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Old 01-29-2017, 01:01 AM   #1
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Old 01-29-2017, 01:02 AM   #2
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Also that scrawny little creepy fuck friend of Cameron's. At least your posts have improved. Many happy returns

 
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Old 01-29-2017, 03:09 AM   #3
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I'll just go again.

 
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Old 01-29-2017, 04:44 AM   #4
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Old 01-29-2017, 05:45 AM   #5
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Happy burfday, scotty!

 
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Old 01-29-2017, 07:27 AM   #6
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Happy Birthday. A birthday message especially for you.


 
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Old 01-29-2017, 07:58 AM   #7
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wtf? Very offensive.

HBD Scott!

 
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Old 01-29-2017, 10:37 AM   #8
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water!

 
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Old 01-29-2017, 10:38 AM   #9
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i'm going to celebrate today by going into the office and working for 6 hours

 
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Old 01-29-2017, 06:16 PM   #10
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Festive working

 
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Old 01-29-2017, 06:25 PM   #11
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Would a person living solely off of water really be that much healthier than a person living solely off of cake? It seems like they would both be about the same amount of dead.

And if you've gotta go, go out with frosting.

 
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Old 01-29-2017, 06:31 PM   #12
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It really doesn't matter if you do things right you can have both and still look great.
Or as great as you are comfortable looking.

Life is more than either/or scenarios.

 
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Old 01-29-2017, 06:52 PM   #13
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many happy returns and hope you are doing some drinking with a LOT of professional cyclists (with whom you are friends)

 
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Old 01-29-2017, 07:30 PM   #14
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Would a person living solely off of water really be that much healthier than a person living solely off of cake?
you are assuming that skinny=healthy.

 
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Old 01-29-2017, 08:08 PM   #15
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It was a joke guise. I tried searching for pro ana thinspo birthday cake images but there was nothing. I guess the anas have no energy to make memes like that or else end up abandoning the task and self flagellating after the guilt washes over them, for having looked at a picture of cake for more than a few seconds.

So I posted this one instead.

 
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Old 01-29-2017, 08:11 PM   #16
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Old 01-29-2017, 08:18 PM   #17
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If christopher lloyd and jimmy chamberlin got into the fly teleporter together.

 
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Old 01-29-2017, 08:24 PM   #18
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that pic

a friend of mine has dozens of pics like that of me from the past two decades. they're all taken at parties, weddings (like that one). And I'm pretty much doing the same thing in every photo.

 
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Old 01-29-2017, 08:24 PM   #19
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nice avatar belle!

 
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Old 01-29-2017, 09:24 PM   #20
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Old 01-30-2017, 04:58 AM   #21
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nice avatar belle!
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Old 01-30-2017, 05:01 AM   #22
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happy birthday scotty can you give me some money

 
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Old 01-30-2017, 06:47 AM   #23
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It really doesn't matter if you do things right you can have both and still look great.
Or as great as you are comfortable looking.

Life is more than either/or scenarios.
We gotta summon FoolofaTook so that thing can happen where he becomes acquainted with a new term and starts seeing it everywhere.

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you are assuming that skinny=healthy.
I find it difficult to distinguish between healthy corpses and ill corpses. Neither seemed to running a fever, though, so that's reassuring.

 
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Old 01-30-2017, 07:15 AM   #24
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shut the fuck up, scotty!

 
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Old 01-30-2017, 07:24 AM   #25
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And it took 25 posts... that's gotta be a new record.

 
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Old 01-30-2017, 09:16 AM   #26
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I find it difficult to distinguish between healthy corpses and ill corpses. Neither seemed to running a fever, though, so that's reassuring.
that picture given in that context made you wonder if a person living solely off of water could really be that much healthier than a person living solely off of cake.

don't make cutesy jokes at me!

 
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Old 01-30-2017, 10:07 AM   #27
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happy birthday scotty can you give me some money
How much and which currency?

 
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Old 01-30-2017, 06:47 PM   #28
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I first I tought hekinda looked like Clinton Kelly here, but then I Google Imaged Clinton Kelly and realized that he doesn't really look like how I remembered him looking. Any resemblance is minimal, but I'll post this, anyway.



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that picture given in that context made you wonder if a person living solely off of water could really be that much healthier than a person living solely off of cake.

don't make cutesy jokes at me!
But I can't help being cute. It's a legitimate condition.

 
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Old 01-30-2017, 06:54 PM   #29
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Seriously, I remembered Kelly as being scrawnier. Like, one of those guys with a narrow neck that makes his Adam's apple bulge. I even Googled pictures of him from the past (I couldn't find any from the future in the first place, but I mean the further past) to check if he just beefed up since I last watched the show he co-hosted. Nope, he has always been a man of fairly average build (well, not always... he was once pretty small for the average man's build, but he made up for that in being close to the average baby's build. He's always close to something's average.).

 
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Old 01-30-2017, 06:56 PM   #30
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He's a lot leaner in the Berenstein universe that we left against our will.

 
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