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Old 03-26-2014, 11:00 PM   #1
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Old 03-26-2014, 11:01 PM   #2
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Guys a fuck of a lot better than Mike Byrne.

Teargarden and Oceania would probably sound a hell of a lot more interesting with the System guy rather than the tin-can smashing that we had to "accept" with Byrne.

I mean, I could see if Billy had no better options and Byrne was the best drummer willing to join. But he clearly had a guy who could drum Byrne under the fucking table and he decided to pass on him.

I honestly believe the whole Byrne thing was just a publicity stunt.... "Who fucking needs you Jimmy! You think you're so important to the band?! Well watch this, I'll hire a fucking burger flipper and he'll do just fine!" A publicity stunt that has now gone horribly, horribly wrong.

 
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Old 03-26-2014, 11:10 PM   #3
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Either it was a publicity stunt or he wanted a kid

 
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Old 03-26-2014, 11:11 PM   #4
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like to raise and teach and shit. Only mikey would rather bearcub with his bearcub friends than hang out with crotchety old bolly

 
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Old 03-26-2014, 11:15 PM   #5
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a beeter questions why didnt he hire the goo goo dolls drumer

 
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Old 03-26-2014, 11:15 PM   #6
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fuzz man time to slow your roll

 
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Old 03-26-2014, 11:59 PM   #7
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There are only guitar players currently. Go cry in the corner, floozy.

 
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Old 03-27-2014, 12:05 AM   #8
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fuzz man time to slow your roll
ouch man, that hoits, that really hoits!

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Old 03-27-2014, 12:08 AM   #9
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There are only guitar players currently. Go cry in the corner, floozy.
Juliana, Due to your hard work and time spent helping Monte with Crestfallen and his tweets, I know declare you a social media expert. With this title comes great responsibilities, best of luck to you.

 
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Old 03-27-2014, 12:34 AM   #10
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Due to your hard work at walmart lifting boxes, you know the most about drumming.

 
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Old 03-27-2014, 12:35 AM   #11
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why not hire that smashing pumpkins guy

i hear he had classical jazz training and everything

 
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Old 03-27-2014, 12:47 AM   #12
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Cause he has another job with the local H dude. Maybe look that up and follow that band.

 
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Old 03-27-2014, 03:56 AM   #13
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Why don't you just shut the fuck up about Jimmy and Mike already?

 
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Old 03-27-2014, 04:00 AM   #14
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Why didn't Billy just hire fuzzyrose to play drums?

Maybe because you'd just quit because you're not Jimmy or "the System guy" that you didn't even care to name.

 
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Old 03-27-2014, 04:02 AM   #15
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Or maybe because Mike is better than you.

 
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Old 03-27-2014, 04:31 AM   #16
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Why don't you just shut the fuck up about Jimmy and Mike already?
yes please
just shut the fuck up entirely, fuzzy
you're now officially in camp scotty
shut the fuck up fuzzy
shut the fuck up scotty

 
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Old 03-27-2014, 04:34 AM   #17
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MIKE IS BETTER THAN YOU


 
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Old 03-27-2014, 04:35 AM   #18
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mike burns
flippin burgers
bearcubbin
montelds and scotty buttsex
micropenis
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Old 03-27-2014, 04:36 AM   #19
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RAAAAAGE

yea well. Some folks worked themselves up to really believe the announcement would be JC's return.

 
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Old 03-27-2014, 06:11 AM   #20
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"to be serious for a moment though, i believe mike deserves a round of applause. thank you for everything you brought to the band, mike. i wish you all the best!"

(ahahaha!)

 
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Old 03-27-2014, 06:24 AM   #21
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lole

 
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Old 03-27-2014, 06:36 AM   #22
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no wonder bc closed the o-board. it just couldn't stay. mike was crying and his mum had already called belly to tell him.

 
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Old 03-27-2014, 07:40 AM   #23
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Old 03-27-2014, 08:56 AM   #24
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real question should be what drummer would want to work with billy at this point?

 
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Old 03-27-2014, 09:10 AM   #25
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real question should be what drummer would want to work with billy at this point?
he should ask maureen tucker. they'd probably get along really well, and together they could rant about the evil government, over a cup of tea.

 
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Old 03-27-2014, 09:42 AM   #26
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is she still playing? I thought she was dead. she has to be in her 70s by now

 
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Old 03-27-2014, 09:50 AM   #27
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real question should be what drummer would want to work with billy at this point?
with the salary billy is willing to pay, he can only afford an underpaid burger flipper.

 
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Old 03-27-2014, 10:30 AM   #28
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It is like the jimmy fiddlers have forgotten polka band & opium den original Jimmy

 
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Old 03-27-2014, 10:31 AM   #29
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It is like the jimmy fiddlers have forgotten polka band & opium den original Jimmy
that's the jimmy we love.
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Old 03-27-2014, 10:38 AM   #30
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You can't complain mike was just a burger flipper. Billy use to be a homeless scuzzy dbag. Jimmy a heroin addict, polka player. People gotta start somewhere and try to move up.

Nit easy to fill a guys shoes who has a distinct personal playing style. Your boss wants you to play exactly like that person, and the fans won't stop bitching.

For mike, being in the pumpkins was hell. Hope he gets something better.

 
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