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Old 08-06-2010, 08:19 AM   #1
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Default Why are o-boarders so damn ugly?

Classic examples of the pug fugly cockgobblers that live there:

http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/3...usedhoodie.jpg
This guy looks like he'd stab u in a back alley and butcher you for organs

http://i982.photobucket.com/albums/a...yme011copy.jpg
token dyke hipster

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...oi/alert06.jpg
Props to him for farting on his bitches head

http://i934.photobucket.com/albums/a...y10/Moi/Me.jpg
token ginger virgin

http://i32.tinypic.com/2ppfxpl.jpg
token hipster fag

http://i880.photobucket.com/albums/a...0724001229.jpg
token "hot" robert smith lookalike

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-...6_795445_n.jpg
token "badass" douche (i wonder if that's his real smile)

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._4713486_n.jpg
the next o-boarder to kill himself for being sad (i would too if my mother used a bowl to cut my hair)

The list goes on. While I realise that some of you assholes may post over there too, I do not at all apologise if you happen to appear in this thread. Your ugliness is comparable to a drooling retard, except for the fact that you can help it and the retards can't.

 
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Old 08-06-2010, 09:37 AM   #2
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There are a lot of ugly fucks on here too, possibly even uglier than some of the oboard mutants.

 
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Old 08-06-2010, 09:46 AM   #3
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Well, they are SP fans after all.

 
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Old 08-06-2010, 11:27 AM   #4
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Post yourself and let me decide how good you look

 
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Old 08-06-2010, 11:31 AM   #5
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isnt the guy by the tank alex?

well i doubt any of you lot are any better, i think i know about 2 hot pumpkins fans.

 
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Old 08-06-2010, 11:37 AM   #6
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ginger guy framed all his cds, guess he doesnt listen to them then

 
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Old 08-06-2010, 12:16 PM   #7
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Classic examples of the pug fugly cockgobblers that live there:

http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/3...usedhoodie.jpg
This guy looks like he'd stab u in a back alley and butcher you for organs

I feel like that would be kind of fair, now. You did place me in this thread, after all.

I'll sharpen my tools and wait for you in the alleys that you frequent. Hope to see you soon...

 
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Old 08-06-2010, 12:32 PM   #8
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isnt the guy by the tank alex?

well i doubt any of you lot are any better, i think i know about 2 hot pumpkins fans.
tis me soaking wet at a Scottish music festival a few years ago high on coffee etc

I've only met one beautiful SP fan in a bar in Glasgow. She asked me my favourite album and I blew it

 
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Old 08-06-2010, 12:42 PM   #9
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The original poster basically stole your joke, too, for my picture. Quality work, right there.

 
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Old 08-06-2010, 12:47 PM   #10
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Cool picture, but you look like you would steal my kidneys
Cool picture, but you look like you would steal my kidneys
Cool picture, but you look like you would steal my kidneys
Cool picture, but you look like you would steal my kidneys
Cool picture, but you look like you would steal my kidneys
Cool picture, but you look like you would steal my kidneys

 
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Old 08-06-2010, 01:12 PM   #11
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The saddest...

and I mean SADDEST

thing about SP fans are the ones who are basically agnostics/atheists. But they are so drawn in by Billy Corgan for whatever fucking reason that it's as though they change their world view over one man who once was in charge of arguably the grandest 90's band there ever was. It just goes to show you how dumb people can be, and how much of a twat Billy is. Don't get me wrong, the man has done some fucking amazing things, but wow. People who to this day are still joined at the hip psychologically speaking with this man freak me the fuck out. Might as well group them in with juggalos in terms of how people can be so blind.

 
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Old 08-06-2010, 01:17 PM   #12
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tis me soaking wet at a Scottish music festival a few years ago high on coffee etc

I've only met one beautiful SP fan in a bar in Glasgow. She asked me my favourite album and I blew it
What did you say, Machina?

 
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Old 08-06-2010, 01:41 PM   #13
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I hedged my bets and said Adore, she loved Machina. She was the perfect women..I mean MACHINA

 
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Old 08-06-2010, 01:52 PM   #14
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The saddest...

and I mean SADDEST

thing about SP fans are the ones who are basically agnostics/atheists. But they are so drawn in by Billy Corgan for whatever fucking reason that it's as though they change their world view over one man who once was in charge of arguably the grandest 90's band there ever was. It just goes to show you how dumb people can be, and how much of a twat Billy is. Don't get me wrong, the man has done some fucking amazing things, but wow. People who to this day are still joined at the hip psychologically speaking with this man freak me the fuck out. Might as well group them in with juggalos in terms of how people can be so blind.
hipsters united.

 
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Old 08-06-2010, 02:56 PM   #15
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i would have said adore too

 
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Old 08-06-2010, 03:01 PM   #16
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YES, IT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING, AND MADE EVEN MORE UNACCEPTABLE BY THE FACT THAT NETPHORIA POSTERS ARE THE BASTION OF ATTRACTIVENESS.

 
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Old 08-06-2010, 04:42 PM   #17
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most whores are rather attractive

 
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Old 08-06-2010, 04:43 PM   #18
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on a side note i'd like to have sex with the red headscottish dude

 
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Old 08-06-2010, 07:56 PM   #19
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Thank GOD I'm beautiful. Or else, the shame! The HORROR!

 
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Old 08-07-2010, 02:31 AM   #20
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Look at these ugly mofo's trying to console each other with "You're not ugly, that poster must be really insecure blah fucking blah blah"

Don't post ur pic online if you aren't attractive, why is that so hard to understand?
Fucking lame hipsters.

 
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Old 08-07-2010, 12:09 PM   #21
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I'd fuck all of em.

 
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Old 08-07-2010, 12:16 PM   #22
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please post your pic rub the y, i will reciprocate

 
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Old 08-07-2010, 12:22 PM   #23
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I'd fuck all of em.
I'M GOOD ENOUGH BUT I DON'T CARE ~~~

 
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Old 08-08-2010, 11:15 AM   #24
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token "badass" douche (i wonder if that's his real smile)
Kahlo, why are you dressed like a fucking Nazi?

(could someone plz photoshop a Hitler 'stache and a Nazi armband on this Scottish asshole?)

 
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Old 08-08-2010, 11:46 AM   #25
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Kahlo, why are you dressed like a fucking Nazi?

(could someone plz photoshop a Hitler 'stache and a Nazi armband on this Scottish asshole?)
The jacket is from the DDR, so you should be asking me why I'm dressed like a communist.

 
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Old 08-08-2010, 05:11 PM   #26
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tis me soaking wet at a Scottish music festival a few years ago high on coffee etc
was it a nazi tank

 
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Old 08-08-2010, 09:07 PM   #27
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http://www.smashingpumpkins.com/boar...1281314076.jpg

 
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Old 08-08-2010, 10:04 PM   #28
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Reminds me of Carrie.

 
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Old 08-08-2010, 10:08 PM   #29
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OMG SO HOTTTTT

 
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Old 08-10-2010, 09:24 AM   #30
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plz plz post a pic of yourself

 
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