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07-03-2018, 07:06 AM | #1 |
Socialphobic
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I'm not being honest. I'm just being mean.
I have a penis.
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07-03-2018, 07:16 AM | #2 |
Socialphobic
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Is pennis errect?
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07-03-2018, 07:19 AM | #3 |
Socialphobic
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That's kind of a hard question to answer.
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07-03-2018, 07:20 AM | #4 |
Socialphobic
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If it’s in between you can just call it a semi. Not that hard.
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07-03-2018, 07:23 AM | #5 |
Braindead
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07-03-2018, 07:23 AM | #6 |
Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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I think perhaps you're going soft on me.
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07-03-2018, 07:26 AM | #7 |
Socialphobic
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I have 10
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07-03-2018, 07:35 AM | #8 |
Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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Strapon; it's gonna be a long thread.
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07-03-2018, 09:03 AM | #9 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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when i was in serbia i saw lots of posters of djokovic with fists raised doing pelvic thrusts.
i loled a bit and ermed a bit too. |
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07-03-2018, 09:05 AM | #10 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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07-03-2018, 09:50 AM | #11 |
Braindead
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07-03-2018, 10:01 AM | #12 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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just leave the poor man's foreskin intact.
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07-03-2018, 12:38 PM | #13 |
Socialphobic
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07-03-2018, 12:40 PM | #14 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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today while i was going down into hezekiah's tunnel, I passed this thing called Warren's Shaft.
LOL SHAFT |
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07-03-2018, 04:49 PM | #15 |
Braindead
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07-03-2018, 05:10 PM | #16 |
Minion of Satan
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07-03-2018, 05:20 PM | #17 |
Socialphobic
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07-03-2018, 07:03 PM | #18 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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ah, there's the rub
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07-03-2018, 07:22 PM | #19 |
Socialphobic
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I don't think this conversation really needs to be out in pubic like this.
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07-03-2018, 07:47 PM | #20 |
Minion of Satan
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
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Mmmm pubes
Such an awful lovely word Lately me and my ppl been coin the affliction “pube rot,” as in “sorry im just cranky cause of the pube rot” or “smells like Fing pube rot in here” or “gosh it’s so hot i caught the pube rot outside” |
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07-03-2018, 07:50 PM | #21 |
Minion of Satan
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i'm going to have a drink at the pube!
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07-03-2018, 08:42 PM | #22 |
Minion of Satan
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Quick let’s get this to 4 pages
Post your favorite farts |
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07-03-2018, 08:43 PM | #23 |
Minion of Satan
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07-03-2018, 09:08 PM | #24 |
Braindead
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glad this thread has turned into a Members Club
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07-03-2018, 09:45 PM | #25 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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pube rot exists in south florida. or as it is more commonly called here, crotch rot
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07-03-2018, 10:13 PM | #26 |
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07-03-2018, 10:26 PM | #27 | |
Minion of Satan
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Quote:
Round here https://thenypost.files.wordpress.co...6&h=820&crop=1 I been hearing about that swamp ass, sometimes |
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07-03-2018, 10:30 PM | #28 |
Minion of Satan
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
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Pube rot we picture not necessarily to be related to swamp ass, or that special mixture of sweat, musk, dew, taintcreams, cunts, butts, shit, lipps, dicks or scroteholes, to which, combined with summertime, most drs ascribe the causation of swamp ass or, if you will, crotch rot
Pube rot is more like your actual hairs are consumed by a festering special purple/yellow rot that may could be sentient |
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07-03-2018, 10:45 PM | #29 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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crotch rot, afaik, is the same as jock itch AKA fungal infection (tinea cruris) but i'm not an expert. i will admit i had it once and the powder spray on stuff saved my damn life. that shit hurt so much, skin was broken and weeping etc.
before i tried the lotramin i made the mistake of trying gold bond spray and it was one of the most painful things of my entire life. don't put gold bond on broken skin. this will become valuable information as we all become old Last edited by reprise85 : 07-03-2018 at 10:50 PM. |
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07-03-2018, 10:49 PM | #30 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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