I Know What You Did Last Chat Thread

[Ram27]

wait i wonder how many posts i have

[Ram27]

oh god that's a lot

[redbreegull]

is it really

[LaBelle]

Almost got mayo sis beat.

[ilikeplanets]

A bit late but never take grammar advice from someone who consistently says "would of". Sorry Took!



My English degree was useless too though

[ilikeplanets]

There's this tutoring job open that pays $18/hour that I could probably handle but I don't have any references. I applied and everything. The owner of the franchise knows my dad and wants to hire me but none of my old professors from college are responding, because I graduated almost 6 years ago and there's no way they remember me. I'm not sure what to do about this. :/

[smashingjj]

labelle, seriously, I love you, but I will absolutely destroy you and everything you love. I am on a mission from God.

[smashingjj]

sorry, I got carried away. as you were.

[LaBelle]

Originally Posted by smashingjj

labelle, seriously, I love you, but I will absolutely destroy you and everything you love. I am on a mission from God.

God has been sending so many people after me lately.

*screams at the heavens* Get over it you big bearded bully!

[run2pee]

Originally Posted by LaBelle

Get over it you big bearded bully!

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/4b/c5/d0/4...arded-lady.jpg

[qwerty sp]

I'm sick of the cat photos

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

A bit late but never take grammar advice from someone who consistently says "would of".* Sorry Took!



My English degree was useless too though

* "would of." The period goes inside the quotation in this and most other instances.

[FoolofaTook]

Work is tough as fuck (for weakling me). Constantly on the move, unloading donations up to a hundred lbs, making pallets, moving pallets with full 4x4 wares boxes, throwing out containers half my height full of shoes (the dumpster top is higher than my head and I have to lift that shit).

And I'm kicking ass. About to complete the regular two week training in a week. Buxom Bosoms of Dejah Thoris!!!

[FoolofaTook]

YEAH

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by Run To Me

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/4b/c5/d0/4...arded-lady.jpg

Jesus-Christ-looking-motherfucker...

[ilikeplanets]

Looks like too many people I know

[LaBelle]

Haunting.

[LaBelle]

I need a quick little piece of advice. I've been torn between reading the Dark Tower books or the Song of Ice and Fire books.

I probably only have one giant series of books in me for the next 10 years, so any advice on which I should read first would be deeply appreciated.

Thanks in advance.

[buzzard]

Border Trilogy instead.

[vixnix]

I'm interested to see what others say.

I gave up on the Martin series about three chapters into the first book, and I've made repeated attempts at the Gunslinger with no success, especially because every King novel I have finished has left me feeling ripped off so it makes me hesitant to invest in a series.

People from the oboard might remember me saying that I told my husband not to ever mention in front of my friends that Stephen King was his favourite author. I was embarrassed to be in a romantic relationship with a total nerd, basically. As if I was like cooler than that or something lol. What an idiot.

But I still can't get into King, or Martin. Too many pages of (seemingly) unimportant details.

[Elphenor]

Originally Posted by LaBelle

I need a quick little piece of advice. I've been torn between reading the Dark Tower books

I prefer this series and they are very unique (Western Fantasy is too cool) and should also get an HBO series, I would watch that

there is an equal amount of your favorite characters dying but considerably less sex in Dark Tower

[Elphenor]

Ironically King's series is much more your traditional fantasy series where a gang of unlikely protagonists (a Kat-et in Midworld) have to travel a long distance and the pacing will make you feel that distance

Where as Martin's series is a Drama where the setting isn't actually that important which is why it attracts people who wouldn't ordinarily be all about dragons and shit (I'm assuming)

[MyOneAndOnly]

Originally Posted by vixnix

I'm interested to see what others say.

I gave up on the Martin series about three chapters into the first book, and I've made repeated attempts at the Gunslinger with no success, especially because every King novel I have finished has left me feeling ripped off so it makes me hesitant to invest in a series.

People from the oboard might remember me saying that I told my husband not to ever mention in front of my friends that Stephen King was his favourite author. I was embarrassed to be in a romantic relationship with a total nerd, basically. As if I was like cooler than that or something lol. What an idiot.

But I still can't get into King, or Martin. Too many pages of (seemingly) unimportant details.

i've read half a dozen King novels. I found them mildly entertaining and occasionally tedious. He's maybe the only author who's work is better annotated down to the movie format.

I respect martin for his style. But I couldn't read more than one and a half of his GOT series. Reading a 30 page description of a meal just so I can get to a tiny bit of plot drove me crazy.

[MyOneAndOnly]

i bet if you compiled all the sentences that reference or describe food in the GOT series you'd have a 700 page book

[Elphenor]

The Gunslinger is just over 200 pages not too much an investment to see if you can dig it

[Elphenor]

You'd be better served reading like Blood Meridian than a goofy King western sure but you wouldn't get wizards AND cowboys in the same book

[MyOneAndOnly]

i have no friends here i can talk to. i have a lot of friends. But when I say anything about what's going on with me they look at me like somebody died or something.

Also, I need a friend who's willing to hang out, not drink alcohol and bum me cigarettes so I don't feel like I'm actually a smoker.

[Ram27]

Originally Posted by scottytheoneand

i bet if you compiled all the sentences that reference or describe food in the GOT series you'd have a 700 page book

that's kinda why i love the series. the prose feels really immersive

[Elphenor]

when he starts going into great detail about clothing and stuff sometimes I have no idea what hes talking about skippp

I did enjoy the first book but I wasn't propelled into picking up the second

I'm reading Kafka right now

[teh b0lly!!1]

Originally Posted by scottytheoneand

i have no friends here i can talk to. i have a lot of friends. But when I say anything about what's going on with me they look at me like somebody died or something.

Also, I need a friend who's willing to hang out, not drink alcohol and bum me cigarettes so I don't feel like I'm actually a smoker.

these people are not your friends