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Old 07-10-2017, 02:14 AM   #361
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Nor do they emit flatulence.
They powder their nose

 
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Old 07-10-2017, 08:58 AM   #362
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no blood in the past couple days. or whenever i posted about it.

i am pooping way too often though, definitely some IBS action going on

 
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Old 07-10-2017, 09:01 AM   #363
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poop poop poop

 
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Old 07-10-2017, 10:54 AM   #364
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it happens to me regularly during the month of march.


mcdonald's shamrock shakes are too good to resist.
some things never change i guess

 
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Old 07-10-2017, 12:12 PM   #365
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I poop a lot too. I think it's because of all the fruits and veggies I eat. Also the six to eight cups of columbian i drink to keep the indican somnolescence in bay.

 
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Old 07-10-2017, 12:13 PM   #366
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At bay

jesus fuck

 
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Old 07-10-2017, 12:35 PM   #367
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this is eulogy fuck

 
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Old 07-11-2017, 09:20 PM   #368
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no blood in the past couple days. or whenever i posted about it.

i am pooping way too often though, definitely some IBS action going on
well i spoke too soon, lots yesterday.

i need to make an appointment with the doc for sho. but i slept all day today instead. tomorrow i have to get up at 4am to take my sister to the airport.

hopefully i have cancer

 
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Old 07-18-2017, 12:04 AM   #369
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im having a colonoscopy and endoscopy done on aug 4

 
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Old 08-04-2017, 12:45 PM   #370
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good luck today, reprise

 
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Old 08-04-2017, 01:11 PM   #371
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Yes, wishing good news to your pooper

 
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Old 08-04-2017, 03:21 PM   #372
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hi, thanks you guys

i had it done. i have inflammation all in my upper GI. suspected h. pylori. they took a biopsy.

all the blood is from internal hemorrhoids, after all. i cant believe that is what is bleeding so much but apparently it is.

i'm not happy with the doctor, he seemed to speak to me as little as possible and was not as clear as he could have been. but i don't question his ability to perform the procedures.

so that's it i guess. i was pretty cranky from the propofol and my stomach was killing me but now i feel back to normal, pretty much. well enough to drive home, and here i am

 
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Old 08-04-2017, 03:30 PM   #373
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if you survive, it's 100% on me.

you're welcome.

 
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Old 08-04-2017, 05:55 PM   #374
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hopefully i have cancer
Haha

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Old 08-04-2017, 08:14 PM   #375
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yeah that must have been a bad day

 
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Old 08-05-2017, 10:53 AM   #376
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So I bought this Rainbow weed. Was like why is it called Rainbow? Then took (Whallah!) a hit and realized it tasted like hella fruit melting in mouth.

next morning took ( o yah) a rousing dump. and it smelled delicious like the rainbow ganja. for real. i was in shock. a pleasant shock

 
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Old 11-26-2017, 09:17 AM   #377
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Toilet seems too small in childhood home.

 
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Old 11-26-2017, 10:49 AM   #378
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That seems like the start to a very nice poem. Keep going.

 
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Old 02-27-2018, 05:28 PM   #379
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Just had a nice relaxing one.

 
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Old 02-27-2018, 05:41 PM   #380
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My hemorrhoid is starting to recede.

 
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Old 02-27-2018, 09:59 PM   #381
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there is no pain
you are receding
a distant shit bowl
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Old 02-28-2018, 07:26 AM   #382
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Comfortably Bum

 
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Old 03-19-2018, 09:35 PM   #383
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I totally Bud Dwyer'd at work this morning. Farted in the middle of cutting a turd and the inside of the bowl looked like someone blew their brains out.

 
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Old 03-19-2018, 09:36 PM   #384
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Hey man, nice plop.

 
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Old 03-19-2018, 09:37 PM   #385
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Now that the poop's gone
And the air is all clear
Those who were right there
Got a sense of my rear

 
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Old 03-19-2018, 09:38 PM   #386
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HEY DAD
WHADDYA THINK ABOUT YOUR SON NOW?

 
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Old 03-19-2018, 10:50 PM   #387
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I hope that that angry young man eventually made peace with his father

 
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Old 03-20-2018, 06:02 AM   #388
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I made a piece with your father.

 
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Old 03-20-2018, 10:37 AM   #389
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Old 03-20-2018, 11:15 AM   #390
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I assume you approve of all my messages.

Besides, it's really your dad's approval I crave.

 
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