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Old 12-21-2007, 11:13 PM   #1
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Thumbs down Netphoria, I am retarded.

Today I went bra shopping before work and bought a couple front-clasp bras on a whim since they were cheap and in my size. So, I get home to try them on and I couldn't get the clasp open. I was seriously fiddling with it like it was a fucking Rubik's Cube for the better part of twenty minutes, brow furrowed in heavy concentration. Finally, with my fingers all red from trying to force it open but also not damage it, I got it open and it's like the easiest fucking thing ever.


 
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:13 PM   #2
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In the good news department, it does wonders for my jubblies.

 
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:14 PM   #3
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pics or no one will believe you

 
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:15 PM   #4
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well, how DOES it open?

 
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:16 PM   #5
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I would never post my boobs on here ever. I just mainly felt accomplished for finally getting that fucker open. I stuck with it and prevailed, that is the lesson to be learned here.

 
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:17 PM   #6
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this is windfucker

 
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:18 PM   #7
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i seem to remember that they are quite spectacular

 
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:18 PM   #8
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well, how DOES it open?
It's a matter of sliding a little bar down and out. I was trying to get it out by just pulling sideways. I even got a pair of scissors to try to pry the little bar in the completely wrong direction.

 
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:18 PM   #9
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this is windfucker
My sources tell me that windfucker is Rarely.

 
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:20 PM   #10
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It's a matter of sliding a little bar down and out. I was trying to get it out by just pulling sideways. I even got a pair of scissors to try to pry the little bar in the completely wrong direction.
Thanks. This info will come in handy later.



Wait . . .

 
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:20 PM   #11
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i seem to remember that windfucker is mayfucks username on hipinion

 
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:21 PM   #12
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Thanks. This info will come in handy later.



Wait . . .

Hey man, you never know. It will be one of those useless bits of information you unknowingly collect over the years and then one day it comes in handy.

Or not.

 
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:22 PM   #13
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ah, so.

 
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:22 PM   #14
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i seem to remember that windfucker is mayfucks username on hipinion
Shhhhhhh!

 
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:23 PM   #15
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could you discuss your boobs a bit more pale blue eyes?

 
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:24 PM   #16
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I have two of them and they are pale.

 
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:27 PM   #17
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are the nipples dark or light? when in an un-aroused state are they completely flat or do they have some elevation?

i dont really care, but in the name of science...

 
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:27 PM   #18
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pale and blue

 
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:28 PM   #19
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i dont know what you were expecting with this thread. bad boarders make bad decisions tho

 
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:29 PM   #20
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Today I went bra shopping


this made me feel like the place you buy your bra's at is like a place i would get my car fixed at

 
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:30 PM   #21
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i dont know what you were expecting with this thread. bad boarders make bad decisions tho
are you living proof?

 
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:30 PM   #22
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why is that, montelds?

 
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:35 PM   #23
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this made me feel like the place you buy your bra's at is like a place i would get my car fixed at
I don't think Bare Essentials does tune-ups.

 
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:36 PM   #24
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Monte's simple mind is easily amused.

 
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:39 PM   #25
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one left one right

that's how i organize 'em

 
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:40 PM   #26
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i dont know what you were expecting with this thread. bad boarders make bad decisions tho
I am sub-Tier 5, I suppose you should have known better than to click on it though.

 
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:52 PM   #27
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i hope your boobs have a merry christmas

 
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:53 PM   #28
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this made me feel like the place you buy your bra's at is like a place i would get my car fixed at
how is this at all funny

 
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:56 PM   #29
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this made me feel like the place you buy your bra's at is like a place i would get my car fixed at
i've bought a bra at a car shop before

 
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Old 12-22-2007, 12:13 AM   #30
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i bought a car at a bra shop... and boy are my arms tired.

 
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