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Old 01-16-2018, 12:01 AM   #2011
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It's not that I'm not comfortable, but if I'm sitting in a shop waiting and I see some weird looking guy cutting hair and some hot young woman, I'm gonna be hoping "shit, I hope I get the woman".

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 12:23 AM   #2012
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not one for barber shops, huh?

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 01:04 AM   #2013
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I just don't really wanna have short hair anymore, cause then you're just a schmuck guy with short hair. It's almost a little too conformist. There's kinda like a nod and an appreciation that comes along with fellow mulletish-headed guys.
That'd be great if gaining the respect of mulleted individuals you're likely to encounter was beneficial in some way.

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 01:46 AM   #2014
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Lol

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 04:16 AM   #2015
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Some opinions are best left unshared

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 08:00 AM   #2016
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lol indeed

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 04:50 PM   #2017
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It's not that I'm not comfortable, but if I'm sitting in a shop waiting and I see some weird looking guy cutting hair and some hot young woman, I'm gonna be hoping "shit, I hope I get the woman".
Even if the guy in question offers to shave your neck and/or wax your butt-crack?

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 04:50 PM   #2018
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Old 01-16-2018, 05:08 PM   #2019
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It's not that I'm not comfortable, but if I'm sitting in a shop waiting and I see some weird looking guy cutting hair and some hot young woman, I'm gonna be hoping "shit, I hope I get the woman".
Yeah, but you weren’t sitting in a shop and hoping to have the girl cut your hair. You walked by a place and got uncomfortable with the idea of a man cutting your hair and had to tell ‘cause you’re a lousy homophobe who wants attention.

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 05:24 PM   #2020
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But what if *it* moved?

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 05:24 PM   #2021
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Old 01-16-2018, 05:50 PM   #2022
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george looks like he just spouted an upside down stiffy

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 08:01 PM   #2023
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ever since shallow hal i always picture jason alexander with a tail

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 08:06 PM   #2024
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And to think people used to post their own pictures next to some of this stuff.

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 08:12 PM   #2025
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Fuzzy you wack. Some of the best haircuts I got in Seoul were from men. They were probably gay. So what? They were super nice and respectful. I mean you are their customer.

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 09:15 PM   #2026
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Yeah, but you weren’t sitting in a shop and hoping to have the girl cut your hair. You walked by a place and got uncomfortable with the idea of a man cutting your hair and had to tell ‘cause you’re a lousy homophobe who wants attention.
Not what happened at all. Guys cut my hair all of time, it's not something that makes me uncomfortable, it's just kinda like ahhhh damnn... sorta like when there's standing room only on a bus or something. This particular guy that I mentioned looked like a real weirdo. And plus, I just feel like guys aren't really good at cutting long hair... That's been my experience anyways.

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 09:19 PM   #2027
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Fuzzy you wack. Some of the best haircuts I got in Seoul were from men. They were probably gay. So what? They were super nice and respectful. I mean you are their customer.
Yeah, you're probably right. Reading what I put in words looks a lot worse than how I actually meant it.

I dunno, I was hanging out with a buddy earlier and brought up this story and he started laughing and told me that he feels the same way

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 09:23 PM   #2028
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That'd be great if gaining the respect of mulleted individuals you're likely to encounter was beneficial in some way.
Well it's almost like a little club haha. I've heard bald dudes have the same thing

 
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Old 01-17-2018, 01:13 PM   #2029
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what should we do for dinner tonight

soon enough we will be food for worms
you should eat. ah cha cha!

 
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Old 01-17-2018, 04:37 PM   #2030
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Eating should at least postpone being food for worms for a little while.

 
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Old 01-17-2018, 04:40 PM   #2031
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ever since shallow hal i always picture jason alexander with a tail
I'll always remember him from showing his butt in The Burning (gif not found).


 
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Old 01-18-2018, 07:37 AM   #2032
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Not enough burning in that image. Let down.

 
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Old 01-18-2018, 07:59 AM   #2033
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did his butt have a reason to burn in that movie?

asking for my thesis

 
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Old 01-18-2018, 08:07 AM   #2034
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Your derriere is winter fire
January ember
His ass burns there, too.

 
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Old 01-18-2018, 10:34 AM   #2035
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Eating should at least postpone being food for worms for a little while.
it's certainly no guarantee

 
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Old 01-18-2018, 05:07 PM   #2036
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Not enough burning in that image. Let down.
Yeah but, if you're down for an old-school summer camp slasher, I'd highly recommend it.

Be warned though: it was the first Weinstein/Miramax production. Ol' Harv even wrote the screenplay.

But still, it's got some really gnarly Tom Savini gore and some pretty amusing, cornball characters to follow around.

 
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Old 01-18-2018, 05:07 PM   #2037
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did his butt have a reason to burn in that movie?

asking for my thesis

 
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Old 01-18-2018, 05:11 PM   #2038
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Actually I haven't been with, no I meant to, a male hair dresser in a long time.

 
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Old 01-18-2018, 07:26 PM   #2039
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I'll always remember him from showing his butt in The Burning (gif not found).

wow
he looked good

 
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Old 01-18-2018, 07:36 PM   #2040
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Yeah i almost didn't recognize him

 
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