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Old 01-14-2020, 01:22 PM   #5161
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Happy to hear that Candy Cane finally found what he was looking for!

 
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Old 01-17-2020, 02:49 PM   #5162
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I just had my last session with my therapist from rehab. She's so incredibly helpful and wonderful; she hugged me at the end and I realized I was longing for human contact also

She gave me one of those 'heroin addict wristband' things that I'm meant to use when I start thinking obsessively over [redacted] or '[redacted] Hates Me'

She and Jimmy are my favorite people ever. Certainly not [redacted] or '[redacted] Hates Me'

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Old 01-17-2020, 05:52 PM   #5163
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Don't wear a wristband. Tell her you would rather pay for something much better than that.

 
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Old 01-19-2020, 02:03 PM   #5164
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I am officially a Master now. Yay.

 
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Old 01-19-2020, 02:52 PM   #5165
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what are you a master of?

 
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Old 01-19-2020, 03:12 PM   #5166
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Old 01-19-2020, 03:23 PM   #5167
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what are you a master of?
Creative writing.

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I wish!

 
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Old 01-19-2020, 05:25 PM   #5168
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Congratulations on the objective completing, L-Dawg.

What's next on the agenda that is life?

 
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Old 01-19-2020, 05:30 PM   #5169
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Hint: http://findingmyrepublicangoddess.com

 
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Old 01-19-2020, 09:45 PM   #5170
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my my this is surprising

http://findingmyrepublicangoddess.com/q4.htm



also.. no curly hair? why the fuck is that important? http://findingmyrepublicangoddess.com/q7.htm

http://findingmyrepublicangoddess.com/m1.htm

why am i watching this

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Old 01-19-2020, 09:59 PM   #5171
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Congratulations on the objective completing, L-Dawg.

What's next on the agenda that is life?
Thank you buzzman!

Just enjoy some vacation time for now.

 
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Old 01-19-2020, 09:59 PM   #5172
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crap, that was my secret plan.

 
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Old 01-19-2020, 10:43 PM   #5173
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who is on drugs

 
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Old 01-19-2020, 11:14 PM   #5174
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Old 01-19-2020, 11:22 PM   #5175
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they call you everything, like william catshit oregon jr.

 
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Old 01-19-2020, 11:31 PM   #5176
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i'm drinking tomato juice, hanging out on netphoria, listening to grimes...


i just dont give a fuck!

 
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Old 01-20-2020, 02:58 AM   #5177
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I enjoyed the reaction shot upon informing him that I was recently widowed.


 
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Old 01-20-2020, 06:32 AM   #5178
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the post/av to end all post/avs

 
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Old 01-20-2020, 06:48 AM   #5179
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Don't wear a wristband.
tbh this applies to all ppl and situations

 
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Old 01-20-2020, 07:04 AM   #5180
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alcohol: yesterday after band practice (in another city) I had a party at work. i struggled with biking home big time. fell off my bike twice. wine bottle in hand survived, so did bass guitar and heavy bag. not sure about career, I have no idea what happened.

as my mother always said, you're only 37 once.

 
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Old 01-20-2020, 07:29 AM   #5181
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wtf are you doing man? don't you know gijs depends on you?


fucking hell.

 
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Old 01-20-2020, 08:30 AM   #5182
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listen here, life only gets better or worse and that's up to you. Also g-d is Dead and a friend who was raised in the church once told me the bible is like fairy tales people try to use to teach their offspring (not the band) some sort of twisted moral code. Make your own code...

 
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Old 01-20-2020, 09:30 AM   #5183
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Did Jesus believe that there are multiple paths to God or that there is only one way to God? Let’s look at what Jesus said about the idea of God’s exclusive offer of salvation.

First, Jesus taught there are two possible eternal destinations for people. In Matthew 25:46, talking about the judgment, Jesus said, “[The unrighteous] will go away into eternal punishment, but the righteous into eternal life.” We are not all going to the same place when we die. The Bible says there are two distinct destinations for everyone who dies.

Second, Jesus taught that most people will spend eternity in hell. Not long ago, someone was telling me about his visit to another country. He said, “With the billions of people there who don’t know Christ, it makes you wonder how Christianity can be the only way of salvation.” The fact that only a few and not the many are going to be saved verifies that Jesus was telling the truth, because Jesus said the majority of humanity will spend eternity in hell. In Matthew 7:13-14, Jesus said, “Enter through the narrow gate; for the gate is wide and the way is broad that leads to destruction, and there are many who enter through it. For the gate is small and the way is narrow that leads to life, and there are few who find it.” According to Jesus, there are two spiritual paths in the world: one that leads to eternal life, and one that leads to eternal death. Most of humanity is on the road that leads to eternal death.

Third, Jesus taught that He is the exclusive way to heaven. In John 14:6, Jesus said, “I am the way, and the truth, and the life; no one comes to the Father but through Me.” When people accuse you of being intolerant and hateful because you insist that Christ is the only path that leads to heaven, remind them that you are not making up that doctrine; you are only repeating the words of the founder of your faith, Jesus Christ. When people have a problem with exclusivity, it is because they have a problem with Jesus.

Jesus wasn’t the only one who taught that He is the exclusive way of salvation. The New Testament writers also said Jesus is the only way to heaven. Think about the apostle Paul. In Romans 1:16, he said, “I am not ashamed of the gospel, for it is the power of God for salvation to everyone who believes.” Paul said there is only one way to be saved. Or think about the apostle Peter. What did Peter say about the exclusivity of Jesus? After he saw the resurrected Christ, Peter was transformed into a courageous defender of the faith. One time the Jewish officials told him to stop preaching in the name of Jesus. How did Peter respond? In Acts 4:12, he said, “There is salvation in no one else; for there is no other name under heaven that has been given among men by which we must be saved.” There are not many names; there is no other name except the name of Jesus. He is the only way to eternal life.

 
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Old 01-20-2020, 09:31 AM   #5184
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Today’s devotion is excerpted from “God’s Exclusive Christmas Offer to You” by Dr. Robert Jeffress, 2013.


 
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Old 01-20-2020, 10:04 AM   #5185
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Old 01-20-2020, 12:25 PM   #5186
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personally i couldn't stand a boomer reverand with dentures that are too white to fit his complexion.

 
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Old 01-20-2020, 12:26 PM   #5187
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it's also fun that you know in advance what answers are valid just from the link

 
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Old 01-20-2020, 02:40 PM   #5188
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alcohol: yesterday after band practice (in another city) I had a party at work. i struggled with biking home big time. fell off my bike twice. wine bottle in hand survived, so did bass guitar and heavy bag. not sure about career, I have no idea what happened.

as my mother always said, you're only 37 once.
it's true

 
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Old 01-20-2020, 02:42 PM   #5189
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I took half a tab of acid last night which was left over from like 9 months ago. I was feeling pretty groovy and spent about 7 hours watching youtube videos on deep time and astrophysics

 
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Old 01-21-2020, 05:26 PM   #5190
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i took half a tab of tums last night that was left over from like 9 months ago. i was feeling pretty groovy and spent about 7 hours watching youtube videos on deep time and astrophysics

 
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