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Old 03-15-2011, 10:59 AM   #1
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The Everlasting Glaze always gets me going.

 
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Old 03-15-2011, 11:01 AM   #2
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And here I was thinking it was the Everlasting Gayz all along.

sigh.

 
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Old 03-15-2011, 11:01 AM   #3
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don't you mean the everlasting gays

 
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Old 03-15-2011, 11:04 AM   #4
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WE ARE AS ONE

 
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Old 03-15-2011, 11:05 AM   #5
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btw trots, how do you feel about the spurs getting ass raped by my heat today?

MWAHAHAHAHAHAH

REVENGE!!

 
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Old 03-15-2011, 11:11 AM   #6
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uh don't care much since this is the regular season and we're taking the trophy this year

 
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Old 03-15-2011, 11:30 AM   #7
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nigguh puh-leaze!

you ain't getting past the black mamba, and even if you do, either flash and king james will rape you, or rose and the reborn bulls will gang rape you.

YOUR BEST PLAYER IS GINOBILI. AND HE'S BALDING, monkish like. You're going down, unlike Duncan's free throw shooting.

 
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Old 03-15-2011, 11:54 AM   #8
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we have this thing called a "team" it's a relic of a bygone era.

 
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Old 03-15-2011, 12:00 PM   #9
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we have this thing called a trinity (80 pts against the spurs motherfucker) and it's an auspicious omen of the future.

 
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Old 03-15-2011, 12:13 PM   #10
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yeah ok dude.

 
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Old 03-15-2011, 12:14 PM   #11
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i wonder how big a shit talker you were last year at this time.

 
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Old 03-15-2011, 04:05 PM   #12
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I mean, I don't automatically begin masturbating because a particular song is playing, but I'm sure the act of listening and mbating have occurred at the same time, just because I am surrounded by so much Pumpkins music. Most of the songs are a little too slow and a little too sweet to be really good material for this purpose.

 
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Old 03-15-2011, 04:08 PM   #13
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I often do the sweet sweet challenge.

 
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Old 03-15-2011, 04:20 PM   #14
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sorry guys i usually masturbate to carrie brownstein's guitar

 
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Old 03-15-2011, 04:26 PM   #15
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remember that thread by tumouraXsault or whomever that was along these lines?

 
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Old 03-15-2011, 05:27 PM   #16
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I often do the sweet sweet challenge.
Would be more impressive if it were the 17 challenge.

17 seconds is all you need... to reach climax.

 
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Old 03-15-2011, 08:46 PM   #17
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I dunno man, the whispering billy does encourage the loins.

 
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Old 03-16-2011, 12:03 AM   #18
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his voice does have a refreshing quality to it in this song

 
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Old 03-16-2011, 02:30 AM   #19
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i wonder how big a shit talker you were last year at this time.
Chill out hommie; I was just teasing. I know that the Heat are probably going to get dismantled in the Finals, if not even earlier by Boston.

And yeah, even though I loathe them, I gotta hand it to the Spurs. It's pretty impressive that they are the best team in the league without a bona-fide superstar.

 
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Old 03-19-2011, 06:10 AM   #20
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I mean, I don't automatically begin masturbating because a particular song is playing, but I'm sure the act of listening and mbating have occurred at the same time, just because I am surrounded by so much Pumpkins music. Most of the songs are a little too slow and a little too sweet to be really good material for this purpose.
yea like try rubbing it to Spaceboy...i can't do it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqcG9ppUM-I

 
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Old 03-19-2011, 01:48 PM   #21
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Chill out hommie; I was just teasing. I know that the Heat are probably going to get dismantled in the Finals, if not even earlier by Boston.

And yeah, even though I loathe them, I gotta hand it to the Spurs. It's pretty impressive that they are the best team in the league without a bona-fide superstar.
at least your team has one championship banner, even if your team is in constant turnover.

1, 2, 3, 4...nice.

 
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Old 03-19-2011, 01:50 PM   #22
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and i say that because mavericks fans are retarded and i got this number for them: 0

 
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Old 03-20-2011, 06:28 AM   #23
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What's wrong with the Mavs? I used to think Dirk was over-rated and soft, but now I like him. He's cool. But Cuban gives me headaches.

I guess they are your only Texan foes, now that Houston is negligible.

 
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Old 03-20-2011, 06:32 AM   #24
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Would be more impressive if it were the 17 challenge.

17 seconds is all you need... to reach climax.
I wish I could last 17 seconds...

A few days I was just thinking about how life has such wonderful ways of working things out for the best. I am a whore-monger (though I'm trying to correct this) and a premature ejaculater (no hope here), and it never struck me before how the two perfectly compliment each other. I mean, if you are a prostitute, what better customer is there than a gentle, insecure dipshit who's done in a couple of minutes max?

I leave before the shame gets too bad; the horror is over for her asap.

Everyone wins!

 
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What's wrong with the Mavs? I used to think Dirk was over-rated and soft, but now I like him. He's cool. But Cuban gives me headaches.

I guess they are your only Texan foes, now that Houston is negligible.
it's because blonde dallas wasps talk A LOT of shit about how great the Mavericks are and how boring and crappy the spurs are and the way the math plays out is 4 to 0 so they can shut up.

Dirk is over-rated and soft and a choke artist.

 
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Chill out hommie; I was just teasing. I know that the Heat are probably going to get dismantled in the Finals, if not even earlier by Boston.
uhhhhh OR THE BULLS

 
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I wish I could last 17 seconds...

A few days I was just thinking about how life has such wonderful ways of working things out for the best. I am a whore-monger (though I'm trying to correct this) and a premature ejaculater (no hope here), and it never struck me before how the two perfectly compliment each other. I mean, if you are a prostitute, what better customer is there than a gentle, insecure dipshit who's done in a couple of minutes max?

I leave before the shame gets too bad; the horror is over for her asap.

Everyone wins!
lol, perfect

 
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Old 03-21-2011, 06:51 AM   #28
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uhhhhh OR THE BULLS
Hell yeah! God, Derrick Rose is awesome.

Trots, take it easy on Dirk. He's tall and insecure. That's gotta count for something.

 
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Old 03-21-2011, 10:15 AM   #29
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no he sucks and he's a loser

i've never seen a guy freak out at home before. haha man i remember it was a reg. season game i think the first against nash & the suns and the home crowd starts cheering M-V-P M-V-P as dirk sets up to take the winning free throws

and he missed both of them

he's a motherfucking loser

 
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Old 03-22-2011, 01:45 AM   #30
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ok, haters gonna hate. i see you're mind is made up.

i guess i can relate, in a way. i loathe the knicks because of the many times they took out my heat and zo back in the day. so, even though i used to think amare and melo were awesome, now i abhor them.

i really really hope the heat and knicks meet in the first round.

 
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