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02-11-2018, 08:01 PM | #6121 |
Shut the fuck up!
Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor
Posts: 23,879
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Just drove 12 hours in a rental car through a blizard, freezing rain and thunderstorms to my temp "apartment" in Maryland. Drinking white wine now at the TGIFri nextdoor.
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02-11-2018, 10:10 PM | #6122 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
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02-11-2018, 10:45 PM | #6123 |
Socialphobic
Location: Away
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Just spent 6 hours in a pool. Today was a crazy day.
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02-11-2018, 10:50 PM | #6124 |
Minion of Satan
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I take it that being submerged in liquid for an extended period of time was not the craziest thing that happened?
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02-11-2018, 10:56 PM | #6125 |
Socialphobic
Location: Away
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Totally not. One of the highlights was playing volleyball using bras as the net.
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02-11-2018, 11:31 PM | #6126 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,215
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I've been doing so many pushups soon I'll be able to wear small bras myself.
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02-11-2018, 11:51 PM | #6127 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,215
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LaBelle... why? And it's almost Valentine's Day.
Merciful Havens! |
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02-12-2018, 12:20 AM | #6128 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Posts: 1,764
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PM dat girl
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02-12-2018, 12:51 AM | #6129 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,215
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It's too late. No amount of pushups or sports bras will change her mind.
It's over. |
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02-12-2018, 12:54 AM | #6130 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,215
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Butthurt, on the other hand, is courting me quite aggresively.
All I ever wanted was elegant women. All I ever get are raunchy dudes. |
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02-12-2018, 02:44 AM | #6131 |
Minion of Satan
Posts: 6,781
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Might want to chuck in some air squats, too, or you'll end up looking like a cartoon mafioso.
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02-12-2018, 02:57 AM | #6132 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,215
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I've been walking miles brosiah. Fatherfucking marathons. My buttocks, albeit small, are shapely and succulent.
Thank you. |
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02-12-2018, 03:31 AM | #6133 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,215
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You like Kafka, Buzzard? I'm halfway through Description of a Struggle and it's doing my head in. Even more confusing than I recall.
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02-12-2018, 05:13 AM | #6134 |
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Location: I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all.
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if you haven't read it already pretty sure you will like "Investigations of a dog" by Kafka as well.
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02-12-2018, 05:39 AM | #6135 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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I did when I read his short stories in prison. But I didn't pay them the proper attention so I am rereading them all now slowly.
Must be awesome to read him auf Deutsch. |
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02-12-2018, 06:19 AM | #6136 |
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Location: I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all.
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Depends really, some of the unfinished stuff breaks my head, but that probably did't become easier to read in a translation.
I blame my inability to crush bugs on Kafka. I was in elementary school when I got Metamorphosis and somehow that really screwed my head. "you don't know who that bug is, do not step on it!" Thanks, Gregor Samsa, I think of you every time a bug lands on me when I try to fall asleep. |
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02-12-2018, 06:23 AM | #6137 |
Socialphobic
Location: Away
Posts: 11,398
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I step on roaches always in hopes that it is actually a person.
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02-12-2018, 10:56 AM | #6138 |
Braindead
Location: Ignore List
Posts: 17,229
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After the baby went to sleep last night I watched a show called Sister Wives for like 3 hours and now my head hurts
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02-12-2018, 02:25 PM | #6139 |
Socialphobic
Location: Away
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They are sisters AND wives!? Wth?
I've been watching Dragon Ball Z and that also makes my head hurt. |
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02-12-2018, 03:48 PM | #6140 |
full of longing
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02-12-2018, 06:20 PM | #6141 |
Braindead
Location: Ignore List
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it's about polygamy. they are "sisters" to each other and wives to one man. some of them are religious and some of them you can tell are just in it for the multiple wives. one household has like 3 or 4 wives and 18 total children. Nooooo thank you!
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02-12-2018, 07:54 PM | #6142 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,215
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LaBelle steps on a roach.
(turns out to be Virginia Woolf) Last edited by FoolofaTook : 02-12-2018 at 08:01 PM. |
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02-12-2018, 08:10 PM | #6143 | |
Minion of Satan
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Quote:
After grabbing a copy of "The Complete Stories," I've been chipping away at it from time to time. In the Penal Colony remains my favorite so far, I think. |
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02-12-2018, 10:33 PM | #6144 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Location: on the internet
Posts: 1,969
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I think it's time for Monty's web radio show to come back.
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02-12-2018, 11:23 PM | #6145 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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Yeah Penal Colony is mind blowing.
Just got my ass handed to me in the library. They blocked my laptop. No more Cowboy Bebop downloads for you! Christian fuckers... heh. |
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02-12-2018, 11:28 PM | #6146 |
Minion of Satan
Posts: 6,781
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As in, they blocked your MAC address at the router?
Changed the password and didn't tell you the new one? Hid the laptop itself in a safe you can't crack? |
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02-12-2018, 11:54 PM | #6147 |
Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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I'm having somewhat of a crisis regarding my apartment situation. One of the units in the back opened up. It's second-floor with its own entrance, away from the street. This would spare me having to pass by obnoxious neighbors multiple times a day and make leaving the windows open in nice weather much more tolerable.
Downside is, the layout is pretty terrible and I'd have to really have to cramp myself in a bit to make it work (mostly thinking of my bed and allowing room for the dog to roam). It's also $100 a month more. But more privacy! Less noise! A porch, even! What is a boy to do? More on this terribly uninteresting story as it develops. |
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02-12-2018, 11:56 PM | #6148 |
Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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Background info: I have a mentally ill downstairs neighbor who means well, but borderline stalks me (i.e. follows me out at 6:30 in the morning to warn me to be safe and to look out for the other neighbors, among other creepy behavior). On the other hand, I really like the layout of my current apartment. It's more or less perfect -- for me (and my dog). It kinda pangs me a little bit to let it go for an apartment I'm not that thrilled with, save for the aforementioned perks.
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02-12-2018, 11:57 PM | #6149 |
Braindead
Location: Ignore List
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do you think you could get used to a smaller living space? i usually find that adjustment rather easy, especially if privacy is on the line
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02-12-2018, 11:58 PM | #6150 |
Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
Posts: 14,679
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Said neighbor is also almost 50, pregnant and goes outside for a smoke every 20 minutes.
Sometimes I'll peep out the window and wait for her to go back inside before I head out. Sigh. Maybe I'm the one who's crazy. Took, got any thoughts on this dynamic? |
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