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01-18-2019, 11:46 PM | #1 |
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Polygamy thread: share your polygamy stories
Who wants to go first?
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01-18-2019, 11:51 PM | #2 |
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It was a dark and stormy night......
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01-19-2019, 12:31 AM | #3 |
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boy can't wait for this to turn into another woman-hating tantrum that just gets google indexed next to the words "kimani shorter typology"
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01-19-2019, 12:55 AM | #4 |
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It was a dark and stormy night.........when I engaged in polygamy. Several times.
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01-19-2019, 01:02 AM | #5 |
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Nights are often dark, yes.
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01-19-2019, 01:10 AM | #6 |
Shut the fuck up!
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ban and lock
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01-19-2019, 01:24 AM | #7 |
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Once upon a time......I engaged in polygamy.
Once upon a time on a dark and stormy night....I engaged in polygamy |
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01-19-2019, 02:43 AM | #8 |
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It was a bright and clear skied day.......when I engaged in polygamy. Several times.
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01-19-2019, 03:31 AM | #9 |
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Didn't know you were married
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01-19-2019, 03:50 AM | #10 |
Minion of Satan
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What is it with Mormons and The Smashing Pumpkins, anyway?
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01-19-2019, 05:11 AM | #11 |
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01-19-2019, 05:21 AM | #12 |
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I think it’s the shared affinity for disjointed and fragmented spiritual beliefs and traditions, mixed with a firm commitment to males replacing their primary sex partners with a younger version, every 7 or 8 years.
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01-19-2019, 06:53 AM | #13 |
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01-19-2019, 11:56 AM | #14 |
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i think it's just a reference to the eternal wisdom of buzzard
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01-19-2019, 11:56 AM | #15 |
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btw, really lovin' these stories. keep 'em comin' CW!
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01-19-2019, 02:13 PM | #16 |
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01-19-2019, 04:30 PM | #17 |
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polyamory? yes. polygamy? no. Seeking Sister Wives starts this weekend! exciiiiiited
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01-19-2019, 04:31 PM | #18 |
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tomorrow in fact. will be watching.
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01-19-2019, 04:43 PM | #19 |
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Can we trust Kimani Shortpants to use words correctly? He hasn't learned all the ones for his grade level yet. He still thinks the word is "responsibleness" instead of "responsibility."
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01-19-2019, 04:44 PM | #20 |
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"Polygamy" clearly doesn't mean what he thinks it means.
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01-19-2019, 04:45 PM | #21 |
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Neither does "website traffic".
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01-19-2019, 04:46 PM | #22 |
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Or "valid psychological theory".
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01-19-2019, 04:46 PM | #23 |
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Or "decent idea for a thread".
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01-19-2019, 05:12 PM | #24 |
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Uncle Ban however is looking forward to his responsiblennesslessness.
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01-19-2019, 05:47 PM | #25 |
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bah!
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01-19-2019, 07:14 PM | #26 |
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55 wives sounds horrible.
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01-19-2019, 07:15 PM | #27 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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55 husbands tho...
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01-19-2019, 07:17 PM | #28 |
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Muhammad's wives Married
Khadija bint Khuwaylid 595–619 Sawda bint Zamʿa 619–632 Aisha bint Abi Bakr 619–632 Hafsa bint Umar 624–632 Zaynab bint Khuzayma 625–627 Hind bint Abi Umayya 625–632 Zaynab bint Jahsh 627–632 Juwayriyya bint al-Harith 628–632 Ramla bint Abi Sufyan 628–632 Rayhana bint Zayd 629–631 Safiyya bint Huyayy 629–632 Maymunah bint al-Harith 630–632 Maria al-Qibtiyya 630–632 |
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01-19-2019, 07:18 PM | #29 |
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The majority of traditional hadith sources state that Aisha was married to Muhammad at the age of six or seven, but she stayed in her parents' home until the age of nine, or ten according to Ibn Hisham, when the marriage was consummated with Muhammad, then 53, in Medina.
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01-19-2019, 07:18 PM | #30 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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"The Prophet of God"
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