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1 - 2 inch 6 40.00%
2 - 3.5" 3 20.00%
3.5" - 4" 1 6.67%
4 - 5" 5 33.33%
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Old 08-20-2016, 09:38 PM   #1
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Question How long is b0lly's penis?

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Old 08-20-2016, 09:59 PM   #2
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im thinking long and skinny

 
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Old 08-20-2016, 11:52 PM   #3
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Wtf is a furburger (do i want to know?)?

 
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Old 08-21-2016, 02:06 AM   #4
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Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch
Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch

Long story short
When I woke up from the operation I was bleeding down there
Bleeding from the gash between my legs
My first day as a woman, and already it's that time of the month
But two days later the hole closed up
The wound healed and I was left
With a one inch mound of flesh
Where my penis used to be
Where my vagina never was
It was a one inch mound of flesh
With a scar running down it like a sideways grimace on an eyeless face
It was just a little bulge
It was an angry inch

 
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Old 08-21-2016, 03:32 AM   #5
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Please refer to it by its proper name -- Pistol Pete

 
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Old 08-21-2016, 10:54 AM   #6
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im thinking long and skinny
Yeah and doesn't it have big red birthmark? Which he named his 1st (and last) really great band after?

I think this was referenced in the liner notes for furtherembrace? With pics? Can't remember was 2busy summer 2005 listening to bootlegs of A New Poetry and crying

 
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Old 08-21-2016, 12:53 PM   #7
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Billy is hung like a Rhinoceros.

 
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Old 08-21-2016, 12:53 PM   #8
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Or maybe a Snail.

 
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Old 08-21-2016, 02:17 PM   #9
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lol song titles

 
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Old 08-21-2016, 02:18 PM   #10
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billy's sweet sweet dick gave me a silverfuck but tonight, tonight i'm gonna put it where boys fear to tread and then i'll send him over to sheila (who's my friend, and a professional cyclist) so she can take a good everlasting gaze at it and end her age of innocence

 
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Old 08-21-2016, 02:34 PM   #11
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Not much is known about Billy's genitalia, but sources tell us it only comes out at night.

 
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Old 08-21-2016, 09:56 PM   #12
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waits for someone to say doomsday cock

 
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Old 08-22-2016, 07:07 AM   #13
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is this for a school project?

 
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Old 08-22-2016, 10:33 PM   #14
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im thinking long and skinny
This

I imagine it's long with very little girth.

One of my buddy's is a lanky guy like Billy and he was waving his dick all over the place in a drunken stupor one night and I was taken aback by the how long it was with so little girth... True definition of a pencil dick.

I fathom that ole-man Bill has a similar condition

 
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Old 08-23-2016, 10:42 PM   #15
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Wow, that got weird all of a sudden.

 
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Old 08-24-2016, 03:15 AM   #16
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yes, all lanky men have similar penises. obviously.

 
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Old 08-24-2016, 03:15 AM   #17
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you failed this school project, fuzzy.

 
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Old 08-24-2016, 04:22 AM   #18
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I imagine it's long with very little girth.

One of my buddy's is a lanky guy like Billy and he was waving his dick all over the place in a drunken stupor one night and I was taken aback by the how long it was with so little girth... True definition of a pencil dick.

I fathom that ole-man Bill has a similar condition

took a long, hard, scrutinizing look at that dick, eh fuzzy?

 
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Old 08-24-2016, 06:46 AM   #19
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This

I imagine it's long with very little girth.

One of my buddy's is a lanky guy like Billy and he was waving his dick all over the place in a drunken stupor one night and I was taken aback by the how long it was with so little girth... True definition of a pencil dick.

I fathom that ole-man Bill has a similar condition
best post ever? best post ever.

 
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Old 08-24-2016, 02:57 PM   #20
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Dunno how long but it flies high, turns left and looks right!

 
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Old 08-24-2016, 03:28 PM   #21
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i've always been afraid to die but I think I'm more afraid to live

 
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Old 08-24-2016, 05:16 PM   #22
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Old 08-25-2016, 12:32 AM   #23
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why isn't this a public poll?

 
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Old 08-27-2016, 04:51 PM   #24
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Huh huh

 
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Old 08-27-2016, 04:51 PM   #25
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You said poll (pole!)

 
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Old 08-27-2016, 04:52 PM   #26
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Corgan's Organ would be a great band name.

 
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Old 08-27-2016, 05:07 PM   #27
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haha

 
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Old 08-27-2016, 05:09 PM   #28
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I could see fuzzy playing in a pop-punk Pumpkins cover band called Billy's Willy.

 
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Old 08-27-2016, 05:32 PM   #29
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lol u daydream about fuzzy

 
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Old 08-29-2016, 09:31 PM   #30
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The correct answer is 0.5"

It was a trick question

 
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