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Old 05-09-2014, 12:03 AM   #151
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I might.

 
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Old 05-09-2014, 12:03 AM   #152
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Just watch me.

 
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Old 05-09-2014, 01:51 AM   #153
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I hate dating. it's boring, a waste of time, no one cares... there's nothing to talk about. First dates are uncomfortable, and it's always the same old thing. Can I buy you a drink? What band do you like? Do watch breaking bad? Are you vegetarian? Are you half Asian?

 
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Old 05-09-2014, 02:17 AM   #154
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I know. I just don't like this weird ass mating ritual we all follow.
Dating is stupid.

 
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Old 05-09-2014, 05:23 AM   #155
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So I got Tinder on my phone and it's actually pretty cool.

It connects to your Facebook and uses your interests to match you. So like all these 19 year old woman who like The Cure and SP came up.

 
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Old 05-09-2014, 05:26 AM   #156
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are they also interested in sex with someone who doesn't want to get emotionally involved?

 
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Old 05-09-2014, 05:29 AM   #157
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let me explain tinder to you

 
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Old 05-09-2014, 05:29 AM   #158
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interests: keeping things simple

 
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Old 05-09-2014, 05:30 AM   #159
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in-out-in-out-come-byebye-"i'll call you"(not!) - good thing you like the cure, otherwise this wouldn't have worked

 
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Old 05-09-2014, 05:31 AM   #160
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- "dating is stupid. it's a weird ass mating ritual that dates from when people would go on dates."
- "omg. you're so intellectual!"
- "it's just chemicals in my brain, baby."

 
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Old 05-09-2014, 05:32 AM   #161
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Uploading dick pic as we speak
still waiting...

 
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Old 05-09-2014, 05:36 AM   #162
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Lol.
I don't want to have sex with these girls I just want to talk to them about The Cure

 
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Old 05-09-2014, 05:39 AM   #163
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let me explain tinder to you

 
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Old 05-09-2014, 05:42 AM   #164
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- "dating is stupid. it's a weird ass mating ritual that dates from when people would go on dates."
- "omg. you're so intellectual!"
- "it's just chemicals in my brain, baby."
Pretty much.

 
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Old 05-09-2014, 08:49 AM   #165
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skipping the thread because i'm going to arrogantly assume that nobody else had the Deep Insights only i could have about this. cough.

anyway i tried okcupid a few years back because it seemed to offer an obvious benefit: if it worked as advertised, it'd greatly improve the signal to noise ratio of 'dating', whatever that nebulously means.

in practise i found that it just traded implicit, obscured bullshit for explicit bullshit: okcupid users answered questions and filled out their profiles in such a way as to select for the people they wanted to meet, rather than to honestly portray themselves. the system could still be easily gamed and the true filter – meeting people and talking to them – remained necessary.

IN CONCLUSION humanity is screwed, technology is a post-paleolithic boondoggle and we're all doomed to dissatisfaction and chaos

 
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Old 05-09-2014, 09:25 AM   #166
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With inane bullshit like that post coming out of your mouth, it's astonishing you'd be single.

 
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Old 05-09-2014, 09:27 AM   #167
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exactly. you're a smart fellow. no flies on you

 
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Old 05-09-2014, 09:31 AM   #168
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and good on you for refusing to kowtow to the arbitrary expectation that you explain your point of view, no, you just get in there, take a shit like a dog in a park and leave it there without further ado. we should get your account renamed 'wittgenstein 2' or something

 
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Old 05-09-2014, 09:34 AM   #169
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Okay.

 
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Old 05-09-2014, 09:35 AM   #170
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that explains things. thanks

 
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Old 05-09-2014, 09:40 AM   #171
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With inane bullshit like that post coming out of your mouth, it's astonishing you'd be single.
with whatever you just said vaguely in mind, it's amazing how my assumptions line up to stroke my ego

 
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Old 05-09-2014, 09:42 AM   #172
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it's almost like my reflexive responses are optimising for something other than the tr— NO FUCK ALL Y'ALL

 
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Old 05-09-2014, 06:29 PM   #173
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elephnot is definitely rottenugly role playing as a 20 year old lothario from san diego right

 
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Old 05-09-2014, 07:36 PM   #174
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rottenugly scared me.

 
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Old 05-09-2014, 07:37 PM   #175
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he aroused me

 
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Old 05-09-2014, 07:38 PM   #176
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your rottenugly is my elphenor

 
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Old 05-09-2014, 08:14 PM   #177
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in practise i found that it just traded implicit, obscured bullshit for explicit bullshit: okcupid users answered questions and filled out their profiles in such a way as to select for the people they wanted to meet, rather than to honestly portray themselves. the system could still be easily gamed and the true filter – meeting people and talking to them – remained necessary.
good point. surprised i forgot this element, i'd change answers all the time because i was convinced being honest was ruining my chances

ultimately it's my face

 
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Old 05-09-2014, 08:22 PM   #178
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i don't think many people give much of a dick about the answers unless it's its a real hot button thing like abortion or whatever

 
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Old 05-09-2014, 08:23 PM   #179
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or "do you ever feel like a woman owes you sex"

 
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Old 05-09-2014, 08:25 PM   #180
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"what is bigger? the earth or the sun"

 
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