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Old 05-18-2018, 04:48 AM   #1
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Old 05-18-2018, 05:28 AM   #2
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soon their will be two of us, babe

 
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Old 05-18-2018, 05:29 AM   #3
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is monte a netphorian?

are ldses christians?

 
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Old 05-18-2018, 08:19 AM   #4
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Old 05-18-2018, 08:43 AM   #5
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Old 05-18-2018, 12:20 PM   #6
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Is buttstuff really a sin?

 
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Old 05-18-2018, 12:36 PM   #7
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doesnt that original sin thing seem kinda stupid

is jesus or god supposed to be the one you pray to

 
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Old 05-18-2018, 12:37 PM   #8
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why do christians hate everyone that isnt a straight white male

 
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Old 05-18-2018, 12:38 PM   #9
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why do non-christians hate straight white mail so much

 
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Old 05-18-2018, 12:41 PM   #10
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Old 05-18-2018, 01:03 PM   #11
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why do christians hate everyone that isnt a straight white male
because eve was made from adam's rib.

 
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Old 05-18-2018, 03:17 PM   #12
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1. how does it feel adhering to a belief system which is not only thousands of years old, but which has continually mutated and changed over time to the point where modern Christianity likely bears no resemblance to Jesus' real worldviews or teachings?

2. how do you feel about Gnosticism?

3. Christianity has been the greatest ideological justification for evil and violence in human history, true or false?

4. What is your relationship to the Hebrew Bible as a Christian? Do you believe God has rejected the terms of his older covenant with humans, or merely updated it? Are the old laws to be ignored or incorporated into Christian life?

5. What is the experience of adhering to a religion which claims to be the ultimate champion of the downtrodden but is in actuality the ultimate symbol of institutionalized power?

6. Are you ever afraid that another religion is correct and you are a blasphemer?

 
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Old 05-18-2018, 03:51 PM   #13
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7. How do you feel about Seventh-day Adventists, the true remnant church of Christ?

 
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Old 05-18-2018, 04:30 PM   #14
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Is buttstuff really a sin?
That was going to be my follow up question

 
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Old 05-18-2018, 05:21 PM   #15
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Do all dogs go to heaven?

 
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Old 05-18-2018, 05:33 PM   #16
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When did prayer in public become not a bad thing?

When did money collection during service become not a bad thing?

 
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Old 05-18-2018, 05:44 PM   #17
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when did slunken become not a bad thing?

 
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Old 05-18-2018, 06:16 PM   #18
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hey now

 
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Old 05-18-2018, 06:17 PM   #19
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i have more posts than you. i am chaotic neutral.

 
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Old 05-18-2018, 06:18 PM   #20
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but please answer the question

 
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Old 05-18-2018, 06:24 PM   #21
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i have more posts than you. i am chaotic neutral.
shit this is true

I must obey

 
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Old 05-18-2018, 07:28 PM   #22
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Old 05-18-2018, 07:51 PM   #23
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4. What is your relationship to the Hebrew Bible as a Christian? Do you believe God has rejected the terms of his older covenant with humans, or merely updated it? Are the old laws to be ignored or incorporated into Christian life?
Every christian I've ever met (including my family) think that you can ignore all the annoying parts of the old testament because Jesus came to save people from not being able to eat bacon. Here are ol' J.C.'s thoughts on the matter:

"Do not think that I have come to abolish the law or the prophets. I have come not to abolish but to fulfill. Amen, I say to you, until heaven and earth pass away, not the smallest part or the smallest part of a letter will pass from the law, until all things have taken place. (Matthew 5:17)

 
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Old 05-18-2018, 08:23 PM   #24
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I've been pretty harsh regarding Christianity, but if it helps people connect with their spirituality then I see no problem with it. Most Christians ignore the bigoted stuff anyways.

 
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Old 05-18-2018, 08:26 PM   #25
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I had a dream last night and the words Romans 14 were emphasized, so when I woke up i scribbled it down.

Vix, do you know what that means in regards to the bible? I googled it but a whole bunch of stuff came up.

 
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Old 05-18-2018, 08:46 PM   #26
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Old 05-18-2018, 09:46 PM   #27
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It's gonna happen to you too, baby!

 
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Old 05-18-2018, 10:27 PM   #28
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Old 05-19-2018, 02:11 AM   #29
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How do you reckon jesus would have felt about you removing your children from a public school because you don't want them exposed to the poors?

 
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Old 05-19-2018, 03:09 AM   #30
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How do you reckon Jesus would have felt about anal sex?

 
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