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04-09-2017, 06:41 AM | #8311 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
Posts: 36,902
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what have you been up to b0llster?
what is your real name? how old were you when you lost my virginity? when did i last cry in the shower with my clothes on? (hint: just now) what is your social security number and why? are you still coming to europe? |
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04-09-2017, 06:43 AM | #8312 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
Posts: 36,902
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04-09-2017, 06:44 AM | #8313 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
Posts: 36,902
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also:
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04-09-2017, 06:44 AM | #8314 |
Braindead
Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS
Posts: 17,399
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dear joeri,
please hold me close and never let go. yours sincerely, |
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04-09-2017, 06:46 AM | #8315 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
Posts: 36,902
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04-09-2017, 06:51 AM | #8316 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,218
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Those bros look fresh.
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04-09-2017, 06:56 AM | #8317 | |
Braindead
Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS
Posts: 17,399
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04-09-2017, 07:00 AM | #8318 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
Posts: 36,902
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YES!! YES!! YES!! I FORGOT! I DID NOT FORGET! NEVER FORGET! I NEVER DID! I NEVER SAID SUCH A THING! I WAS NEVER ON NETPHORIA!
yes i fully remember and you are fully welcome and that is fully the reason why i asked! |
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04-09-2017, 07:08 AM | #8319 |
Braindead
Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS
Posts: 17,399
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THAT'S AWESOME OF YOU, THANKS
OH SORRY MY CAPS WAS ON THIS IS JUST MY NATURAL SPEECH LOL! *SOBS* LOL! |
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04-09-2017, 07:13 AM | #8320 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,218
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Your all caps was on
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04-09-2017, 07:39 AM | #8321 | |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: all over the Internet
Posts: 44,548
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Quote:
one time i lost my phone and my friends and i called it until when it rang it just went to voicemail and i thought it was gone forever. but i called it again and somehow it rang, but when it went to voicemail there was a young man's voice saying 'Hey, this is David's phone now, so if you're looking for ****** or whatever, she don't have this number no more' I left a message saying, "David, this is ******. This is not your phone, you little liar." or something along those lines. I was able to find different numbers he had called through phone records and I called them all asking about David until one of the numbers turned out to be his home phone. I told his mom what he did and then a few minutes later David texted from my phone saying he would give it back and it was one of his friends who had it pretending to be him. |
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04-09-2017, 07:46 AM | #8322 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: all over the Internet
Posts: 44,548
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shouldn't have stolen my razr, y0!
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04-09-2017, 09:50 AM | #8323 |
Socialphobic
Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria
Posts: 12,467
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So, it used to be that you were in Israel and I was in Australia, now you are in Shanghai and I will be in Singapore coincidence I think not
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04-09-2017, 10:52 AM | #8324 |
Socialphobic
Location: Away
Posts: 11,398
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Welcome back teh b0lly!!1
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04-09-2017, 11:03 AM | #8325 |
Banned
Location: somerville, nj
Posts: 23,382
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04-09-2017, 11:09 AM | #8326 |
Braindead
Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS
Posts: 17,399
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04-09-2017, 11:26 AM | #8327 |
Socialphobic
Location: Away
Posts: 11,398
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I woke up this morning to find empty bottles of beer on the floor... I don't remember bringing any of these home, or even drinking here.
I'll blame the ghost. |
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04-09-2017, 11:27 AM | #8328 |
Socialphobic
Location: Away
Posts: 11,398
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Kicking an empty beer bottle as my first step out of bed was slightly alarming though, not gonna lie.
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04-09-2017, 11:34 AM | #8329 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
Posts: 36,902
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sorry, i must have left them there after breaking into your appartment. nice appartment by the way.
i totally did not film you while sleeping and broadcast it, also. |
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04-09-2017, 11:37 AM | #8330 |
Socialphobic
Location: Away
Posts: 11,398
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Twilight taught me people breaking into my house and watching me in my sleep is romantic.
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04-09-2017, 11:55 AM | #8331 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
Posts: 36,902
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Yes and broadcasting it on the dark web too!
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04-09-2017, 12:00 PM | #8332 |
Socialphobic
Location: Away
Posts: 11,398
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But you told me the red light meant the camera was on standby!
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04-09-2017, 06:23 PM | #8333 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
Posts: 36,902
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that was your cousin?
now i feel dirty. |
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04-09-2017, 06:44 PM | #8334 |
Socialphobic
Location: Away
Posts: 11,398
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Was he a centenary vampire?
That would be super creepy if he wasn't. |
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04-09-2017, 06:52 PM | #8335 | |
Minion of Satan
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
Posts: 7,747
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Quote:
The only risk to this surefire solution is that you might have to do it again tomorrow morning |
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04-09-2017, 07:44 PM | #8336 |
Minion of Satan
Posts: 6,781
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What kind of lighting conditions are people sleeping in that they may be viewed from some bedside seating arrangement?
You'd need to eat an entire carrot farm to see me at my most vulnerable. |
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04-09-2017, 07:46 PM | #8337 |
Socialphobic
Location: Away
Posts: 11,398
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I always have a faint light on otherwise I can't sleep.
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04-09-2017, 07:50 PM | #8338 | |
Braindead
Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS
Posts: 17,399
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Quote:
http://topics.info.com/image/400x200...ion_goggle.jpg |
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04-09-2017, 07:58 PM | #8339 |
Braindead
Posts: 18,608
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I slept through my alarm this morning. But I dreamed that I was watching My Bloody Valentine playing Blown a Wish live so that was cool. It was only when it repeated that I realised I was dreaming and woke up.
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04-09-2017, 08:05 PM | #8340 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,218
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Yo yo check this line out from the Gita. The Bhagavad Gita.
"Bound by a hundred snares of hope..." Pretty intense huh |
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