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[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by cork_soaker

steel horse

Pees in bottles when not close enough to a toilet.

[myosis]

has never and will never buy shoes online

[LaBelle]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

Does not own high heels; does not plan to own high heels.

Wrong, I own a few pairs for the few times a year I have to masquerade as a regular person.

I don't like wearing them, though.

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by myosis

has never and will never buy shoes online

Keeps receipts. Has a drawer full of receipts.

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by LaBelle

Wrong, I own a few pairs for the few times a year I have to masquerade as a regular person.

I don't like wearing them, though.

Sometimes buys box wine and feels self-conscious about it.

[myosis]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

Keeps receipts. Has a drawer full of receipts.

finally, someone at least close to the truth

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

Talks to her animals and responds for them using peculiar voices and accents.

Yes both Mike and I do this.
Ralph was slightly sarcastic but more matter of fact about weird stuff he did
Tie was really mischievous and did bad stuff because he thought it was fun
Nougat is incredibly sarcastic and always says how big/tough she is even though she's like 7 lbs and looks like the cutiest
Fig is funny asks dumb questions
Clover and Victoria are pleasant and sweet and only know "hewwo" and "good mowning"

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

Does not own high heels; does not plan to own high heels.

This is also me

[myosis]

i like to give voices to other people's pets, but not to respond to what i tell them... merely to have them comment what they're doing.

[ohnoitsbonnie]

"What u doing, Victoria" "Nothing"

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Originally Posted by myosis

i like to give voices to other people's pets, but not to respond to what i tell them... merely to have them comment what they're doing.

Loves pop music secretly

[reprise85]

used to believe in folk remedies

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by reprise85

used to believe in folk remedies

secretly entertains hilarious put-downs for stupid people she encounters all the time but is too kind to ever express them

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Not really but I have a general mistrust of medications. I think some "herbal" concoctions can be good/neutral too, like Echinacea or tea tree oil

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

secretly entertains hilarious put-downs for stupid people she encounters all the time but is too kind to ever express them

true sometimes. happens about once a week. maybe more often on a particularly bad workday.

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by reprise85

true sometimes. happens about once a week. maybe more often on a particularly bad workday.

Still owns a pair of oversized bright red pants with zippers all over them that were purchased at Hop Topic 15 years ago. Keeps them in the closet, can't part with them for some strange reason.

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

Not really but I have a general mistrust of medications. I think some "herbal" concoctions can be good/neutral too, like Echinacea or tea tree oil

Hasn't played Mario Kart in a week or so.

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

secretly entertains hilarious put-downs for stupid people she encounters all the time but is too kind to ever express them

Will eat everything but the crust on a pizza and leave the abandoned crusts in the box.

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

Still owns a pair of oversized bright red pants with zippers all over them that were purchased at Hop Topic 15 years ago. Keeps them in the closet, can't part with them for some strange reason.

nope

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

Still owns a pair of oversized bright red pants with zippers all over them that were purchased at Hop Topic 15 years ago. Keeps them in the closet, can't part with them for some strange reason.

has dyed his hair a "wacky" color like purple or blue

[LaBelle]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

Sometimes buys box wine and feels self-conscious about it.

No. I never buy wine myself, not a big fan.

[Trotskilicious]

only drinks lager or certain cocktails, like vodka sours

[reprise85]

has shaved his toes

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by reprise85

has dyed his hair a "wacky" color like purple or blue

Nope, never. The only regrettable things I've done to my hair is a rat-tail when I was 7 and a bowl cut when I was 11.

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

only drinks lager or certain cocktails, like vodka sours

Has picked food off of customers' plates before it goes out to them, will do it again, does not give a fuck.

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by LaBelle

No. I never buy wine myself, not a big fan.

Once blamed her farts on a nearby animal

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by reprise85

has shaved his toes

This reminds me and also no one cares, but my ex-wife once plucked this really gnarly two-inch hair out of the bottom of my big toe. Hair never grows there, has never grown since. Just that one weird fucking hair.

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by reprise85

nope

Doesn't like seafood

[LaBelle]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

only drinks lager or certain cocktails, like vodka sours

Nope. I usually just have whatever cheapo beer is available.

I do like me some cocktails tho, mojitos quickly became my favorite.

[LaBelle]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

Once blamed her farts on a nearby animal

What? No, I own up to my work.