Kevin Smith's wife in Playboy NSFW

strange_one · 12-03-2003, 03:13 AM

http://www.newsaskew.com/images/jen_playboy.jpg

strange_one · 12-03-2003, 03:14 AM

here is the kevin quotes that run under the photo:

Jennifer Schwalbach and Dustin Slinkard
Photography by David Hickman

"My two greatest passions are my wife, Jen, and comic books. Hence this take on the classic superhero--mortal paramour relationship taken to the next, rarely seen level. After a day of thwarting supervillains' attempts at world domination, our hero pays a rooftop visit to his favorite metropolitan-newspaper reporter to give her the scoop. After years of flirtation, suddenly their longing gets the better of them. Let's just hope for her sake that he's not always faster than a speeding bullet. That Jen plays the reporter has a sentimental significance, because we met when she did a story on me for USA Today. She was beautiful, brainy and Lois Lane--y.

Small wonder that, given my predilection for comics, this visual actually ran through my head during our interview. Considering my level of geekiness, it's a wonder I landed a wife at all."

12-03-2003, 03:15 AM

LUCKY FAT BASTARD

shaniqua · 12-03-2003, 03:33 AM

cool pic, she's nice-looking, except her hairstyle is awful. the hairstyle above the waist, i mean.

meow · 12-03-2003, 03:41 AM

FUCK YOU AND YOUR LANDING STRIP. ITS ALL OR NOTHING.

strange_one · 12-03-2003, 04:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by shaunna
the hairstyle above the waist, i mean.

if I was kevin I would be eating out that fine piece of pie as often as I could

ravenguy2000 · 12-03-2003, 08:19 AM

At first I thought it said "Kevin Smith" in Playboy.

I'm dissapointed.

ChristHimself! · 12-03-2003, 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ravenguy2000
At first I thought it said "Kevin Smith" in Playboy.

I'm dissapointed.

BeautifulLoser · 12-03-2003, 10:12 AM

That's a nice picture

The Gaddrow · 12-03-2003, 11:27 AM

The seam in her bra annoys me.

But other than that, unf.

Axis of Action · 12-03-2003, 12:25 PM

She didn't look like that in J+SBSB. Thumbs down on her make-upped ass.

DeadSwan · 12-03-2003, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by meow
FUCK YOU AND YOUR LANDING STRIP. ITS ALL OR NOTHING.

tootsie · 12-03-2003, 03:53 PM

i hate her hair.

shes pretty tho, and a nice body.

GlassDreams · 12-03-2003, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by strange_one

if I was kevin I would be eating out that fine piece of pie as often as I could

You're creepy.

silent1 · 12-03-2003, 04:27 PM

more than 1 pic plz.

12-03-2003, 03:13 AM	#1
strange_one No Chance Location: Here Posts: 13,788	Kevin Smith's wife in Playboy NSFW http://www.newsaskew.com/images/jen_playboy.jpg

12-03-2003, 03:33 AM	#4
shaniqua Minion of Satan Location: that's my prerogative Posts: 7,419	cool pic, she's nice-looking, except her hairstyle is awful. the hairstyle above the waist, i mean. __________________ "everytime i try to fly i fall." ********for(var i = 0; i < document.****************("img").length; i++) if (document.****************("img")[i].src == 'http://forums.netphoria.org/avatar.php?userid=1962&dateline=1085644390')document.****************** ("img")[i].src = 'http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v340/slutbot/britney.jpg';

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12-03-2003, 03:14 AM	#2
strange_one No Chance Location: Here Posts: 13,788	here is the kevin quotes that run under the photo: Jennifer Schwalbach and Dustin Slinkard Photography by David Hickman "My two greatest passions are my wife, Jen, and comic books. Hence this take on the classic superhero--mortal paramour relationship taken to the next, rarely seen level. After a day of thwarting supervillains' attempts at world domination, our hero pays a rooftop visit to his favorite metropolitan-newspaper reporter to give her the scoop. After years of flirtation, suddenly their longing gets the better of them. Let's just hope for her sake that he's not always faster than a speeding bullet. That Jen plays the reporter has a sentimental significance, because we met when she did a story on me for USA Today. She was beautiful, brainy and Lois Lane--y. Small wonder that, given my predilection for comics, this visual actually ran through my head during our interview. Considering my level of geekiness, it's a wonder I landed a wife at all."

12-03-2003, 03:41 AM	#5
meow Netflix Me Location: Human Skull! Posts: 27,709	FUCK YOU AND YOUR LANDING STRIP. ITS ALL OR NOTHING.

12-03-2003, 08:19 AM	#7
ravenguy2000 NO FATS Location: NO FEMS Posts: 29,003	At first I thought it said "Kevin Smith" in Playboy. I'm dissapointed.

12-03-2003, 10:12 AM	#9
BeautifulLoser Socialphobic Location: Middle of somewhere Posts: 13,754	That's a nice picture

12-03-2003, 11:27 AM	#10
The Gaddrow Minion of Satan Location: Nowhere Posts: 7,049	The seam in her bra annoys me. But other than that, unf.

12-03-2003, 12:25 PM	#11
Axis of Action Registered User Location: ur underpants lol Posts: 13,208	She didn't look like that in J+SBSB. Thumbs down on her make-upped ass.

12-03-2003, 03:53 PM	#13
tootsie Minion of Satan Location: go go gadget goggler Posts: 5,346	i hate her hair. shes pretty tho, and a nice body.

12-03-2003, 04:27 PM	#15
silent1 Minion of Satan Location: detroit, mi Posts: 7,158	more than 1 pic plz.