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Old 03-13-2014, 12:31 PM   #1
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Default i just found out billy graham was still alive

just one of those things ... i was watching a doc on nixon and it mention billy graham and i reflexively wiki'd him to see when he died. and holy shit he's still around. he was born in 1918 can you believe taht

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Old 03-13-2014, 12:59 PM   #2
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How do racists live so long?

 
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Old 03-13-2014, 01:09 PM   #3
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Old 03-13-2014, 01:27 PM   #4
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Challenge accepted.

 
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Old 03-13-2014, 06:47 PM   #5
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any day now

 
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Old 03-13-2014, 06:50 PM   #6
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How do racists live so long?
in 1957 he invited Martin Luther King, Jr. to preach jointly at a revival in New York City. Graham bailed King out of jail in the 1960s when he was arrested in demonstrations.

 
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Old 03-13-2014, 06:50 PM   #7
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SHUT THE FUCK UP, SCOTTY

 
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Old 03-13-2014, 06:58 PM   #8
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Apparently he hated Jews but who doesn't really

 
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Old 03-13-2014, 07:03 PM   #9
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ONLY THA GOOD DIE YUUUUUNG.

 
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Old 03-13-2014, 07:04 PM   #10
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What's the price for flight?!

 
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Old 03-13-2014, 07:04 PM   #11
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I'm not sUing I'd stab thatotherfuxking goddam piece of shut ninths throat but fick him I'll kill his ass fuck you.

 
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Old 03-13-2014, 07:26 PM   #12
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Apparently he hated Jews but who doesn't really
pretty sure richard nixon could bring the evil out of jesus christ

 
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Old 03-13-2014, 08:12 PM   #13
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Old 03-13-2014, 11:34 PM   #14
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I'm not sUing I'd stab thatotherfuxking goddam piece of shut ninths throat but fick him I'll kill his ass fuck you.
Wasted at 6pm on a Thursday? Right on brah

 
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Old 03-13-2014, 11:38 PM   #15
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http://img.timeinc.net/time/photoess..._graham_01.jpg

looks like a corpse at this point.

 
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Old 03-14-2014, 01:31 AM   #16
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he's a cunt

 
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Old 03-14-2014, 12:35 PM   #17
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My mom DVR's old Billy Graham revival preaching on the god channel or whatever its called.

 
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Old 03-14-2014, 12:36 PM   #18
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of all the evil pieces of shit on earth to defend, Trots picks THIS guy?

http://www.pensitoreview.com/Wordpre...m-anti-gay.jpg

 
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Old 03-14-2014, 12:44 PM   #19
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Graham is the type of hypocrite that defines modern christian conservatives.

This is a guy who supported Nixon's southern strategy and barely said a single word in support of equal rights while he spent the 50s and 60s touring the south and taking buckets of money from white racists.

He's the kind of sick fuck that talks about Jews like their evil monsters. He calls Mormonism a cult. But then took all the anti mormonism language off his website when Romney was nominated to run for president.

His son Franklin now runs his preaching business. He's stated publicly that he didn't know whether Obama was a christian and that technically Obama was a Muslim.

 
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Old 03-14-2014, 01:40 PM   #20
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i would vote for him

 
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Old 03-14-2014, 04:46 PM   #21
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well i'm not committed to defending billy graham i just did a quick goggle and i just wondered what the basis for that was

i don't know this guy beyond his name and that he loves jesus, i don't think he was as much an extremist as you dawkins patrol guys are are making him out to be

if he was extreme he wouldn't be completely mainstream. stuff about jews i guess but he's also a zionist which also kind of plays into "send all the jews home" or whatever, he wasn't that racist if he helped MLK but he's also south carolinian and i don't think any black people are big graham fans so there's probably a lot of it bred into his bones i mean he is a 1000 years old, his grandfather probably fought for the confederacy

and mormons are a cult

 
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Old 03-14-2014, 05:12 PM   #22
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his son is only 500 years old and he continues to preach the same bullshit

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...n_4966399.html

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(RNS) Evangelist Franklin Graham is praising Russian President Vladimir Putin for his aggressive crackdown on homosexuality, saying his record on protecting children from gay “propaganda” is better than President Obama’s “shameful” embrace of gay rights.

Graham, who now heads the Billy Graham Evangelistic Association started by his famous father, praises Putin in the March issue of the group’s Decision magazine for signing a bill that imposes fines for adults who promote “propaganda of nontraditional sexual relations to minors.”

 
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Old 03-14-2014, 05:19 PM   #23
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wow what a shocker! a religious southern conservative doesn't think gaydom is a right? SOMEONE GET THE ZYKLON B

 
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Old 03-14-2014, 05:27 PM   #24
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More on the evil tide of gay propaganda!

http://billygraham.org/decision-maga...t-is-too-late/

Graham preaches a version of christianity that views itself as "True Christianity." And in his view "true christians" are ALWAYS a minority. This is the right wing mindset that claims that Christians are being persecuted in the United States and that liberalism, feminism and homosexuality are destroying the country.

IMO anybody preaching of the dangers of damnation is preaching a philosophy of self hate and misery. Whether they wrap it up in inspiring language like Graham does or get vulgar about it like the Westboro baptists. At the heart of it is a fucked up world view that insists that people are inherrently dirty and evil and that only by following the prescriptions of this or that cult leader/preacher can you hope to not suffer in eternal hell.

 
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Old 03-14-2014, 06:22 PM   #25
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well they aren't going to change their minds any time soon we just have to be POSITIVE ROLE MODELS instead of FINGER WAGGING DOUCHEBAGS

 
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Old 03-14-2014, 07:06 PM   #26
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Nah he's a cunt. I'm wagging my finger

 
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Old 03-14-2014, 07:11 PM   #27
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billy graham: americas most finger banged 1000 year old

 
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Old 03-14-2014, 07:19 PM   #28
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finger banged for jesus

 
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well with a name like "True Christianity" how can it be wrong

 
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