Escalator etiquette - Page 3

FoolofaTook · 12-19-2017, 11:38 AM

UR FATHER IS TWO EASY

LOL

Elphenor · 12-19-2017, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smashingjj

america fuck yeah

coming again to block the motherfucking way

lol

FoolofaTook · 12-19-2017, 11:41 AM

When I was a child (I was adorable btw, asian ppl always thought i was a girl) someone told me a story about a kid who got her hair stuck in the escalator and how her scalp got torn off. shit freaked me out. for years i would step on and off the escalator with great care.

i was a cowardly child.

Elphenor · 12-19-2017, 11:43 AM

I walk fast and get stuck behind people on sidewalks very frustrating

though it's worse when I'm driving and a pedestrian is not using the sidewalk at all I don't understand that

Elphenor · 12-19-2017, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

When I was a child (I was adorable btw, asian ppl always thought i was a girl) someone told me a story about a kid who got her hair stuck in the escalator and how her scalp got torn off. shit freaked me out. for years i would step on and off the escalator with great care.

i was a cowardly child.

always thought my pants would get stuck

smashingjj · 12-19-2017, 11:58 AM

elphenor etiquette

teh b0lly!!1 · 12-19-2017, 12:00 PM

etiquette? more like tit bouquet.

thank you

smashingjj · 12:21 PM

get your sorry ass out of my thread

i tear will my head off of your body

LaBelle · 12-19-2017, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

too
....easy

https://i2.wp.com/gifrific.com/wp-co...Fail.gif?ssl=1

hahahahahha
I am that cat!!!

FoolofaTook · 12-19-2017, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elphenor

I walk fast and get stuck behind people on sidewalks very frustrating

though it's worse when I'm driving and a pedestrian is not using the sidewalk at all I don't understand that

Heh this happens to me all the time (the walking not the driving since I perambulate). I have a gigantic stride and I walk all fuckin day so I just zoom about. the worst is ppl walking their dogs. all of a sudden there's this long haired sable clad freak behind them and the hound is baying and i am smiling and trying to pet it and the owner is all like omg wtf...

sometimes I just cross over to the other sidewalk or walk in the road to bypass them. sigh what a life.

Elphenor · 12-19-2017, 12:38 PM

as long as you use the sidewalk where there is a sidewalk

FoolofaTook · 12-19-2017, 12:40 PM

Yeah I hate it when you come to a block and the sidewalk dies and it's like now what.

cork_soaker · 12-19-2017, 01:03 PM

guess i'll go home

cork_soaker · 12-19-2017, 01:04 PM

though some say, where the sidewalk ends (literally) is where life truly begins (figuratively)

cork_soaker · 12-19-2017, 01:07 PM

smooth seas something something skilled sailors

cork_soaker · 12-19-2017, 01:16 PM

escalators also belong on my list of life conveniences disregarded:

sunglasses
umbrellas
straws
paul mccartney
escalators

ilikeplanets · 12-19-2017, 01:36 PM

I used to be terrified of tripping on them and getting stuck underneath (lol) too.....I'd wait for the bottom stair to pass like seven times before getting on and only then with a knuckle-whitening grip on the railing. wuss

MarquisInSpades · 03:54 PM

ass ass ass ass

MarquisInSpades · 12-19-2017, 01:42 PM

I used to wear a frock and I had a ponytail. I am not surprised they thought I was a girl.

FoolofaTook · 12-19-2017, 02:31 PM

Cork Soaker is a damn fine poster. A damn fine poster.

FoolofaTook · 12-19-2017, 02:32 PM

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reprise85 · 12-19-2017, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

I used to be terrified of tripping on them and getting stuck underneath (lol) too.....I'd wait for the bottom stair to pass like seven times before getting on and only then with a knuckle-whitening grip on the railing. wuss

there are a ton of escalator and elevator deaths in china (from malfunctions). if i am ever over there i am always taking the stairs

ilikeplanets · 12-19-2017, 03:33 PM

it really seems like a gruesome way to go, too. i'll also be taking the stairs if i ever find myself in China. can you believe people use elevators during fires?? whyyyyy???

ilikeplanets · 12-19-2017, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarquisInSpades

People also though I was a girl!

Hey! Me too!!

FoolofaTook · 12-19-2017, 03:39 PM

Ppl still think I am a girl. A very grim, tall, creepy girl.

ilikeplanets · 12-19-2017, 03:44 PM

i'd say like enma ai but she's short

ilikeplanets · 12-19-2017, 03:44 PM

and a cartoon

FoolofaTook · 12-19-2017, 04:33 PM

Why does she have scabies?

FoolofaTook · 12-19-2017, 04:34 PM

JUST KIDDING I'M CURED

I SWEAR

Elphenor · 12-19-2017, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

Yeah I hate it when you come to a block and the sidewalk dies and it's like now what.

l I remember this happening to me

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12-19-2017, 11:38 AM	#61
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,216	UR FATHER IS TWO EASY LOL

12-19-2017, 11:41 AM	#63
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,216	When I was a child (I was adorable btw, asian ppl always thought i was a girl) someone told me a story about a kid who got her hair stuck in the escalator and how her scalp got torn off. shit freaked me out. for years i would step on and off the escalator with great care. i was a cowardly child.

12-19-2017, 11:43 AM	#64
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	I walk fast and get stuck behind people on sidewalks very frustrating though it's worse when I'm driving and a pedestrian is not using the sidewalk at all I don't understand that

12-19-2017, 11:58 AM	#66
smashingjj real estate cowboy Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby Posts: 36,900	elphenor etiquette

12-19-2017, 12:00 PM	#67
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 17,399	etiquette? more like tit bouquet. thank you

12-19-2017, 12:38 PM	#71
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	as long as you use the sidewalk where there is a sidewalk

12-19-2017, 12:40 PM	#72
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,216	Yeah I hate it when you come to a block and the sidewalk dies and it's like now what.

12-19-2017, 01:03 PM	#73
cork_soaker full of longing Posts: 11,538	guess i'll go home

12-19-2017, 01:04 PM	#74
cork_soaker full of longing Posts: 11,538	though some say, where the sidewalk ends (literally) is where life truly begins (figuratively)

12-19-2017, 01:07 PM	#75
cork_soaker full of longing Posts: 11,538	smooth seas something something skilled sailors

12-19-2017, 01:16 PM	#76
cork_soaker full of longing Posts: 11,538	escalators also belong on my list of life conveniences disregarded: sunglasses umbrellas straws paul mccartney escalators

12-19-2017, 01:36 PM	#77
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 17,229	I used to be terrified of tripping on them and getting stuck underneath (lol) too.....I'd wait for the bottom stair to pass like seven times before getting on and only then with a knuckle-whitening grip on the railing. wuss

12-19-2017, 01:42 PM	#79
MarquisInSpades Banned Location: /private/etc/hosts.txt Posts: 1,901	I used to wear a frock and I had a ponytail. I am not surprised they thought I was a girl.

12-19-2017, 02:31 PM	#80
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,216	Cork Soaker is a damn fine poster. A damn fine poster.

12-19-2017, 02:32 PM	#81
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,216	Today, 12:41 PM MarquisInSpades This message is hidden because MarquisInSpades is on your ignore list. Today, 12:42 PM MarquisInSpades This message is hidden because MarquisInSpades is on your ignore list.

12-19-2017, 03:33 PM	#83
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 17,229	it really seems like a gruesome way to go, too. i'll also be taking the stairs if i ever find myself in China. can you believe people use elevators during fires?? whyyyyy???

12-19-2017, 03:39 PM	#85
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,216	Ppl still think I am a girl. A very grim, tall, creepy girl.

12-19-2017, 03:44 PM	#86
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 17,229	i'd say like enma ai but she's short

12-19-2017, 04:33 PM	#88
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,216	Why does she have scabies?

12-19-2017, 04:34 PM	#89
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,216	JUST KIDDING I'M CURED I SWEAR