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Old 05-05-2017, 03:09 PM   #1
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Default What if I told you: the David Avocado Wolfe thread

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David Avocado Wolfe is the rock star and Indiana Jones of the superfoods and longevity universe. The world’s top CEOs, ambassadors, celebrities, athletes, artists, and the real superheroes of this planet—Moms—all look to David for expert advice in health, beauty, herbalism, nutrition, and chocolate!
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With over 22 years of dedicated experience and having hosted over 2750 live events, David has led the environmental charge for radiant health via a positive mental attitude, eco-community building, living spring water, and the best-ever quality organic foods and herbs.
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David champions the ideals of spending time in nature, growing one’s own food, and making today the best day ever. He teaches that inspiration is found in love, travel, natural beauty, vibrant health, and peak-performance.
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David is a highly sought after health and personal success speaker. He has shared the stage with success and business coaches like Anthony Robbins, Richard Branson, Brian Tracy, John DeMartini, as well as acclaimed doctors and health researchers including: Dr. Bruce Lipton, Dr. Joseph Mercola, Dr. Sara Gottfried, Dr. Lissa Rankin, Dr Dave Woynarowksi and many mor
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Old 05-05-2017, 03:10 PM   #2
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oh that's not the guy from the counting crows?

 
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Old 05-05-2017, 03:17 PM   #3
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David Avocado Wolfe is not the guy from the counting crows

David Avocado Wolfe is the Indiana jones of rockstar nutrition and sustainable longevities

David Avocado Wolfe is the reason I went from spending my nights alone, suicidally depressed, drunk in dirty Walmart lingerie, with a bad haircut, to married, with a house I can't afford, and a mentally disabled cat, and beautifully mown sustainably harvested lawn, today

David Avocado Wolfe can help you, too, today

 
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Old 05-05-2017, 03:20 PM   #4
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How much?

 
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Old 05-05-2017, 03:27 PM   #5
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All it costs is your old life, believes, everything you thought you knew about chocolate and moms




































































































































































plus just one low, low, easy, unbelievably bargain value, recurringmonthlypaymentof$58.40

 
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Old 05-05-2017, 07:55 PM   #6
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I bet he has one of those t-shirts that change color when you touch them.

 
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Old 05-05-2017, 10:39 PM   #7
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jesus christ this like what Sarah posts on her FB page

 
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Old 05-05-2017, 11:36 PM   #8
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I bet he has one of those t-shirts that change color when you touch them.
David Avacado Wolfe is far too busy hosting over 24500 events for CEOs, rockstars, winners, and dukes to allow anyone to touch his shirt, let alone wait around long enough to see what happens to it

 
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Old 05-06-2017, 12:25 AM   #9
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sounds easy & lucrative no wonder every day is the best day ever

 
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Old 05-06-2017, 12:56 AM   #10
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About a month ago Sarah went through a phase of commenting with one-liners on DAW's fb posts and i crack up just thinking about them even now

 
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Old 05-06-2017, 01:06 AM   #11
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who is sarah

 
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Old 05-06-2017, 01:06 AM   #12
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oh sarah casey

 
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Old 05-06-2017, 01:19 AM   #13
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First name basis n shit nom'sayn?

 
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Old 05-06-2017, 01:21 AM   #14
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well its sarah tho its like saying "jim cracks me up"

 
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Old 05-06-2017, 01:21 AM   #15
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my female name would be cassandra fairbanks

 
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Old 05-06-2017, 05:03 AM   #16
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who is sarah
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Old 05-06-2017, 12:10 PM   #17
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Danf haven't heard that name in a hot second. Whatever happendd to her?

 
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Old 05-06-2017, 12:24 PM   #18
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apparently she logged in just a few weeks ago. her last post was long ago.

wonder if she's still married to that weird dude

 
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Old 05-06-2017, 01:54 PM   #19
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Didn't she convert to Catholicism for him, or am I remembering that wrong?

 
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Old 05-06-2017, 02:39 PM   #20
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quite possibly but i remember her always being some kind of christian.

 
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apparently she logged in just a few weeks ago. her last post was long ago.

wonder if she's still married to that weird dude
i have her on facebook, she lives in DFW area and teaches school & is still married to that dude and has a kid

 
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Old 05-06-2017, 06:22 PM   #22
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whats funny is that his face doesn't age, like his whole body and hair look like he's 55 but his face is THE SAME

 
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Old 05-06-2017, 06:32 PM   #23
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and actually i did picture her first but i was like why would she do--oh it would more likely be sarah CASEY

 
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Old 05-07-2017, 01:46 AM   #24
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Just did some creepin' and holy shiiit a few pics seem to indicate he lost a lot of weight

 
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he looks like a "latino" republican tho, real ted cruz style i'm sayin

 
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Old 05-07-2017, 10:29 AM   #26
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Naileddd it

 
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can I convert to catholicism for you d?

 
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Old 05-07-2017, 08:21 PM   #28
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converting to apathism would work better

 
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Old 05-08-2017, 09:41 AM   #29
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The best thing about Avacodo David is that you can't even pick the best thing

Is it his emphasis on the mystical qualities of sustainably manufactured dark chocolate? Is it his top 9 beauty hacks used by actual Victorian secret model? Is it the fact his best friend (and co-venturist in Natures First Law, his very first company) is actually named Thor Bazler?

Or is it his hair? That's right, you can't fucken even can you

 
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