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Old 06-01-2014, 02:55 PM   #1
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Old 06-01-2014, 02:56 PM   #2
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I have to do my taxes. I've had to do them since march. Every year I put them off until summer. Some years it went to September. Of course that means I get my refunds late and I certainly could use the money on time. I make so little it takes like 20 minutes to do it too. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me. I was supposed to do them right now and yet I'm on here for no good reason, starting threads about it.

Other things I keep putting off:

laundry and dishes
dentist (though ive taken appointments now)
growing the fuck up
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Old 06-01-2014, 03:04 PM   #3
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for no good reason other than keep me from doing what I need to do here's a craigslist missed connection ad i'd saved on my computer some years back that I just found again (looking for my last tax forms):

"girl at Lafleurs eat hot dog and run - m4w - 35 (Pointe)

I go to Lafleur Restrant last time, Tuesday night, order some food. Beside me is woman/girl eat hot dog. She ask me if I try ketchup but I don't try so she gets some after. Later I wait in the parking lot and see her so sexy like model but eat BAD FOOD! I say her this you look sexy but eat bad and maybe she get fat and not answer so I say where are you going and she gets in car with her friend. I wait near car but they drive fast and nearly miss sidewalk. If you sexy hot dog girl read message I take you good food place I know near Pointe St. Charles where I live and my cat."


 
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Old 06-01-2014, 07:43 PM   #4
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certain things i need to talk about in therapy
dishes

i think that's it really.

 
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Old 06-01-2014, 07:56 PM   #5
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Retirement.

 
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Old 06-01-2014, 08:11 PM   #6
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i just did my taxes. i got $2200 back because of some first time home buyers bullshit. i immediately spent that money on a ticket to a single hockey game.
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Old 06-01-2014, 08:19 PM   #7
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finding an apartment

 
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Old 06-01-2014, 08:47 PM   #8
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Retirement.
how goddam old are you?


there will never be retirement for people like me. I'll just start getting a pension and live like a pensioner. Which ive always done anyway.

 
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Old 06-01-2014, 09:09 PM   #9
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he's not that old he's just bullshitting everyone

 
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Old 06-01-2014, 09:10 PM   #10
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i hear portland's a great place to be young and retired

 
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Old 06-01-2014, 09:28 PM   #11
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Old 06-01-2014, 09:29 PM   #12
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getting an illinois i.d - i've been here close to three years
getting some lab done on my body - i've only been putting this off for a week, but i need to do it soon
getting a haircut
sewing the bottom hem of a curtain i made to match the other - looks good enough to me

 
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Old 06-01-2014, 09:31 PM   #13
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GETTING NEW GLASSES
DOING SOMETHING ABOUT MY FUTURE
GIVING A SHIT ABOUT SOMETHING
WRITING A BOOK

WHATEVER THE FUCK I'M GONNA SMOKE WEED AND PLAY GAMES LATER GUYS

 
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Old 06-01-2014, 09:35 PM   #14
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how goddam old are you?


there will never be retirement for people like me. I'll just start getting a pension and live like a pensioner. Which ive always done anyway.
32. Can't retire yet, but should be able to by 50. I own my bipusiness so I'll never really fully retire I guess ...

 
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Old 06-01-2014, 09:36 PM   #15
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But really I need to power wash the outside of the house. I've put it off three weeks now.

 
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Old 06-01-2014, 09:39 PM   #16
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when i was a teenager i always thought you were a lot older than me. i guess not!

 
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Old 06-01-2014, 09:39 PM   #17
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that feels odd to say

 
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Old 06-01-2014, 09:47 PM   #18
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GETTING NEW GLASSES
DOING SOMETHING ABOUT MY FUTURE
GIVING A SHIT ABOUT SOMETHING
WRITING A BOOK

WHATEVER THE FUCK I'M GONNA SMOKE WEED AND PLAY GAMES LATER GUYS
WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO WRITE A BOOK ABOUT.


And why you need to smoke weed to play games? See I get high on games, I use it like others use alcohol. Forget responsibilities and shit, forget about how shit my life is. Getting high and playing games would be like getting high and drunk. Which works of course but you probably should do them separately else you're wasting one of them.

 
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WRITING A BOOK
what's it going to be about?

 
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Old 06-01-2014, 09:48 PM   #20
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i just did my taxes. i got $2200 back because of some first time home buyers bullshit. i immediately spent that money on a ticket to a single hockey game.
Well as long as you know where your priorities lie....

 
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Old 06-01-2014, 09:48 PM   #21
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also i've barely touched my guitar in two months - new job new schedule grumble grumble

 
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Old 06-01-2014, 09:49 PM   #22
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- definitely moving
- changing jobs
- getting married or calling it quits


no problems with dishes or taxes, though, I like my mess big
why does one have to get married?


Though it is true you have no real worth as a woman if you're not married, obvs. It's just like a fact.

 
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no problems with dishes or taxes, though, I like my mess big

 
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Old 06-01-2014, 09:52 PM   #24
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Just FYI I did do my taxes in the end.

Just cause you know, I'm sure you wanted to know what was up with that and shit.

 
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Old 06-01-2014, 09:56 PM   #26
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I'm trying to finish Gunter Grass's 'The Tin Drum' but instead I keep reading other literary masterworks such as the autobiography of Guns N Roses guitarist Slash

 
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I'm not falling for that trolly worth comment, you wannabediseased cock.

Seriously though, marriage is nothing I saw as desirable for over a decade now. But if your partner does, that's a game changer.
That's how they get you into anal, btw

 
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Old 06-01-2014, 09:57 PM   #28
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he was one of my first crushes.

 
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my favorite part of the book is a picture of slash looking kind of bloated and the caption says "note how slash is concealing a half gallon of vodka in his stomach"

 
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It took me several years to read The Tin Drum. Only finished it in the end because I don't like books defeating me.

 
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