nimrod nimrod nimrod

Luke de Spa · 06-20-2007, 11:18 PM

nimrod? nimrod. nimrod's son nimnimrod nimrod. rod nim nimrod's son. rodnim.

undersco_red · 06-20-2007, 11:19 PM

malcovich?

Luke de Spa · 06-20-2007, 11:20 PM

nim. NIMROD

Floppy Nono · 06-20-2007, 11:20 PM

MAAAATT DAAAMON

sickbadthing · 06-20-2007, 11:20 PM

Mac, the first dish is scallops, you can tell by the orange piece on the edge of the meat/muscle, very popular in cold climates and very nice fried in butter.
The scallop shell is considered a fertility symbol as well.
As for oysters:
"Are Oysters Really an Aphrodisiac?
In the case of oysters, probably the classic among the alleged aphrodisiacs, chemical analysis shows that it consists of water, protein and carbohydrates, plus small amounts of fat, sugar and minerals. None of these components is in any way known to affect sex drive or performance. The psychological impact of believing that oysters, raw bull's testicles ("prairie oysters", as they are called), clams, celery, or tomatoes are aphrodisiacs is sometimes strong enough to produce, at least temporarily, greater sexual desire or performance. The experience of enhanced arousal or performance is then falsely attributed to the wonder food, and this discovery is passed on to the next person wishing to experience new heights of sexual experience."

Sorry , hope it didn't spoil your meal.
I have to ask, just how many people sat down to this meal?

Luke de Spa · 06-20-2007, 11:21 PM

nim rod NIM rod nim rim nod nim, rodnim rimrim

sickbadthing · 06-20-2007, 11:22 PM

Coworker #1: So what've you been up to?
Coworker #2: The usual. Just whacked off.
Coworker #1: Dude, you're on speakerphone.

celluloid_love · 06-20-2007, 11:32 PM

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waltermcphilp · 06-20-2007, 11:36 PM

del/sdfasdrqWE~

sickbadthing · 06-20-2007, 11:39 PM

Girl #1: So when was your first kiss?
Girl #2: My 17th birthday.
Girl #1: How about your first time making out?
Girl #2: Also my 17th birthday.
Girl #1: ...first blowjob?
Girl #2: This is awkward. 17th birthday, again.
Girl #1: How about when you lost your virginity?
Girl #2: 17th.
Girl #1: How about the first time you --
Girl #2: I know what you're about to ask, and the answer is "my 17th birthday" again.
Girl #1: God damn! What the hell did you do for your 18th birthday?

Luke de Spa · 06-20-2007, 11:39 PM

nimson rod nim rod rid nom son rim nod rid nom ron dim

sickbadthing · 06-20-2007, 11:42 PM

Hot southern girl #1: So, before I came up here my mom is like, "Be very careful around those northern boys, they think all southern girls just love to cook and fuck."
Hot southern girl #2: Oh my gosh, are you serious? They think that? That's so messed up!
Hot southern girl #1: I know!
Hot southern girl #2: But I really do love to cook... And fuck.
Hot southern girl #1: I know... Me too.

sickbadthing · 06-20-2007, 11:46 PM

Conductor: This is an express, uptown C train. You heard right: an express C train. Next stop: 125th Street. If you need local service on the Upper West Side, please transfer across the platform to the D, as in "Daddy done did it" or B, as in "bad boy Bobby Brown" train.

--C train, 59th St

Conductor: This is a Brooklyn bound B train. Like bitch.

--B train

Conductor: We are currently being held in the station because of some other A train fucking us all over.

--Uptown A train

Conductor: Never give up on life. Keep hope alive. This is 30th Avenue.

--N train, Astoria

Overheard by: trying to shake off a Red Lobster feast

Conductor: Thank you for riding the C train and remember: smile and the world smiles with you.

--C train

Conductor: You can switch to the A train across the platform. However, I would much rather you stay on this train.

--Downtown C train, 14th St

Conductor: This train is very crowded. If you cannot fit, please step back and wait for the next train. If you manage to get onto this very crowded train, look at the person next to you and tell them, "Howdy!"

--Queens bound F train

Conductor: Step in and stand clear of the good news.

--F train, 34th St

Conductor: Hello, and welcome to the mobile sauna bath.

--A train

Conductor: This is 175th Street. This is an A train to...This is an A train to... to nothing! Hey, does anyone know where we're going?

--A train, 175th St

Conductor: All right, there's a 3 train across the platform. Hurry up and make your connection, people. Get to steppin', get to steppin'!

--1 train, Times Square

Conductor, angrily: Yo, stand clear o' the closing doors o' my choo-choo!

--PATH train

jenniferkate · 06-20-2007, 11:48 PM

aw i love overheard in ny

waltermcphilp · 06-20-2007, 11:49 PM

::::BASED ON A TRUE STORY::::

A man approaches a Kmart with a jar full of change. just as he is about to enter he hears someone behind him yell out.

Stranger: HEY MAN!
Man: Hmm?
Stranger: THAT COINSTAR MACHINE IS OUTTA ORDA!
Man: What? You sure?
Stranger: YA MAN! IT'S BROKE!
Man:

sickbadthing · 06-21-2007, 12:02 AM

Black NYU boy: For some reason, every Asian here has a rice cooker.
Black girl: Why?
Black NYU boy: I don't know, I guess because they're Asian.
Black girl: That's so stupid. I'm black, but you don't see me with a chicken fryer.

Luke de Spa · 06-21-2007, 01:09 AM

nimrod: nimrod nimdor romdin nim rod rodrod nimnim.
nimrod's son: dormin nimdor romdin nim rod rodnim nimrod's son NIRMOD NOS
nimrod: nimrod? nim nimrod's son NIM RODNIM nimnim rodsonrod.
nimrod's son: RIMNOD rodsonrod nim NIM!!

andrewface · 06-21-2007, 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luke de Spa

nimrod? nimrod. nimrod's son nimnimrod nimrod. rod nim nimrod's son. rodnim.

you are the son of a motherfucker

1.2.3.4

Dogfighter28 · 06-21-2007, 01:21 AM

my dick is turning into a tree

Luke de Spa · 06-21-2007, 01:22 AM

get lost barnes

Rarely · 06-21-2007, 02:06 AM

didn't james iha write the soundtrack to Nimrod Nimrod Nimrod ???

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06-20-2007, 11:18 PM	#1
Luke de Spa someone more...punk rock? Location: Ice cream pig out in M1-aud is why i don't play plug in baby the wrong way, like you Posts: 22,182	nimrod nimrod nimrod nimrod? nimrod. nimrod's son nimnimrod nimrod. rod nim nimrod's son. rodnim.

06-20-2007, 11:19 PM	#2
undersco_red Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,283	malcovich?

06-20-2007, 11:20 PM	#3
Luke de Spa someone more...punk rock? Location: Ice cream pig out in M1-aud is why i don't play plug in baby the wrong way, like you Posts: 22,182	nim. NIMROD

06-20-2007, 11:20 PM	#4
Floppy Nono Socialphobic Posts: 12,722	MAAAATT DAAAMON

06-20-2007, 11:20 PM	#5
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,323	Mac, the first dish is scallops, you can tell by the orange piece on the edge of the meat/muscle, very popular in cold climates and very nice fried in butter. The scallop shell is considered a fertility symbol as well. As for oysters: "Are Oysters Really an Aphrodisiac? In the case of oysters, probably the classic among the alleged aphrodisiacs, chemical analysis shows that it consists of water, protein and carbohydrates, plus small amounts of fat, sugar and minerals. None of these components is in any way known to affect sex drive or performance. The psychological impact of believing that oysters, raw bull's testicles ("prairie oysters", as they are called), clams, celery, or tomatoes are aphrodisiacs is sometimes strong enough to produce, at least temporarily, greater sexual desire or performance. The experience of enhanced arousal or performance is then falsely attributed to the wonder food, and this discovery is passed on to the next person wishing to experience new heights of sexual experience." Sorry , hope it didn't spoil your meal. I have to ask, just how many people sat down to this meal?

06-20-2007, 11:21 PM	#6
Luke de Spa someone more...punk rock? Location: Ice cream pig out in M1-aud is why i don't play plug in baby the wrong way, like you Posts: 22,182	nim rod NIM rod nim rim nod nim, rodnim rimrim

06-20-2007, 11:22 PM	#7
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,323	Coworker #1: So what've you been up to? Coworker #2: The usual. Just whacked off. Coworker #1: Dude, you're on speakerphone.

06-20-2007, 11:32 PM	#8
celluloid_love Minion of Satan Location: creepyu Posts: 7,211	fkudhrfubusfbsdbffkudhrfubusfbsdbffkudhrfubusfbsdb ffkudhrfubusfbsdbffkudhrfubusfbsdbffkudhrfubusfbsd bffkudhrfubusfbsdbffkudhrfubusfbsdbffkudhrfubusfbs dbffkudhrfubusfbsdbffkudhrfubusfbsdbffkudhrfubusfb sdbffkudhrfubusfbsdbffkudhrfubusfbsdbffkudhrfubusf bsdbffkudhrfubusfbsdbffkudhrfubusfbsdbffkudhrfubus fbsdbffkudhrfubusfbsdbffkudhrfubusfbsdbffkudhrfubu sfbsdbffkudhrfubusfbsdbffkudhrfubusfbsdbffkudhrfub usfbsdbffkudhrfubusfbsdbffkudhrfubusfbsdbffkudhrfu busfbsdbffkudhrfubusfbsdbffkudhrfubusfbsdbffkudhrf ubusfbsdbffkudhrfubusfbsdbffkudhrfubusfbsdbffkudhr

06-20-2007, 11:36 PM	#9
waltermcphilp Socialphobic Location: I DO C-C-C-COCAINE Posts: 11,137	del/sdfasdrqWE~

06-20-2007, 11:39 PM	#10
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,323	Girl #1: So when was your first kiss? Girl #2: My 17th birthday. Girl #1: How about your first time making out? Girl #2: Also my 17th birthday. Girl #1: ...first blowjob? Girl #2: This is awkward. 17th birthday, again. Girl #1: How about when you lost your virginity? Girl #2: 17th. Girl #1: How about the first time you -- Girl #2: I know what you're about to ask, and the answer is "my 17th birthday" again. Girl #1: God damn! What the hell did you do for your 18th birthday?

06-20-2007, 11:48 PM	#14
jenniferkate bitch please. Location: wicked witch of the east coast Posts: 5,682	aw i love overheard in ny

06-20-2007, 11:42 PM	#12
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,323	Hot southern girl #1: So, before I came up here my mom is like, "Be very careful around those northern boys, they think all southern girls just love to cook and fuck." Hot southern girl #2: Oh my gosh, are you serious? They think that? That's so messed up! Hot southern girl #1: I know! Hot southern girl #2: But I really do love to cook... And fuck. Hot southern girl #1: I know... Me too.

06-20-2007, 11:46 PM	#13
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,323	Conductor: This is an express, uptown C train. You heard right: an express C train. Next stop: 125th Street. If you need local service on the Upper West Side, please transfer across the platform to the D, as in "Daddy done did it" or B, as in "bad boy Bobby Brown" train. --C train, 59th St Conductor: This is a Brooklyn bound B train. Like bitch. --B train Conductor: We are currently being held in the station because of some other A train fucking us all over. --Uptown A train Conductor: Never give up on life. Keep hope alive. This is 30th Avenue. --N train, Astoria Overheard by: trying to shake off a Red Lobster feast Conductor: Thank you for riding the C train and remember: smile and the world smiles with you. --C train Conductor: You can switch to the A train across the platform. However, I would much rather you stay on this train. --Downtown C train, 14th St Conductor: This train is very crowded. If you cannot fit, please step back and wait for the next train. If you manage to get onto this very crowded train, look at the person next to you and tell them, "Howdy!" --Queens bound F train Conductor: Step in and stand clear of the good news. --F train, 34th St Conductor: Hello, and welcome to the mobile sauna bath. --A train Conductor: This is 175th Street. This is an A train to...This is an A train to... to nothing! Hey, does anyone know where we're going? --A train, 175th St Conductor: All right, there's a 3 train across the platform. Hurry up and make your connection, people. Get to steppin', get to steppin'! --1 train, Times Square Conductor, angrily: Yo, stand clear o' the closing doors o' my choo-choo! --PATH train

06-20-2007, 11:49 PM	#15
waltermcphilp Socialphobic Location: I DO C-C-C-COCAINE Posts: 11,137	::::BASED ON A TRUE STORY:::: A man approaches a Kmart with a jar full of change. just as he is about to enter he hears someone behind him yell out. Stranger: HEY MAN! Man: Hmm? Stranger: THAT COINSTAR MACHINE IS OUTTA ORDA! Man: What? You sure? Stranger: YA MAN! IT'S BROKE! Man:

06-21-2007, 12:02 AM	#16
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,323	Black NYU boy: For some reason, every Asian here has a rice cooker. Black girl: Why? Black NYU boy: I don't know, I guess because they're Asian. Black girl: That's so stupid. I'm black, but you don't see me with a chicken fryer.

06-21-2007, 01:09 AM	#17
Luke de Spa someone more...punk rock? Location: Ice cream pig out in M1-aud is why i don't play plug in baby the wrong way, like you Posts: 22,182	nimrod: nimrod nimdor romdin nim rod rodrod nimnim. nimrod's son: dormin nimdor romdin nim rod rodnim nimrod's son NIRMOD NOS nimrod: nimrod? nim nimrod's son NIM RODNIM nimnim rodsonrod. nimrod's son: RIMNOD rodsonrod nim NIM!!

06-21-2007, 01:21 AM	#19
Dogfighter28 ILL KILL UR DOG Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 11,480	my dick is turning into a tree

06-21-2007, 01:22 AM	#20
Luke de Spa someone more...punk rock? Location: Ice cream pig out in M1-aud is why i don't play plug in baby the wrong way, like you Posts: 22,182	get lost barnes

06-21-2007, 02:06 AM	#21
Rarely Shh Posts: 3,779	didn't james iha write the soundtrack to Nimrod Nimrod Nimrod ???