2018, 02:53 PM   #7463
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I have an orientation for a warehouse job scheduled a couple weeks from now making $12.50/hr

which is not great but it's steady pay where my current job I can make something like $20/hr one week and then $7.25 the next and it's very stressful even if I'm decent at it, and that's how I end up with the budgeting problems

haven't decided what I want to do

 
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Old 05-04-2018, 03:24 PM   #7464
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i am in gradiska. i wish i could send you one of these authentic bosnian bureks.

 
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Old 05-04-2018, 03:31 PM   #7465
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I have an orientation for a warehouse job scheduled a couple weeks from now making $12.50/hr

which is not great but it's steady pay where my current job I can make something like $20/hr one week and then $7.25 the next and it's very stressful even if I'm decent at it, and that's how I end up with the budgeting problems

haven't decided what I want to do
isn't your job something that you said "objectively makes the world worse" or something like that? fuck it then

 
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Old 05-04-2018, 03:38 PM   #7466
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my algerian friend makes bureks. i didn't know they were bosnian.

 
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Old 05-04-2018, 03:39 PM   #7467
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i'm about to meet my mom's boyfriend.

someone shoot and/or kill me

 
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Old 05-04-2018, 04:09 PM   #7468
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reprise: why?

myosis: bosnia was under the turks. i think we got it from them, along with halva and baclava. allahu akbar!

 
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Old 05-04-2018, 04:21 PM   #7469
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my algerian friend makes bureks. i didn't know they were bosnian.
BUREK!! no paizwobnan do churem borek! Burek!!! Wam paiz dom borek!!!

 
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Old 05-04-2018, 04:22 PM   #7470
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Ik ben daar best wel van geschrokken, Bram.

 
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