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12-01-2020, 12:33 PM | #1 |
Minion of Satan
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Will Cyr shart?
I am thinking that this will be the first SP album not to make even the Shartboard 200.
Or at least, if it does, it will be sub-100 for the first time since Gish. From Shartboard: Mellon Collie And The Infinite Sadness Peaked when u sharted your Jean shorts to Jellybelly on 11.11.1995 Adore Peaked when your mom walked in while u we’re having touchy time to yourself to daphne descends and u sharted in shame/shock on 6.20.1998 Zeitgeist Peaked when it caused 1fatslug’s cat to kill herself, sharting at the last, on 7.28.2007 Machina/The Machines Of God Peaked when the sound of crunchy shart atop smooth buttery shart came out of your speakers on 3.18.2000 Oceania Peaked when Mike Byrne sharted when big willie called to offer him the scam on 7.7.2012 Pisces Iscariot Peaked when james accidentally sharted during the photoshoot depicted in the artwork on 10.22.1994 Siamese Dream Peaked when jimmy sharted upon awakening with a start and realizing he was in a strange place and also blind on 8.14.1993 {Rotten Apples} Greatest Hits Peaked when your little sister sharted at senior prom on 12.8.2001 Monuments To An Elegy Peaked when your mom confessed to you that she sharted at the moment of your birth on 12.27.2014 The Aeroplane Flies High Peaked when the aeroplane turned left, looked right, and then (u guessed it) sharted on a whale on 12.14.1996 SHINY AND OH SO BRIGHT, VOL. 1 / LP: NO PAST. NO FUTURE. NO SUN. Peaked when big willie sharted in his pope outfit but went out there anyway and gave em hell b/c he didn’t start a band to be anybody’s little bitch, he started a band to kick your fucking head in on 12.1.2018 Gish Peaked when your older brother sharted in his trunks while tripping LSD at the neighbors pool party 12.17.2011 Cyr ......will it shart |
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12-01-2020, 12:51 PM | #2 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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I actually sharted myself in Konya. I was on the bed (where I spent most of the last three months, it was wonderful), working on something and I thought I had a massive fart coming up but instead I loosened a shit stream into my boxers. I quickly ran into the shower so it didn't get on my pjs or the bed or anything but still. It was heavy, you know.
After that I kept on having diarrhea for like two days and this weird night when I couldn't sleep from aches and chills and shit. Was it a mild case of COVID-19? Food poisoning? Too much drinking? We may never really know. |
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12-01-2020, 01:37 PM | #3 |
Minion of Satan
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Nice anecdote, wicked shartplay
So u didn’t leak any on the bedsheets despite your heavy flow. That’s some quick footwork |
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12-01-2020, 01:40 PM | #4 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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Animal instinct took over. I went straight into flight mode.
After all, it's not every day I shit myself. |
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12-01-2020, 01:46 PM | #5 |
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does billy still hate animal collective?
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12-02-2020, 01:50 PM | #6 |
Minion of Satan
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Did it shart yet
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12-02-2020, 01:51 PM | #7 |
Minion of Satan
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not in these ears!
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12-02-2020, 01:51 PM | #8 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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12-02-2020, 05:21 PM | #9 |
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Why is this a thread? We already know it sharted. Lame
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12-04-2020, 03:38 AM | #10 |
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ADAM SANDLER SHARTS IN YOUR MOUTH, EARS AND EYES, RATED RRRRRRR FOR PIRATES CAUSE FUCK YOU
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12-04-2020, 03:43 AM | #11 |
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I did shart on the floor in 2017 when I got norovirus. I thought I was going to shart myself to death, I just could not stop peeing out of my ass constantly. I thought I had ebola and was going to die of sharting. Constantly going back to bed then getting up to shart again. Ass bloody and raw from sharting and wiping and sharting and wiping. I started rubbing coconut oil in and around my ass hole, and yes I did my best to wash my hands and wipe my bloody sharty shart hole, but some sesame seeds from my shart did end up in the coconut oil, which is a solid at standard temperature and pressure. This unholy substance was the only relief from the infinite shart/bleed/repeat loop.
If Cyr sharts I hope it has coconut oil and makes it to the bathroom without pooing on the floor |
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12-04-2020, 03:51 AM | #12 |
Minion of Satan
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Today on threads that did not need bumping
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12-04-2020, 05:26 AM | #13 |
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12-04-2020, 08:25 PM | #14 |
Minion of Satan
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Will Paul Blart shart when Cyr charts after being rereleased with Will Smith art?
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12-04-2020, 08:28 PM | #15 | |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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Quote:
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12-05-2020, 09:21 AM | #16 |
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This made my laugh, thanks.
Yes ihaguitar has returned. |
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12-08-2020, 03:37 AM | #17 |
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Number 86. I think we have a shart, folks!
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12-08-2020, 06:04 AM | #18 |
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86. How ironic.
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12-08-2020, 10:42 AM | #19 |
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12-08-2020, 04:57 PM | #20 |
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