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05-05-2017, 03:09 PM | #1 |
Minion of Satan
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What if I told you: the David Avocado Wolfe thread
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David Avocado Wolfe is the rock star and Indiana Jones of the superfoods and longevity universe. The world’s top CEOs, ambassadors, celebrities, athletes, artists, and the real superheroes of this planet—Moms—all look to David for expert advice in health, beauty, herbalism, nutrition, and chocolate! http://www.longevitywarehouse.com/sp...lfe-Blue-1.jpg With over 22 years of dedicated experience and having hosted over 2750 live events, David has led the environmental charge for radiant health via a positive mental attitude, eco-community building, living spring water, and the best-ever quality organic foods and herbs. https://tfrnorthcyprus.files.wordpre...avid-wolfe.jpg David champions the ideals of spending time in nature, growing one’s own food, and making today the best day ever. He teaches that inspiration is found in love, travel, natural beauty, vibrant health, and peak-performance. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rE8Zezf6k9...id%2Bwolfe.png David is a highly sought after health and personal success speaker. He has shared the stage with success and business coaches like Anthony Robbins, Richard Branson, Brian Tracy, John DeMartini, as well as acclaimed doctors and health researchers including: Dr. Bruce Lipton, Dr. Joseph Mercola, Dr. Sara Gottfried, Dr. Lissa Rankin, Dr Dave Woynarowksi and many mor http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/fi...8582250443.jpg |
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05-05-2017, 03:10 PM | #2 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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oh that's not the guy from the counting crows?
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05-05-2017, 03:17 PM | #3 |
Minion of Satan
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David Avocado Wolfe is not the guy from the counting crows
David Avocado Wolfe is the Indiana jones of rockstar nutrition and sustainable longevities David Avocado Wolfe is the reason I went from spending my nights alone, suicidally depressed, drunk in dirty Walmart lingerie, with a bad haircut, to married, with a house I can't afford, and a mentally disabled cat, and beautifully mown sustainably harvested lawn, today David Avocado Wolfe can help you, too, today |
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05-05-2017, 03:20 PM | #4 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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How much?
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05-05-2017, 03:27 PM | #5 |
Minion of Satan
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All it costs is your old life, believes, everything you thought you knew about chocolate and moms
plus just one low, low, easy, unbelievably bargain value, recurringmonthlypaymentof$58.40 |
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05-05-2017, 07:55 PM | #6 |
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I bet he has one of those t-shirts that change color when you touch them.
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05-05-2017, 10:39 PM | #7 |
Shut the fuck up!
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jesus christ this like what Sarah posts on her FB page
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05-05-2017, 11:36 PM | #8 |
Minion of Satan
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David Avacado Wolfe is far too busy hosting over 24500 events for CEOs, rockstars, winners, and dukes to allow anyone to touch his shirt, let alone wait around long enough to see what happens to it
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05-06-2017, 12:25 AM | #9 |
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sounds easy & lucrative no wonder every day is the best day ever
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05-06-2017, 12:56 AM | #10 |
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About a month ago Sarah went through a phase of commenting with one-liners on DAW's fb posts and i crack up just thinking about them even now
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05-06-2017, 01:06 AM | #11 |
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who is sarah
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05-06-2017, 01:06 AM | #12 |
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oh sarah casey
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05-06-2017, 01:19 AM | #13 |
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First name basis n shit nom'sayn?
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05-06-2017, 01:21 AM | #14 |
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well its sarah tho its like saying "jim cracks me up"
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05-06-2017, 01:21 AM | #15 |
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my female name would be cassandra fairbanks
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05-06-2017, 05:03 AM | #16 |
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05-06-2017, 12:10 PM | #17 |
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Danf haven't heard that name in a hot second. Whatever happendd to her?
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05-06-2017, 12:24 PM | #18 |
real estate cowboy
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apparently she logged in just a few weeks ago. her last post was long ago.
wonder if she's still married to that weird dude |
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05-06-2017, 01:54 PM | #19 |
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Didn't she convert to Catholicism for him, or am I remembering that wrong?
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05-06-2017, 02:39 PM | #20 |
real estate cowboy
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quite possibly but i remember her always being some kind of christian.
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05-06-2017, 06:22 PM | #21 |
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05-06-2017, 06:22 PM | #22 |
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whats funny is that his face doesn't age, like his whole body and hair look like he's 55 but his face is THE SAME
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05-06-2017, 06:32 PM | #23 |
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and actually i did picture her first but i was like why would she do--oh it would more likely be sarah CASEY
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05-07-2017, 01:46 AM | #24 |
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Just did some creepin' and holy shiiit a few pics seem to indicate he lost a lot of weight
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05-07-2017, 01:56 AM | #25 |
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he looks like a "latino" republican tho, real ted cruz style i'm sayin
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05-07-2017, 10:29 AM | #26 |
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Naileddd it
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05-07-2017, 11:09 AM | #27 |
real estate cowboy
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can I convert to catholicism for you d?
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05-07-2017, 08:21 PM | #28 |
Consume my pants.
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converting to apathism would work better
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05-08-2017, 09:41 AM | #29 |
Minion of Satan
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The best thing about Avacodo David is that you can't even pick the best thing
Is it his emphasis on the mystical qualities of sustainably manufactured dark chocolate? Is it his top 9 beauty hacks used by actual Victorian secret model? Is it the fact his best friend (and co-venturist in Natures First Law, his very first company) is actually named Thor Bazler? Or is it his hair? That's right, you can't fucken even can you |
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05-08-2017, 09:43 AM | #30 |
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