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10-14-2016, 05:47 PM | #1 |
Saturday Night Goth
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Drug test / urinalysis* (urine analysis)
Last time I smoked marijuana was about 2 weeks ago and I only had a couple of hits. I've done some intense sweaty cardio and drink plenty of water every day. I'm also severely lacking in body fat. My pee is in the jar and I'm awaiting results.
In your vast experience with partaking in illicit substances and pissing in cups, what are my chances of failing this test? |
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10-14-2016, 05:49 PM | #2 |
Saturday Night Goth
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After you tell me I am fucked and to kill myself some actual advice would be appreciated. So let's get that out of the way, somebody tell me to fuck myself and then kill myself so the next person call tell me about the exquisite art of UA*
*urine analysis |
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10-14-2016, 05:55 PM | #3 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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Why are you having your pee tested?
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10-14-2016, 05:56 PM | #4 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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you're gonna pass it! your bmi is probably lower than mine and i've done the same to pass a drug test, no problem. i wonder if age has anything to do with it, though, cause i was living in arlington, tx when i did this and that was quite a while ago.
i smoked about three days before my test and i went for a run each day and drank a shit load of water. i've heard of people taking niacin pills, too, but it makes your skin red and itchy. |
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10-14-2016, 06:01 PM | #5 |
Minion of Satan
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Your golden
(jus like yur piss) |
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10-14-2016, 06:03 PM | #6 |
Minion of Satan
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Sux u had to drop tho, fuckn fascists everywhere man
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10-14-2016, 06:16 PM | #7 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
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how often were you smoking?
if you have a normal BMI and were only smoking occasionally (say, 1x per week or less), you are most likely completely fine. for reals |
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10-14-2016, 08:10 PM | #8 |
Saturday Night Goth
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contract job through a staffing agency
thank you everyone for the information, I can relax now like once or twice a week, only a couple of hits in the evening or on weekends |
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10-14-2016, 09:02 PM | #9 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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by this time I guess you either passed or you're on your way to Big Brother for reconditioning
but yeah as everyone else said if you were only smoking a couple hits a few times a week, 2 weeks should be long enough to purge your system |
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10-14-2016, 09:02 PM | #10 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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I don't even know what I would do if I was in a job interview and they asked for a drug test. Laugh, probably.
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10-14-2016, 09:10 PM | #11 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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10-15-2016, 12:53 AM | #12 |
Dute of Seven Y's
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10-15-2016, 01:02 AM | #13 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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because unless they were willing to delay the test for like 8 weeks there is absolutely no way i could pass. In a given week I won't smoke weed on maybe 1 out of 7 days. Maybe.
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10-15-2016, 01:05 AM | #14 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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also because my privilege has thus far allowed me to not have to submit to any drug test for an employer. I would like to say I would just decline a position if they told me to get tested because I find drug testing to morally reprehensible, but probably I would be chugging tea and cranberry juice and praying to pakula/god
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10-15-2016, 01:34 AM | #15 |
Braindead
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If you smoke errrday I hear it can take months
You have to get The Drink |
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10-15-2016, 02:12 AM | #16 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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What I have heard is that after approximately 8 weeks/2 months (whichever comes first) even a heavy smoker will come up clean. When I was in trouble with the so called "authorities" for having dank trees in my car, my attorney told me they would set my first drug test for about 2 months after my court date for this reason, which they did. btw I don't actually have an attorney it was my uncle
Last edited by redbreegull : 10-15-2016 at 02:37 AM. |
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10-15-2016, 02:13 AM | #17 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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who is an attorney it's just not accurate to say my attorney because he helped me as a favor for free he is a judge now actually so he's legit not just like some random uncle guy who represented me in court
Last edited by redbreegull : 10-15-2016 at 02:41 AM. |
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10-15-2016, 02:14 AM | #18 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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10-15-2016, 02:29 AM | #19 |
Minion of Satan
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I would suggest quickly eating down the follicles in those pores, and it took less than thirty seconds to find her name, yoga club, office phone, etc.
Last edited by buzzard : 10-15-2016 at 02:42 AM. Reason: It's so kind in the D. |
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10-15-2016, 02:32 AM | #20 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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then why you quote me
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10-15-2016, 02:33 AM | #21 |
Minion of Satan
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The quotes were edited to reveal nothing.
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10-15-2016, 02:37 AM | #22 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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haha hey there
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10-15-2016, 03:11 AM | #23 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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that was funny. I wasn't sure if you actually found him because I couldn't but realized it was a bad move. you'll find pos rep has been distributed in your bank account
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10-15-2016, 03:27 AM | #24 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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to my credit I did use an alternate spelling
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10-15-2016, 03:31 AM | #25 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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maybe ed breegull is my uncle
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10-15-2016, 04:19 AM | #26 |
Apocalyptic Poster
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what you wrote his real name with different spelling? why not just change his name
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10-15-2016, 04:21 AM | #27 |
Apocalyptic Poster
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and anyway why would you think there is any chance buzzard could actually find him. i assume your user name is not linkedto your real name somewhere?
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10-15-2016, 06:17 AM | #28 |
Braindead
Location: TX
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I can't smoke trees at all because I'm expecting a drug test before my new job
well I probably could but it's not even worth the chance when I can just do other stuff |
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10-15-2016, 07:11 AM | #29 |
Minion of Satan
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His first name contains two Ns and his middle name begins with an L.
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10-15-2016, 07:15 AM | #30 |
Braindead
Location: TX
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I'm not sure what's happening here but that's good looking out if you got him to edit something that gave away identity
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