PHONE BAD—The Official Boomer Comic Thread

[Disco King]

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This one is my all-time favourite:

[duovamp]

Good vixnix content.

[TuralyonW3]

awesome post. hilarious

[vixnix]

Originally Posted by duovamp

Good vixnix content.

I would post some good classic duovamp content but thankfully the world and even netphoria caught up with my opinion that openly coveting young teenage girls and treating them as sex objects is gross and unacceptable

So we are generally spared

A++

[Shallowed]

We're all sex objects

[Shallowed]

Except for me.

[duovamp]

He treats objects like women, man.

[Disco King]

Originally Posted by vixnix

openly coveting young teenage girls and treating them as sex objects is gross and unacceptable

Openly coveting crummy teenage girls? He should be openly coveting Pokémon creatures!

[ovary]

we waded through a powerpoint
about why not to smoke a joint,

and how estrogen + testosterone
will leave you tending child at home.

(now getting fat is no good either!
slide front to back, while wiping beaver.)

we sat in silence, post-lunch napping
fingers on our desks were tapping,

then ms. hodgkins sent the boys away,
"ladies listen now to what i say:

at some point when your body's ready
a trickle of blood, slow and steady

will rend your peace, sorry: it's true.
but there's something more important to tell you.

the first time that you feel a cramp,
watch out for that devil, duovamp!

he'll try to get you in his car,
buy you drinks down at the bar.

and when he's got you good and drunk,
a camera whips out of his trunk

'it's just a little point-and-shoot''
he says, with lens aimed at your coot

if you raise objection, say you can't stay,
he'll tell you that "it's fine, i'm gay!"

next thing you know, you've got gonorrhea
and your photo's posted on net-for-eea!

so do drugs, eat unhealthy if you must,
but heed my warning of duovamp's lust!"

[smashingjj]

Lol this might be funny if you're white

[myosis]

ok boomer

[Mals Marola]

[Disco King]

W̷̰̟͋̾̋̓̈́̀͠ȟ̷̨̧̩̤̲͓̖̟̈͜o̸͚͖͒̓̋̑̉̾ ̷̨̢̬͉̥̙̳̖̳͉͗̓͘͝͝h̸͕̆̊́̔̅̃́̚ͅȩ̵̼̼̖͍̜̤̜͕̉̐ṛ̵̥̮͚͎̐͆ ̜͜ę̵̢̛̮̫̗̤̤̣̟̳̓̔̔ ̶̖̠̱̽̃̽̄͠ͅh̵̻̫̲̲̺̠̋̈́͜ͅa̴̰̻͚͓͛͑t̵̻̺̭̹͇̄̂͊͊͑͑é̵͋̒̿̕ ̬̱̍s̶͕͓͉͇͐͂̈́́͑̌̒̓̚̕ ̴̨͚̙̼̎̾̈̄͐͘͝ţ̵̘̦̮̬̗̼̼̿͠h̷̡̼͖̞̖̊̑̿̈̓̌͐̕͝ě̷͕̪̟̍͘͘͝ ̡͍̜̞̭ǐ̷̧͚̻̗̼̣͔̊̍͗͛̏̐͘̕r̵̢̛͔̮̫̥̄̉͌̈͊͠ ̷̨̧͔̘̼͈̭̬͙́̈́̃̉́̄̏̚͝͠ͅw̴̡̠̘̬͍̤̰͓͐̌̐͒͌̀̽͒̀ì̶͕̣͊̀̊ͅͅ ̹̺͇̱̹ͅf̶̨̛̼͉̾̽͌̃̀è̶̘̪͖̦̈́͒̉͐̋̀?̸̭͓̥̘͗͂̈́͜

Theory: the reason so many boomer comics revolve around hatred of one's own spouse is because boomer's got married just before laws and attitudes surrounding divorce liberalized. Instead of ending marriages that are not healthy or fulfilling, many of them may carry the expectation and belief that marriage is immutable, and that "responsible adults" don't end their marriages, because they married "for better or for worse."

[Mals Marola]

K

[topleybird]

Originally Posted by Disco King

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Not only is this stuff just copied and pasted from some Imgur gallery, you're not even writing the comments? What is this?

[Disco King]

I made the Imgur gallery I'm linking to in order to prevent link-rot.

I'm always ahead of the game.

[Disco King]

What you non-Commonwealth plebs always look like three months after posting an image:

[topleybird]

OH HEY IT'S DISCO KING



EXPLAIN THE BRITISH ENGLISH YOU CHARLATAN

[Disco King]

Canadians use British spellings for many words

[Disco King]

"Canada—is that an app?"

Silly millennials who don't know what is book

[Mals Marola]

the irony in all this is that the most phone-obsessed people i know/have known are boomers. love sending a text message then following it up with a good ol' "????" 5 minutes later

[FoolofaTook]

actually that is what is known as a "paradox"

[topleybird]

Originally Posted by Disco King

Canadians use British spellings for many words

Oh I didn't realize you were lesser; you don't come off that way most of the time

Sorry, my bad

[MplsTaper]

A 25-year-old New Zealand lawmaker giving a speech supporting a climate crisis bill was heckled by an older member of Parliament. Her witty response baffled her audience, to the delight of millennials everywhere.

[Mals Marola]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

actually that is what is known as a "paradox"

ok

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by Mals Marola

the irony in all this is that the most phone-obsessed people i know/have known are boomers. love sending a text message then following it up with a good ol' "????" 5 minutes later

yeah I think this is pretty widely recognized by younger people. boomers are the fucking rudest with their phones and shit

[Disco King]

Originally Posted by topleybird

Oh I didn't realize you were lesser; you don't come off that way most of the time

Sorry, my bad

I ain't lesser. I'm fewer.

[Disco King]

Originally Posted by Mals Marola

the irony in all this is that the most phone-obsessed people i know/have known are boomers. love sending a text message then following it up with a good ol' "????" 5 minutes later

Boomers are also more likely to believe everything they read on the internet and fall for clickbait titles.

Older people more likely to share fake news on Facebook, study finds

[smashingjj]

Originally Posted by topleybird

OH HEY IT'S DISCO KING



EXPLAIN THE BRITISH ENGLISH YOU CHARLATAN

cause that's the only correct kind

[Mals Marola]

Originally Posted by Disco King

Boomers are also more likely to believe everything they read on the internet and fall for clickbait titles.

Older people more likely to share fake news on Facebook, study finds

someone better tell buttcannon