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Old 12-21-2007, 07:11 PM   #1
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Default Come sit on Nimrod's lap and tell him what you want for Christmas

Ladies only.

 
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Old 12-21-2007, 07:34 PM   #2
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i want a bryston pre-amp with a macintosh tube power amp

 
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Old 12-21-2007, 08:25 PM   #3
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a new computer.

 
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Old 12-21-2007, 08:33 PM   #4
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an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!

 
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Old 12-21-2007, 08:41 PM   #5
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i want this not to happen.

Jamie Oliver, a favorite of many Food Network lovers, will be returning "home" with his new show to air in January. Probably most famous for his show The Naked Chef, Jamie's new show will be called Jamie at Home.

 
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Old 12-21-2007, 08:43 PM   #6
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i also want shana back.

http://www.cardplayer.com/poker-news...in-on-new-year

 
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Old 12-21-2007, 08:45 PM   #7
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i want world peace and the end of world hunger

 
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Old 12-21-2007, 08:58 PM   #8
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i want world peace and the end of world hunger
you're asking the wrong Santa

 
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:55 PM   #9
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a new computer for suzaphone.... who else?

 
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Old 12-22-2007, 12:20 AM   #10
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http://www.popho.com/images/general/esurance01.gif

i want my girlfriend to wear the pink wig.

 
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Old 12-22-2007, 12:22 AM   #11
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Can you beat up the guy who dumped me today?

 
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Old 12-22-2007, 12:28 AM   #12
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a ponyride

 
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Old 12-22-2007, 12:29 AM   #13
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Can you beat up the guy who dumped me today?

WHAT!!! I'll beat him up!

 
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Old 12-22-2007, 12:37 AM   #14
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a big dick

 
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Old 12-22-2007, 12:38 AM   #15
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apparently, small penises are harder, which is a big advantage

 
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Old 12-22-2007, 12:43 AM   #16
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no way... a dick feels best if its a little soft and jiggly.

 
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Old 12-22-2007, 12:45 AM   #17
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ok

 
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Old 12-22-2007, 12:54 AM   #18
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i want another anus on the palm of my right hand

 
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Old 12-22-2007, 12:59 AM   #19
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WHAT!!! I'll beat him up!
In 5 days I'll be in Athens. All is well.

 
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Old 12-22-2007, 02:29 AM   #20
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your dick up my ass

 
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Old 12-22-2007, 01:48 PM   #21
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absolutely i will

 
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Old 12-22-2007, 11:39 PM   #22
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a black lab puppy
money for bills
non crazy man to sex up

 
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Old 12-22-2007, 11:57 PM   #23
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i want another anus on the palm of my right hand
That's genius.

I want this, too.

 
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Old 12-22-2007, 11:58 PM   #24
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You could, like, shoot poo at people you don't like all Mortal Kombat-like.

 
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Old 12-22-2007, 11:58 PM   #25
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xbox360

 
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Old 12-22-2007, 11:58 PM   #26
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Old 12-23-2007, 12:13 AM   #27
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You could, like, shoot poo at people you don't like all Mortal Kombat-like.
*contemplates a brown-robed sub zero clone*

 
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Old 12-23-2007, 02:28 PM   #28
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absolutely i will
Great, he's in Vancouver right now. Go get him.

Hell, I could probably beat him up, I'm stronger then him.

 
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