Friday/Saturday drunk or otherwise thread

[cork_soaker]

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[cork_soaker]

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[buzzard]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

I'm drinking a malbec rn!

It'd better be from Mendoza and not some Maynard-stomped swill from Arizona or some shit.

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by buzzard

It'd better be from Mendoza and not some Maynard-stomped swill from Arizona or some shit.

it certainly is from mendoza. it's a cheap bottle of alamos. I'm not a big wine drinker and with reds especially I usually wind up wishing it was a beer, but I recently discovered I really enjoy a tasty malbec

[Ram27]

i like wine cause it makes me feel classier than i actually am

[LaBelle]

Wine is very good.
Tequila is still my fave overall tho.

[FoolofaTook]

I know nothing about wine (obviously). I just like it.

So I drank a bottle. And broke down and smoked two little bowls totaling four hits.


Day 1 no weed.

[buzzard]

When's the big test?

I've got a line on some clean urine at $16.50/mL.

[FoolofaTook]

No test. I quit.

But thanks for the generous offer. Do you accept foodstamps?

[ilikeplanets]

Relapses are so aggravating. Been there. Still smoking both weed and cigs -_- Could be way worse

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

I know nothing about wine (obviously). I just like it.

So I drank a bottle. And broke down and smoked two little bowls totaling four hits.


Day 1 no weed.

flush your stash?

[FoolofaTook]

I'll quit tomorrow. I swear.

Heh.

[FoolofaTook]

I have to go back to Goodwill to complete some paperwork in order to get my check. o god.

Fuck

[LaBelle]

Wait, you quit the job you were quitting the other job for?

I'm confused and obviously too lazy to actually look it up.

[buzzard]

To beat one addiction, you must replace it with another.

Start dealing and you may become hooked on profit.

[FoolofaTook]

No I quit the job I had. Which will probably make it impossible to get the new one.

I am a fool and my coworkers easily broke me down.

[Ram27]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

I have to go back to Goodwill to complete some paperwork in order to get my check. o god.

Fuck

ah man. just get high as fuck before going in. it'll be cool

[FoolofaTook]

That would make it infinitely worse.

[FoolofaTook]

It was the wine that did it.. Thanks for the advice Ram.

[redbreegull]

Took how did these people find out about the shit they were harassing you over?

[FoolofaTook]

Dana the daughter of my xcoworker at the quality inn.

it was stupid to apply there. i never stood a chance. she's been there six years is best friends with the second in command etc.

[FoolofaTook]

She made up a bunch of shit too. Like me doing hard drugs (heroin and meth lololol) and me being gay (not the first nor the last time heh).

[teh b0lly!!1]

[FoolofaTook]

It's ok. I'll find another job. I have no record anymore.

[Ram27]

good luck dude

the world is full of possibilities

[buzzard]

Have you ever considered looking up the symptoms of bullying-induced trauma and spinning the entire thing into a courtroom windfall?

[FoolofaTook]

Nah that's snitchin' yo.

[FoolofaTook]

Tomorrow I will take all the blame and apologize to that maggot.

They all expect me to snitch I'm sure.

[teh b0lly!!1]

Originally Posted by cork_soaker

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have you tried nailing Jellybelly on the drums and trying again?

[Ram27]

motherfuck yeah

this isn't a joke post or whatever: there are very few things better feeling in the world than nailing jellyb on the drums