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Old 12-18-2012, 05:45 PM   #31
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I just wanted to give him a gift that goes in a box that says I've payed attention to small things about him. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
penis goes in a box.

 
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Old 12-18-2012, 05:46 PM   #32
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Did searching google for that shirt land you here?

 
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Old 12-18-2012, 05:48 PM   #33
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My only problem is that he doesn't buy anything for himself and doesn't ever want anything. That's the only thing I've ever seen him look for online a few times. I just wanted to give him a gift that goes in a box that says I've payed attention to small things about him. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

 
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Old 12-18-2012, 06:17 PM   #34
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20K probably qualifies me


 
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Old 12-18-2012, 07:35 PM   #35
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honest to goodness i have one of those shirts in my trunk of clothes i'm still do lazy to donate to goodwill

 
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Old 12-18-2012, 07:35 PM   #36
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are they valuable/rare? it was one of those things where i was like 14 and i thought golly i need an sp shirt and then i was like golly this one sure am cool and the longer i had it the stupider i thought it was

 
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Old 12-18-2012, 07:41 PM   #37
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yes its super valuable AND rare hold onto it for dear life

 
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Old 12-18-2012, 07:47 PM   #38
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but i don't want it if it's valuable i'd rather have money that i can spend on prostitutes and heroin a la toby

 
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Old 12-18-2012, 09:00 PM   #39
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Let's just do it. I can talk about my last bleed, it was messy.
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Okay!!! Who wants to make the official threads regarding the above topics?
Well, I finished reading The Red Tent the other day, and I'm thinking about building a menstrual hut/ tipi to go in for the week of my period. There will be small holes dug out with hay placed in it so I can squat over it, and beside each one there will be platters of chocolate and tea with all of the amenities. If I decide to take it into the 21 st century, I'll add a flat screen with a library of chick flicks and action films. There will be drumming sessions, a flute player and the opportunity to get in touch with our inner children and transcend into another dimension for awhile... maybe get to know our animal totems and spirit names.

 
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Old 12-18-2012, 09:02 PM   #40
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hmmm a chick/action flick

how would that go

 
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Old 12-18-2012, 10:39 PM   #41
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Well, I finished reading The Red Tent the other day, and I'm thinking about building a menstrual hut/ tipi to go in for the week of my period. There will be small holes dug out with hay placed in it so I can squat over it, and beside each one there will be platters of chocolate and tea with all of the amenities. If I decide to take it into the 21 st century, I'll add a flat screen with a library of chick flicks and action films. There will be drumming sessions, a flute player and the opportunity to get in touch with our inner children and transcend into another dimension for awhile... maybe get to know our animal totems and spirit names.
Would there be pron?

 
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Old 12-18-2012, 10:51 PM   #42
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A friend of mine raves about that book. I like the idea of going into seclusion once a month. Sure beats having to get on with laundry, dinner, school drop offs, bedtime stories etc. while you're bloated and bleeding and full of stomach cramps. Not to mention in a perpetually terrible mood.

 
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Old 12-18-2012, 11:15 PM   #43
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hmmm a chick/action flick

how would that go
You could stop by and find out :]

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Would there be pron?
Or male servants.

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A friend of mine raves about that book. I like the idea of going into seclusion once a month. Sure beats having to get on with laundry, dinner, school drop offs, bedtime stories etc. while you're bloated and bleeding and full of stomach cramps. Not to mention in a perpetually terrible mood.
ikwym, the first two days for me is hell. I'm taking advil + tylenol together. I tried some of those hyland's homeopathic tablets, but they do nothing for me. Sometimes magnesium will help take the edge off. They feel like labor pains sometimes!

 
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Old 12-18-2012, 11:30 PM   #44
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because homeopathy is nothing.

it's water

 
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Old 12-18-2012, 11:43 PM   #45
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My special needs consist of no sauce on barbecue and corn tortillas for tacos.

 
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Old 12-19-2012, 09:11 AM   #46
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flour tortillas sucks (but are necessary for burritos).

 
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Old 12-19-2012, 09:11 AM   #47
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Old 12-19-2012, 09:41 AM   #48
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You could stop by and find out :]
i respect your period pyramid and hope it works out for you but i'll stay in the other room thanks

 
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Old 12-19-2012, 09:56 AM   #49
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ikwym, the first two days for me is hell. I'm taking advil + tylenol together. I tried some of those hyland's homeopathic tablets, but they do nothing for me. Sometimes magnesium will help take the edge off. They feel like labor pains sometimes!
Nothing works for me except rest. Rest, chocolate, and complaining about everything, and a couple of cries and feeling sorry for myself.

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Wow I don't have any words for this.

 
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Old 12-19-2012, 10:13 AM   #50
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because homeopathy is nothing.

it's water
That's interesting... since magnesia phosphorica takes away some pretty awful leg cramps sometimes.

 
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Old 12-19-2012, 10:14 AM   #51
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oh fuck. I had no idea an eagle would try that. I've seen some really huge ones up here, and they will go after cats and small dogs.

 
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Old 12-19-2012, 10:46 AM   #52
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I was worried I had lost my ability to discern things of importance from the perpetual shit storm and couldn't keep my perspective truly broad anymore, but I had an enlightening night

 
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Old 12-19-2012, 10:49 AM   #53
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I carpool a guy my age, who has a learning disability, to the gym. He's really really friendly and chats a lot.

 
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Old 12-19-2012, 12:20 PM   #54
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the crispy taco shells at Chipotle are pretty amazing. But you have to eat them pretty quickly after ordering or they get all soggy. But if that happens I just use the chips to scoop up what fell out.

 
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Old 12-19-2012, 12:42 PM   #55
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I feel like I might have overdid it on facebook this morning...should have just wrote a single diary entry and left my friends list out of it. I usually don't get so vocal, not about anything I want respected.

 
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