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Old 02-20-2020, 10:28 AM   #31
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So, that coronavirus. Quite a virus, huh.

 
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Old 02-20-2020, 10:28 AM   #32
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It's like, a disease, right?

 
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Old 02-20-2020, 10:35 AM   #33
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Point being if we freaked out about many other issues with even higher mortality rates out there as we do about coronavirus, maybe we'd be a little better off.
Well, I agree wholeheartedly, it just sounded like you were ignoring one in favor of the other

SoÖwe agree and can be nice? This isn't how I pictured this going frankly

 
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Old 02-20-2020, 12:17 PM   #34
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I'm currently working on a thread for each problem in existence.

 
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Old 02-20-2020, 12:58 PM   #35
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white people are exposed to 17% less pollution than what their consumption generates while blacks and latinos are exposed to 56% and 63% MORE! white people, please stop littering, eating meat, going to walmart, and buying things off amazon. you're giving us all asthma. basta!

 
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Old 02-20-2020, 12:58 PM   #36
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this is thread for problems, right?

 
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Old 02-20-2020, 01:06 PM   #37
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how am I supposed to stop buying from Amazon with that damned Netphorian Amazon Link always staring me in the face?

 
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Old 02-20-2020, 01:07 PM   #38
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white people are exposed to 17% less pollution than what their consumption generates while blacks and latinos are exposed to 56% and 63% MORE! white people, please stop littering, eating meat, going to walmart, and buying things off amazon. you're giving us all asthma. basta!

 
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Old 02-20-2020, 02:28 PM   #39
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This and getting hit by an asteroid were always my greatest fears. Trying to ignore the inevitable at this point. 2020’s been lit so far.

 
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Old 02-20-2020, 02:34 PM   #40
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Mine is getting skinned alive and, honestly, things aren't looking too good for me there either

 
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Old 02-20-2020, 02:35 PM   #41
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If you, like many, were worried about being able to buy as many pairs of AirPods as you like in the coming months, have no fear:

Apple moving production from China to Taiwan due to Wuhan coronavirus

 
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Old 02-20-2020, 02:36 PM   #42
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Oh well then we’re good!

 
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Old 02-20-2020, 03:14 PM   #43
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older you are, more likely to die. no deaths of people under age 9 reported.
that's good news
goodbye boomers
rest in piss

 
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Old 02-20-2020, 03:25 PM   #44
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Blunt force trauma to the general skull region and buried alive in a coffin rank fairly highly amongst my least preferred methods of dying.

 
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Old 02-20-2020, 03:26 PM   #45
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I guess I'd be cool with the former so long as it's a solid whack that does the job in a single go. It's the idea of consecutive blows and a sort of cumulative deathening effect that puts me off.

 
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Old 02-20-2020, 04:24 PM   #46
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Blunt force trauma to the general skull region and buried alive in a coffin rank fairly highly amongst my least preferred methods of dying.
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I guess I'd be cool with the former so long as it's a solid whack that does the job in a single go. It's the idea of consecutive blows and a sort of cumulative deathening effect that puts me off.
These are good ones

Burning to death i bet sucks too, imagine smelling the meaty aroma of your own cracklin skins as u turn into bbq all the way to hell

 
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Old 02-20-2020, 04:32 PM   #47
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the most dangerous time for a woman is after breaking up with a man when those things are most likely to occur

i dunno what scares men so much about blunt force trauma

 
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Old 02-20-2020, 04:57 PM   #48
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I think it's the idea of gradually losing awareness and possibly noticing the effect, if you know what I mean. It'd be like losing yourself (but not in the Eminem sense) and it creeps me out to even think about it.

Is it really a male thing?

 
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Old 02-20-2020, 04:59 PM   #49
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fuckin tim

 
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Old 02-20-2020, 05:15 PM   #50
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fuckin crackers

 
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Old 02-20-2020, 05:24 PM   #51
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Follow the Netphoria Amazon.com link for an excellent deal on "flushable" wipes and styrofoam plates.

 
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Old 02-20-2020, 05:26 PM   #52
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I think slow, painful deaths are scarier than getting the kind of impact that would at least knock you out.

Things like gradually experiencing your body resist your once effortless commands, as in through cancer or a degenerative disease. Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva sounds particularly ghastly.

I'm sure drowning doesn't take that long, but it probably feels like an eternity.

I'm more scared of living through blunt trauma only to suffer debilitating brain damage and being rendered unable to feed myself or go to the bathroom on my own than of the trauma itself.

 
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Old 02-20-2020, 06:24 PM   #53
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Isn’t drowning supposed to be scary but then real nice? After u give in or whatever

Or is that just some bull crap i picked up from the movies or wherever

 
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Old 02-20-2020, 06:27 PM   #54
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men most fear from women being laughed at while women most fear being raped or killed by men. be scared of blunt force trauma all you want, dudes.

 
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Old 02-20-2020, 06:29 PM   #55
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hold my BREATH as i wish for DEATH

please god take me!

 
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Old 02-20-2020, 06:29 PM   #56
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Isnít drowning supposed to be scary but then real nice? After u give in or whatever
according to The Awakening, yes.

although that would be my least favorite way to go,

 
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Old 02-20-2020, 06:30 PM   #57
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Old 02-20-2020, 06:31 PM   #58
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my greatest fear is having my posts broken while making sick Metallica references

 
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Old 02-20-2020, 06:31 PM   #59
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typical male reaction

 
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Old 02-20-2020, 06:31 PM   #60
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I'm sure drowning doesn't take that long, but it probably feels like an eternity.
feeling like fucking forever and my arms are always noodles afterward; keeping a wildly resisting body subsurface is no walk in the park

 
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