$40 seems expensive for a blowjob - Page 4

slunken · 01-02-2015, 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

lol bet u weren't trying to buy a guitar pedal.

honest mom i thought i was

yo soy el mejor · 01-02-2015, 11:47 PM

i'm not mad, just grossed out

slunken · 01-02-2015, 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

yeah i was gettin toby vibes,

it's not entirely toby's fault. there was once a period in time when nailing hookers on new years' was perceived as the most amazing thing you could be doing.

Trotskilicious · 01-02-2015, 11:48 PM

well yeah but toby was 30

slunken · 01-02-2015, 11:49 PM

this was my first time venturing off of the "for sale" section of craigslist. they should have a sort by owner or dealer option when it comes to the classifieds as well.

slunken · 01-02-2015, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

well yeah but toby was 30

well then god rest his soul for steadfastness

Dogfighter28 · 01-02-2015, 11:50 PM

My airbnb host found a towel you could literally crack in half left by her next tenants. It was caked in semen. They were also staying with their parents in the house and it was the girls 21st birthday

Who are these people man

slunken · 01-02-2015, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dogfighter28

My airbnb host

another thing i don't understand is all this sex trade code

yo soy el mejor · 01-02-2015, 11:52 PM

dudes all talk like they do things all other dudes too to justify it or whatever. it's like. you're a unique dude. all dudes are unique in their own little way. some way more unique than others.

slunken · 01-02-2015, 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

dudes all talk like they do things all other dudes too to justify it or whatever. it's like. you're a unique dude. all dudes are unique in their own little way. some way more unique than others.

whereas with chicks its all about shopping and makeup

slunken · 01-02-2015, 11:55 PM

i was in line at walgreens today and this couple was behind me and the girl is like "oh look at this wouldn't i look cute with this" and the guy just gos "no."

i had to turn around to catch a glimpse of that action

Trotskilicious · 01-02-2015, 11:56 PM

pizzaolio 4 lief

Dogfighter28 · 01-02-2015, 11:57 PM

Maybe the towel was used to clean up an aioli spill

slunken · 01-02-2015, 11:57 PM

gyros with sneaky sauce

slunken · 01-03-2015, 12:14 AM

iirc i might as well also clarify - for those listening to the voccarroo posts scattered here and there - that i do not have a speech or learning disability. at least i don't think i do.

slunken · 01-03-2015, 12:15 AM

i am truly a virgo however, everything in my profile is true

slunken · 01-03-2015, 12:15 AM

i could do howie mandell's job better than he can

The exploding boy · 01-03-2015, 12:27 AM

nothing wrong with reading cl personals for entertainment.

Once, some years back, me and gf were bored and appalled at the shitty guys with dick pics and made a fake email account and pretended to be some college girl and lured like 10 men to the food court of a downtown mall that was 5 mins walk away. Then we just sat there and watched the guys (who had all sent pics) waste their time all looking for a girl that didn't exist (we used the pic of a girl we knew but didn't like..its ok she lives in america, no one who actually knew her would have seen this) because what else could we do? Then received loads of mails from angry douchebags then shared their emails publicly on CL (some had admitted being in relationships). One of them mailed that address for months still not getting it and expecting sex. It's the kind of shit you do when you're pathetic and don't have a job. Pointless.... but still kinda worth it.

I remember one hipster being very angry to have missed a vegan potluck for this, and a bro that had asked if his friend could come too...we did see those two guys at the food court. I'm gonna guess they were secretly gay for each other but hoped to facilitate their unavowed feelings for each other by having sex with a girl together. Or something.

Trotskilicious · 01-03-2015, 12:32 AM

let me guess the picture you used was someone who used to post here

The exploding boy · 01-03-2015, 12:34 AM

Nah. That was like 5 years ago. this forum was just a distant thought in my mind then. It was a philly acquaintance of hers i didn't know much. But she was a pretty horrible person.

slunken · 01-03-2015, 01:03 AM

yo soy el mejor · 01-04-2015, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slunken

whereas with chicks its all about shopping and makeup

karate. boys. makeup. shopping. s'all i need.

The exploding boy · 01-05-2015, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

karate.

You're the best around, nothing is ever gonna keep you down.

(see what i did there....)

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01-02-2015, 11:47 PM	#92
yo soy el mejor Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: all over the Internet Posts: 44,548	i'm not mad, just grossed out

01-02-2015, 11:48 PM	#94
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	well yeah but toby was 30

01-02-2015, 11:49 PM	#95
slunken Virgo Posts: 42,781	this was my first time venturing off of the "for sale" section of craigslist. they should have a sort by owner or dealer option when it comes to the classifieds as well.

01-02-2015, 11:50 PM	#97
Dogfighter28 ILL KILL UR DOG Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 11,480	My airbnb host found a towel you could literally crack in half left by her next tenants. It was caked in semen. They were also staying with their parents in the house and it was the girls 21st birthday Who are these people man

01-02-2015, 11:52 PM	#99
yo soy el mejor Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: all over the Internet Posts: 44,548	dudes all talk like they do things all other dudes too to justify it or whatever. it's like. you're a unique dude. all dudes are unique in their own little way. some way more unique than others.

01-02-2015, 11:55 PM	#101
slunken Virgo Posts: 42,781	i was in line at walgreens today and this couple was behind me and the girl is like "oh look at this wouldn't i look cute with this" and the guy just gos "no." i had to turn around to catch a glimpse of that action

01-02-2015, 11:56 PM	#102
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	pizzaolio 4 lief

01-02-2015, 11:57 PM	#103
Dogfighter28 ILL KILL UR DOG Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 11,480	Maybe the towel was used to clean up an aioli spill

01-02-2015, 11:57 PM	#104
slunken Virgo Posts: 42,781	gyros with sneaky sauce

01-03-2015, 12:14 AM	#105
slunken Virgo Posts: 42,781	iirc i might as well also clarify - for those listening to the voccarroo posts scattered here and there - that i do not have a speech or learning disability. at least i don't think i do.

01-03-2015, 12:15 AM	#106
slunken Virgo Posts: 42,781	i am truly a virgo however, everything in my profile is true

01-03-2015, 12:15 AM	#107
slunken Virgo Posts: 42,781	i could do howie mandell's job better than he can

01-03-2015, 12:27 AM	#108
The exploding boy Minion of Satan Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..." Posts: 7,765	nothing wrong with reading cl personals for entertainment. Once, some years back, me and gf were bored and appalled at the shitty guys with dick pics and made a fake email account and pretended to be some college girl and lured like 10 men to the food court of a downtown mall that was 5 mins walk away. Then we just sat there and watched the guys (who had all sent pics) waste their time all looking for a girl that didn't exist (we used the pic of a girl we knew but didn't like..its ok she lives in america, no one who actually knew her would have seen this) because what else could we do? Then received loads of mails from angry douchebags then shared their emails publicly on CL (some had admitted being in relationships). One of them mailed that address for months still not getting it and expecting sex. It's the kind of shit you do when you're pathetic and don't have a job. Pointless.... but still kinda worth it. I remember one hipster being very angry to have missed a vegan potluck for this, and a bro that had asked if his friend could come too...we did see those two guys at the food court. I'm gonna guess they were secretly gay for each other but hoped to facilitate their unavowed feelings for each other by having sex with a girl together. Or something.

01-03-2015, 12:32 AM	#109
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	let me guess the picture you used was someone who used to post here

01-03-2015, 12:34 AM	#110
The exploding boy Minion of Satan Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..." Posts: 7,765	Nah. That was like 5 years ago. this forum was just a distant thought in my mind then. It was a philly acquaintance of hers i didn't know much. But she was a pretty horrible person.