The O-Board is down...

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by juliana

Also, sadly many fans won't cut out monte till he is banished by Billy. I have been told directly by fans that if monte is good enough for corgan then he is good enough for them.

A lot of people think he is dumb but he isn't he is a lot smarter than people think and he is ruthless when it comes to keeping corgan in his life.

Why in the world should Monte be "banished" by Billy anyways? It's not like Monte ever spouts his crazy beliefs on the website or anything... It's quite clear that you're just extremely jealous of Monte and his relationship with Corgan and the rest of his band.

Montes probably just being "ruthless" because you weridos keep on trying to sabotage his little friendly relationship that he has going on with Billy... Lets face it, the mormonism stuff is just a big excuse to try and stir shit because you're jealous of the guy.

Don't get me wrong, I've made fun of Monte in the past and I think Mormons (and christians for that matter) are outta there minds- But you've just been completely insane over the whole "Monte thing"

[juliana]

Lol my fan is back.

Fuzzy is hurting for my attention so hard.

[fuzzyroes]

lol nah... That was just my thoughts of the moment rant. It's all very unimportant stuff to be discussing, But I suppose that's the case with any bands message board.

I just think you should be happy for Monte... Sure hes not a good writer or anything but what does it matter? It's just a Smashing Pumpkins news site.

Billy likes the guy, you don't. Live and let be, I say. It's nothing to get upset about

*hugs*

[Shallowed]

Originally Posted by juliana

LOL!

LOL!

[Julian, Porn CONNOISSEUR]

SAD MYOPIC EYES BURN IN DISTANCE BURNING FIELDS OF CORN CRYING FOR MONTE LDS IT ASSISTANCE!

JOHNATHAN MONTE I LOST MY BEST FRIEND ONE DAY. HELP ME I AM IN HELL.

JONATHAN MONTE LDS IT ASSITANCE MORMON TEMPLE RECCOMEND. IM CALLING YOUR BISHOP. DID TOU LNOW JONATHAN MONTE LDS IT BATHES IN THE SAME SACRED WATER OF THE LDS MORMAN TEMPLE IN LOS SANTOS CALIFORNIA AS THE BASS PLAYER FOR THE NEW YORK DOLLS THAT GUY THAT WAS KILLED BY KLAUS KINSKI IN A HERZOG FILM ABOUT MORRISSEY. THIS HAPPENED AFTER THE SLEEPOVER. THEY BATHED IN THE SAME SACRED HOLY WATERS AS A HOMOSEXUAL FOPPY BOY NAMED ARTHUR KANE! INSANE KANE'

SOUND FAMILIAR ? THE FALSE FLAG HAD BEEN EXPOSPED = KANE SATAN KAIN SUGAR MONTE MICROPENIS.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

Lets face it, the mormonism stuff is just a big excuse to try and stir shit because you're jealous of the guy.

bullshit.

i think you're projecting here: you're the one who's actually jealous. this doesn't mean everyone else - or anyone who's got something against monty - is jealous too. let's face it.

and i never use the mormonism stuff against monty. it's not about that. it's a terrible argument anyway. the guy's horrible enough on his own. plenty of other stuff to pick on.

[themadcaplaughs]

Agreed. His religious and political views are the farthest things from what makes him an easy target.

[juliana]

I really wish I could write a TV show about SP. I could see it kinda being like lost. We all get shipwrecked with Billy Corgan on some weird island.

[juliana]

Originally Posted by pavementtune

I'd totally watch Big Brother In Hell: Corgan, Iha, Courtney Love, Brian Molko and Thom Yorke forced to stay in a house together for one week. Without room service.

Omg, that would be the show of the century.

[T&T]

Billy would try and get them to write a song together.
james would be constantly rolling his eyes
courney would be screaming at everyone,
thom yorke would keep asking everyone if they wanted some tea while he's putting on the kettle
and Brian Molko would sit in a corner foaming at the mouth ODing. his catatonic state would eventually lead courney to befriend his corpse, and berate everyone else for not being nice enough to him.

after three weeks billy would present everyone with a grand scheme where the girl plays bass, thom makes beats on the computer, james on the synth (out of spite) and Molko on guitar (cause billy does all the guitar anyways). Molko doesn't object because he's passed out, Courney bla bla about billy being sexist about his bass players, thom offers to write some lyrics as well but billy turns his idea into somehow transforming thoms lyrics into the beats where each letter is a different sample. James stays in his room and doesn't even acknowledge the proposal.

week four billy's written 80 new songs
week five billy's crying because james refuses to learn the songs
week 6 billy caves and lets james play guitar
week 7 james still doesn't even care about any of this, he jsut wants something done about the rotting Molko in the living room smelling up the place. at this point thom has had enough of courney's constant yelling. courney has a fit claiming she has a medical condition Voice Immodulation Disorder.
week 8 they cancel the series because billy won't stop eating all the food.

[T&T]

sorry, i got carried away in the fanfic.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

nice.

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream

bullshit.

i think you're projecting here: you're the one who's actually jealous. this doesn't mean everyone else - or anyone who's got something against monty - is jealous too. let's face it.

and i never use the mormonism stuff against monty. it's not about that. it's a terrible argument anyway. the guy's horrible enough on his own. plenty of other stuff to pick on.

Naw man... I realize that most people here have known Monte for ages and have good reason for disliking him... But Juliana keeps on going on about Montes relationship with Billy and is seemingly trying to sabotage it for no good reason. She was bringing up his beliefs in order to try and get the band to stop associating with him. She's trying to create a controversy where there isn't one.

She even thinks less of the band because of it... It's silly. I mean, who even cares? It's not like Billys making good music anymore anyways.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

Naw man... I realize that most people here have known Monte for ages and have good reason for disliking him... But Juliana keeps on going on about Montes relationship with Billy and is seemingly trying to sabotage it for no good reason. She was bringing up his beliefs in order to try and get the band to stop associating with him. She's trying to create a controversy where there isn't one.

She even thinks less of the band because of it... It's silly. I mean, who even cares? It's not like Billys making good music anymore anyways.

everyone here thinks less of the band, but not because of that.

and weren't you all "heil monty" when he introduced bill's corner on his blog "your life is not your own" or around that time (dunno what else happened)? that doesn't give you a lot of credibility now.

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream

everyone here thinks less of the band, but not because of that.

and weren't you all "heil monty" when he introduced bill's corner on his blog "your life is not your own" or around that time (dunno what else happened)? that doesn't give you a lot of credibility now.

I'm not sure I follow... I was only referring to that needless drama that happened awhile back when Juliana freaked out at Nicole because the band deals with Monte... She brought it up again so I was just giving my thoughts on the situation.

In my pointless drunken rant I was only referring to Juliana, brozoff. I know that people thinking much less of the band now has nothing to do with MonteLDS

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by pavementtune

Obviously you care. You care enough about Juliana's dislike of Monte that you keep ranting about it.

I guess I cared for about a minute. I just thought it was insane that she was implying that Monte should be "banished" from Corgan.

You can dislike or be annoyed by the guy as much as you like- but why try and set out to ruin a good thing that he has going on with the band?

[juliana]

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

I guess I cared for about a minute. I just thought it was insane that she was implying that Monte should be "banished" from Corgan.

You can dislike or be annoyed by the guy as much as you like- but why try and set out to ruin a good thing that he has going on with the band?

If you had any idea about sp fan history you would know when I used the word "banished" it is refering to what Billy corgan does when he is through with you. Meaning only Billy can get rid of Monte when he decides, there is nothing anyone can do.

Moreover, it is what Billy has done to all his fave fans in the past.

[slunken]

the last of the smash pump infowars

[Starla]

Originally Posted by juliana

@pave

Monte is the most predictable person ever.
Also, I wrote this to Billy on twitter at the 13th at 9am

"@billy sp.com is down. People are thinking it is a sign or should we blame monte IT?"

http://gyazo.com/f6c7ca417eb141284b7e0a9ae38c309c

For some reason when I use the image tags the image won't show up.

Oh God...

[Starla]

I bet billy really gives a shit about the oboard.

[T&T]

If i stay an SP fan long enough, you think eventually it'll be my turn to replace Monty (after juliana of course). I promise to invite CAIC and slunken over to brows through the archive (depending if billy gives me permission of course!)

[Starla]

Originally Posted by Rider

Now people are arguing about who sent the first tweet that a website is down.

.

13 people died yesterday in D.C. but damn if that Sp site goes down...

[Starla]

Originally Posted by juliana

If you had any idea about sp fan history you would know when I used the word "banished" it is refering to what Billy corgan does when he is through with you. Meaning only Billy can get rid of Monte when he decides, there is nothing anyone can do.

Moreover, it is what Billy has done to all his fave fans in the past.

I know more about the history of the sp fan community than anyone. ANYONE.

[slunken]

Originally Posted by T&T

If i stay an SP fan long enough, you think eventually it'll be my turn to replace Monty (after juliana of course). I promise to invite CAIC and slunken over to brows through the archive (depending if billy gives me permission of course!)

\o/ lets all work together!

[Starla]

Originally Posted by Julian, Porn CONNOISSEUR

SAD MYOPIC EYES BURN IN DISTANCE BURNING FIELDS OF CORN CRYING .

Either it's the vicodin kicking in or this is a great piece of poetry!

[juliana]

Originally Posted by Starla

13 people died yesterday in D.C. but damn if that Sp site goes down...

The site was up before those people died or they wouldn't have even reported it.

[juliana]

Originally Posted by T&T

If i stay an SP fan long enough, you think eventually it'll be my turn to replace Monty (after juliana of course). I promise to invite CAIC and slunken over to brows through the archive (depending if billy gives me permission of course!)

I kinda hope no one replaces monte and monte replaces Billy.

[slunken]

Hello there everybody,

Frank Quinto here with another friendly update from The Archives. Let's see, lots of interesting stuff going on. I listened through a lot of songs. Some of the songs are demo songs, some of the songs are from concerts, some of the songs are songs that didn't make it onto albums. Man, you wouldn't believe it. Some really neat stuff. Some of these songs I have never even heard before. It's really neat! Here is a grainy picture of an old concert poster. I'll keep digging through here and will keep sending these updates. Until next time,

Frank

[Starla]

Originally Posted by juliana

The site was up before those people died or they wouldn't have even reported it.

One day you'll be alpha. You'll get that first tweet in, you'll be the sp fan site community historical archivist.... one day you'll be billy's head honcho too.

[Starla]

I hope a jihadist takes that fucking oboard down at this point..... never to return.